Escaping the 'Gay Culture'

[Dakini]

...I'm not sure if that would be best with or without feathers. I mean, if there are feathers on it too then you don't necessarily see the penises until you look closely which has the advantage that it will be funny to watch when people notice. If there are no feathers and it's clearly a bunch of sparkly penises then it's sparkly penises everywhere.

And what is exactly the problem with sparkly penises everywhere?

Nothing.

I was just debating whether it's better to have obvious sparkly penises or subtle ones that sneak up on you.


Actually, what would really be awesome is ones that have little lights in them for the night time.

[Cadaver breadsticks]

I'll let Bella Swan field that question...

I had to look up who that is. Thanks, now my google search history contains Twilight.

And I still do not get the reference, since I quickly closed the tab.

Edward Cullen exudes glitter.

[The Blaatschapen]

And what is exactly the problem with sparkly penises everywhere?

Nothing.

I was just debating whether it's better to have obvious sparkly penises or subtle ones that sneak up on you.

Obvious ones.

I doubt sneaking penises can be any good.

[The Parkus Empire]

Well... the feathers do tend to get everywhere.

Other than that, maybe it's because they're traditionally feminine accessories and people have to remind everyone how much they hate women by taking it out on everything that's remotely associated with women.

Here I was using them as a shorthand for camp.

When they're worn by cisgendered females, no problem, right? It's only when they're worn by the subspecies that you start getting knots in your stomach.

[Bottle]

I'll let Bella Swan field that question...

I had to look up who that is. Thanks, now my google search history contains Twilight.

And I still do not get the reference, since I quickly closed the tab.

Read this. http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html

[San Benedict e San Francesco]

And what is exactly the problem with sparkly penises everywhere?

Nothing.

I was just debating whether it's better to have obvious sparkly penises or subtle ones that sneak up on you.


Actually, what would really be awesome is ones that have little lights in them for the night time.

A fiber-optic phallic boa could be manufactured relatively cheaply.

Hell, except for the light source at one end, you could probably 3D-Print the damn thing.

[The Blaatschapen]

Actually, what would really be awesome is ones that have little lights in them for the night time.

It brings a new meaning to the term "fleshlight".

[Frisivisia]

Actually, what would really be awesome is ones that have little lights in them for the night time.

It brings a new meaning to the term "fleshlight".

You could have them vibrate.

[Dakini]

Nothing.

I was just debating whether it's better to have obvious sparkly penises or subtle ones that sneak up on you.


Actually, what would really be awesome is ones that have little lights in them for the night time.

A fiber-optic phallic boa could be manufactured relatively cheaply.

Hell, except for the light source at one end, you could probably 3D-Print the damn thing.

This is sounding very promising and awesome.

edit: Especially if this also happened:

It brings a new meaning to the term "fleshlight".

You could have them vibrate.

[Choronzon]

And now I want a boa made of tiny sparkly penises.

*shudders*

Unless they're those of MRAs. I doubt we'd even have to do any resizing.

You know, I think there are quite a few MRAs on this forum who think Bottle has a boa made of penises that she keeps as some sort of macabre trophy.

[San Benedict e San Francesco]

A fiber-optic phallic boa could be manufactured relatively cheaply.

Hell, except for the light source at one end, you could probably 3D-Print the damn thing.

This is sounding very promising and awesome.

edit: Especially if this also happened:

You could have them vibrate.

Get on it, open-source design crowd!

[Yumyumsuppertime]

It's not so much that we're off-topic as it is that the topic has run screaming from the thread.

[The Parkus Empire]

It's not so much that we're off-topic as it is that the topic has run screaming from the thread.

Like a homophobe from a gay parade....

[Occupied Deutschland]

*shudders*

Unless they're those of MRAs. I doubt we'd even have to do any resizing.

You know, I think there are quite a few MRAs on this forum who think Bottle has a boa made of penises that she keeps as some sort of macabre trophy.

She has to have some way of counting coup, right?

[Yumyumsuppertime]

It's not so much that we're off-topic as it is that the topic has run screaming from the thread.

Like a homophobe from a gay parade....

There's the topic!

[The Blaatschapen]

You know, I think there are quite a few MRAs on this forum who think Bottle has a boa made of penises that she keeps as some sort of macabre trophy.

She has to have some way of counting coup, right?

It's like collecting scalps.

[Bottle]

*shudders*

Unless they're those of MRAs. I doubt we'd even have to do any resizing.

You know, I think there are quite a few MRAs on this forum who think Bottle has a boa made of penises that she keeps as some sort of macabre trophy.

What chuckleheads, right? How the fuck am I going to wear a penis boa when it would totally clash with my tampon bandolier woven from the foreskins of all the male children I've killed and eaten.

[Choronzon]

You know, I think there are quite a few MRAs on this forum who think Bottle has a boa made of penises that she keeps as some sort of macabre trophy.

What chuckleheads, right? How the fuck am I going to wear a penis boa when it would totally clash with my tampon bandolier woven from the foreskins of all the male children I've killed and eaten.

This pleased me.

[The Parkus Empire]

Like a homophobe from a gay parade....

There's the topic!

AGH! It's being shoved in my face! Help, help, I'm being oppressed! No one will grant you human rights with that attitude, young man!

[Bottle]

It's not so much that we're off-topic as it is that the topic has run screaming from the thread.

Hmm. Valid.

On condition that the fags in this thread promise to be good little gay husbands and sew me up the aforementioned baby-doll shirt and accessories, I will return forthwith to the topic at hand.

To wit, I agree that restrictive "sexuality roles" (like gender roles except...get it?) are obnoxious and we should throw rocks at them. I disagree that the source of the problem with these roles is the LGBT community, and maintain that we should not throw rocks at Pride culture in general.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

And now I want a boa made of tiny sparkly penises.

*shudders*
Unless they're those of MRAs. I doubt we'd even have to do any resizing.

Someone disagrees with you; therefore, if this someone is a guy, he must have a small penis. Riiight...

[The Parkus Empire]

*shudders*
Unless they're those of MRAs. I doubt we'd even have to do any resizing.

Someone disagrees with you; therefore, if this someone is a guy, he must have a small penis. Riiight...

Insecurity is the joke, here. MRA's are insecure with equality. Having to have power is often compensation for something.

Ya get it?

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Someone disagrees with you; therefore, if this someone is a guy, he must have a small penis. Riiight...

Insecurity is the joke, here. MRA's are insecure with equality. Having to have power is often compensation for something.
Ya get it?

No, I don't get it, because it's 100% pure horseshit.

[San Benedict e San Francesco]

Insecurity is the joke, here. MRA's are insecure with equality. Having to have power is often compensation for something.
Ya get it?

No, I don't get it, because it's 100% pure horseshit.

Said the MRA, I suppose.

Having said that, Ad Hominem is never cool.

[The Parkus Empire]

Insecurity is the joke, here. MRA's are insecure with equality. Having to have power is often compensation for something.
Ya get it?

No, I don't get it, because it's 100% pure horseshit.

Not really. It's not "Hehe, OH HAHA", but it's a decent joke. Not any better or worse than, "Racists are insecure with black penis". Along the same lines.

But feel free to continue to express your insecurity.