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Seriously, what if the zombie apocalypse happens tomorrow?

Postby Trapatrical » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:52 pm

We always talk about how absurd it would be if zombies actually started taking over the world, but what if it actually started to happen? Destroy the brain, yeah, but where on Earth would you go? Do you have a location you'd bunker down in? Do you any weapons you could bring along? I used to have a plan, but circumstances changed and now I am weaponless.

My plan was to head over to my uncle's house, next door might I add, and equip myself with one of his hunting rifles. He was going to teach me how to aim and fire them properly beforehand so that I wouldn't cause any harm to myself/anyone. I went to the range with his son one day and I didn't hit a single clay disk. I was planning on mastering my marksmanship before the apocalypse, but if it happened tomorrow I'm screwed. Continuing with the plan, I would make my way down to the military outpost in my town (yes, we seriously have one here.) By then the military would hopefully protect me from the oncoming hordes, but that's as far as I went planning wise. What kind of plan would you guys have?
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Postby Frisivisia » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:55 pm

Use my 50 caliber sniper machine gun rocket launcher mounted on the White House to kill everything and everyone in the DC Metropolitan area.
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Postby Dakran » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:55 pm

Me and my friend has a plan to learn how to fly Helicopters, find an island, buy it and make it livable and self sustaining, and bring our family and friends there if we could. We would also have a larger Armory than China does...

But tomorrow? Hmm... Join the horde probably haha.
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Postby The Parkus Empire » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:56 pm

Go on a date. Seriously, it's better than having wet dreams about the destruction of the society you hate.
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Postby Trapatrical » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:56 pm

Frisivisia wrote:Use my 50 caliber sniper machine gun rocket launcher mounted on the White House to kill everything and everyone in the DC Metropolitan area.

'Murica. Sounds legitimate.
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Postby Frisivisia » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:57 pm

Trapatrical wrote:
Frisivisia wrote:Use my 50 caliber sniper machine gun rocket launcher mounted on the White House to kill everything and everyone in the DC Metropolitan area.

'Murica. Sounds legitimate.

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Postby Torcularis Septentrionalis » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:57 pm

Take one of my grandfathers guns and an axe and lock myself in walmart with Josh.
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Postby Warda » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:57 pm

Dakran wrote:Me and my friend has a plan to learn how to fly Helicopters, find an island, buy it and make it livable and self sustaining, and bring our family and friends there if we could. We would also have a larger Armory than China does...

But tomorrow? Hmm... Join the horde probably haha.

Maybe those years of flight sims would pay off enough for me to actually fly :lol2:
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Postby Trapatrical » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:58 pm

The Parkus Empire wrote:Go on a date. Seriously, it's better than having wet dreams about the destruction of the society you hate.

Hahaha, who said I hate society? I just thought this type of thread would be fun to make is all. I "went on a date" a few nights ago, actually. Is that even relevant?
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Postby Warda » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:58 pm

Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:Take one of my grandfathers guns and an axe and lock myself in walmart with Josh.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077402/ Way to be creative :roll:
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Postby Johto and Kanto » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:58 pm

I'd be zombified within 24 hours.
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Postby Avenio » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:58 pm

Take safe refuge in my orbiting space station, obviously.

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Postby Bodobol » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:58 pm

Die.

Well, I'd probably go try and kill a few of the people I don't like, and then I'd probably commit suicide. I'd lose my sanity quickly in a zombie apocalypse. That, or become a zombie myself.
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Postby Frisivisia » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:58 pm

Warda wrote:
Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:Take one of my grandfathers guns and an axe and lock myself in walmart with Josh.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077402/ Way to be creative :roll:

That's the joke, sweetie.
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Postby Frisivisia » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:59 pm

Bodobol wrote:Die.

Well, I'd probably go try and kill a few of the people I don't like, and then I'd probably commit suicide. I'd lose my sanity quickly in a zombie apocalypse. That, or become a zombie myself.

Yay, opportunities for useless homicide! Fun fun fun!
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Postby Condunum » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:59 pm

In our gun cabinet, we have two shotguns, a .357, a .308, a .22 longshot and two .22 pistols. I think we're fine.
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Postby Occupied Deutschland » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:59 pm

Me and the third army will beat back the undead hordes.
We will require a lot of wheelchairs. And we'll be taking all the Sherman's out of museums for it. But we'll do it. We beat the Jerries, we can beat zombies.

More seriously (if that's even possible in a zombie apocalypse thread) I do think that preparing for and having a plan for disasters is a good idea. Especially an extreme one that won't happen but which will lend you to think about planning that can also help for less serious disasters. For example, I keep two or three boxes of bottled water and a good deal of canned food on hand at all times. Because one is going to want some food and drink in between all that zombie-killing.
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Postby Trapatrical » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:59 pm

Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:Take one of my grandfathers guns and an axe and lock myself in walmart with Josh.

I know of a nearby Walmart that I could crash if the military was overrun. Hopefully I could scavenge some weapons before fleeing the outpost :P
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Postby Warda » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:59 pm

Frisivisia wrote:

That's the joke, sweetie.

O I see, and I love you too sweetie :hug:
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Postby Luziyca » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:59 pm

Be really thankful that I do not have to deal with the stupidity, and run, unarmed, to the zombies, so I can have my brain eaten by them, so therefore, I do not have to worry about the future of society.
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Postby Bodobol » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:00 pm

Frisivisia wrote:
Bodobol wrote:Die.

Well, I'd probably go try and kill a few of the people I don't like, and then I'd probably commit suicide. I'd lose my sanity quickly in a zombie apocalypse. That, or become a zombie myself.

Yay, opportunities for useless homicide! Fun fun fun!


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Postby Torcularis Septentrionalis » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:00 pm

Warda wrote:
Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:Take one of my grandfathers guns and an axe and lock myself in walmart with Josh.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077402/ Way to be creative :roll:

Never seen Dawn of the Dead, but a good idea is a good idea.
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Postby Frisivisia » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:00 pm

Luziyca wrote:Be really thankful that I do not have to deal with the stupidity, and run, unarmed, to the zombies, so I can have my brain eaten by them, so therefore, I do not have to worry about the future of society.

Hip and edgy.
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Postby Trapatrical » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:01 pm

Johto and Kanto wrote:I'd be zombified within 24 hours.

I wouldn't want my corpse to feed on the living. There's a good chance I'd take myself out before the "virus" or "curse" took me over.
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Postby Warda » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:01 pm

Occupied Deutschland wrote:Me and the third army will beat back the undead hordes.
We will require a lot of wheelchairs. And we'll be taking all the Sherman's out of museums for it. But we'll do it. We beat the Jerries, we can beat zombies.

More seriously (if that's even possible in a zombie apocalypse thread) I do think that preparing for and having a plan for disasters is a good idea. Especially an extreme one that won't happen but which will lend you to think about planning that can also help for less serious disasters. For example, I keep two or three boxes of bottled water and a good deal of canned food on hand at all times. Because one is going to want some food and drink in between all that zombie-killing.

T-34-85 way better than Sherman.
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