Max Berry's Will

by **Yaltabaoth** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:13 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Jukraina wrote:Who is this Max Berry? I know a guy called Max Barry but this Max Berry is unknown to me.

My point exactly. This may be a simple case of somebody starting a thread without caring about proper spelling and such, but it is more fun to be genuinely flustered about this whole Berry character and his will. We're still trying to find out who this enigmatic Berry is and what his nefarious plans are.

Max Berry is a fruit-flavoured breakfast cereal, and mascot.

His plans are less nefarious, and more nutritious!

by **Hurdegaryp** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:14 am

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:And in the land of the idiots, the fool is king.

Therefore I am king. Bow slaves!

You're just delusional.

by **Yaltabaoth** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:15 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:Therefore I am king. Bow slaves!

You're just delusional.

I have already pledged my idiocy to Hurdegaryp, The Grey Wolf is a false king and a traitor and unworthy of my stupidity.

by **The Grey Wolf** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:19 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:Therefore I am king. Bow slaves!

You're just delusional.

Goddamn, I wish this place had a real secret police.

by **The Grey Wolf** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:20 am

Yaltabaoth wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:You're just delusional.

I have already pledged my idiocy to Hurdegaryp, The Grey Wolf is a false king and a traitor.

I am no king. I am Il Duce.

My word is law incarnate.

by **Yaltabaoth** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:26 am

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Yaltabaoth wrote:I have already pledged my idiocy to Hurdegaryp, The Grey Wolf is a false king and a traitor.

I am no king. I am Il Duce. My word is law incarnate.

And your law will suffer for the lack of my moronic insight.

by **Hurdegaryp** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:28 am

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:You're just delusional.

Goddamn, I wish this place had a real secret police.

Oh, but it has. You're just not considered a threat.

by **The Victorian Empire** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:30 am

Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:He's going to give it to me. I'm his illegitimate daughter.

Seems legit.

by **Afanis** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:34 am

He will never die.

by **Helvereos** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:38 am

Eh...His novels are kinda shitty to be honest, although Lexicon was alright.

by **The Grey Wolf** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:43 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:Goddamn, I wish this place had a real secret police.

Oh, but it has. You're just not considered a threat.

That hurts. I'm just so hurt by your words. I thought we were friends.

by **Shaggai** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:58 am

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Oh, but it has. You're just not considered a threat.

That hurts. I'm just so hurt by your words. I thought we were friends.

Ah, but you are friends. If you were not friends, you would... disappear.

by **The Country Of Tjm1999** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:01 am

Max berry? Don't you mean max barry?

by **Stomalia** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:01 am

As long as the game stays the same, then I don't care.

by **Eaglleia** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:02 am

Who is Max "Berry"?

by **Wind in the Willows** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:03 am

Do you think Max will promote his daughter to moderator once she is old enough to use the site? I think so.

by **Wind in the Willows** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:04 am

Eaglleia wrote:Who is Max "Berry"?

Max Barry.

by **Eaglleia** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:05 am

Wind in the Willows wrote:
Eaglleia wrote:Who is Max "Berry"?

Max Barry.

Sarcasm. I know what he's talking about, I'm just poking fun.

by **Dread Lady Nathicana** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:06 am

If you can't even get the name right ... yeah. Spam. No thanks.

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