Christian Discussion Thread III

[Tarsonis Survivors]

No, Distruzio and Realm of God, already have honorable mention. You are third.

I think Arch's up there.

If the New Testament's false, than the Book of Mormon is false.

And if the Book of Mormon's false then Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy's false.

If The HItchiker's Guide is false, that means there is no ultimate question...

[Need a Name]

Same as this person.

You're Baptist?

Yup, and proud to be one.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

You're Baptist?

Yup, and proud to be one.

What kind, Baptist is wide net.

[Saruhan]

So, I went to an Anglican church for the first time in my life yesterday, and if any Anglican would tell me why they have more pictures of the Queen than Jesus up, that'd be great

The Queen is officially the head of the Anglican church in her position as Supreme Governor of the Church of England (which all Anglican churches are in communion with).

So, I went to an Anglican church for the first time in my life yesterday, and if any Anglican would tell me why they have more pictures of the Queen than Jesus up, that'd be great

Anglican Aka Church of England.

Still seems sketchy as hell

[Saruhan]

In this new thread that's only been up for a few minutes? Really?

It's the third iteration of the the thread. There are a thousand pages of posts.

Exactly, I meant i'm the first one in the new thread

[Hornesia]

The Queen is officially the head of the Anglican church in her position as Supreme Governor of the Church of England (which all Anglican churches are in communion with).

Anglican Aka Church of England.

Still seems sketchy as hell

So what if they want to worship the queen? There's nothing wrong with that.
I'm joking.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

The Queen is officially the head of the Anglican church in her position as Supreme Governor of the Church of England (which all Anglican churches are in communion with).

Anglican Aka Church of England.

Still seems sketchy as hell

Anglican Church was founded by Henry the VIII. You're surprised?

[Tarsonis Survivors]

It's the third iteration of the the thread. There are a thousand pages of posts.

Exactly, I meant i'm the first one in the new thread

But their veracity of presence in the threads create a lingering presence, in which we all bask, thus their spirit is always here.

[Need a Name]

Yup, and proud to be one.

What kind, Baptist is wide net.

Not sure. A baptist, Baptist?

[The Orson Empire]

Yup, and proud to be one.

What kind, Baptist is wide net.

I'm just a Baptist.

[Saruhan]

Still seems sketchy as hell

Anglican Church was founded by Henry the VIII. You're surprised?

No, but at least try to cover up the fact that all you are is a way for the upper class to control the peasantry and the catalyst for that was a dude wanting to bone someone else

[Tarsonis Survivors]

What kind, Baptist is wide net.

I'm just a Baptist.

There's many shades of Baptist.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

Anglican Church was founded by Henry the VIII. You're surprised?

No, but at least try to cover up the fact that all you are is a way for the upper class to control the peasantry and the catalyst for that was a dude wanting to bone someone else

Why? They're more honest about the purpose of their church than the catholic church was.

[Hornesia]

Anglican Church was founded by Henry the VIII. You're surprised?

No, but at least try to cover up the fact that all you are is a way for the upper class to control the peasantry and the catalyst for that was a dude wanting to bone someone else

Had nothing to do with peasantry. The pope had the nerve to not annul his marriage.

[Need a Name]

I'm just a Baptist.

There's many shades of Baptist.

Im not fanatical if that is what youre asking.

[Saruhan]

Exactly, I meant i'm the first one in the new thread

But their veracity of presence in the threads create a lingering presence, in which we all bask, thus their spirit is always here.

That's some damn Pagan bullshit, prepare to be converted, your myths will be added to our own

[Saruhan]

No, but at least try to cover up the fact that all you are is a way for the upper class to control the peasantry and the catalyst for that was a dude wanting to bone someone else

Had nothing to do with peasantry. The pope had the nerve to not annul his marriage.

Which was what the 'other dude wanting to bone someone else' part was for

No, but at least try to cover up the fact that all you are is a way for the upper class to control the peasantry and the catalyst for that was a dude wanting to bone someone else

Why? They're more honest about the purpose of their church than the catholic church was.

Or the Protestants, let's not pretend you weren't used for the same purpose. All religions were

[Menassa]

First Pharisee in the thread?

I believe so.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

But their veracity of presence in the threads create a lingering presence, in which we all bask, thus their spirit is always here.

That's some damn Pagan bullshit, prepare to be converted, your myths will be added to our own

You win the the internet Borg Jesus.

[Gordonisia]

Catholic, reporting in

Actually just went to Confession yesterday... always an awkward experience

[Avenio]

Not sure. A baptist, Baptist?

Reminds me of a quote from a previous thread;

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

Had nothing to do with peasantry. The pope had the nerve to not annul his marriage.

Which was what the 'other dude wanting to bone someone else' part was for

Why? They're more honest about the purpose of their church than the catholic church was.

Or the Protestants, let's not pretend you weren't used for the same purpose. All religions were

Eh to a point. Depends what purpose you're discussing.

[Need a Name]

Not sure. A baptist, Baptist?

Reminds me of a quote from a previous thread;

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

Whoa.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

Reminds me of a quote from a previous thread;

Whoa.

Sounds about right....unfortunately.

[Need a Name]

Whoa.

Sounds about right....unfortunately.

What? how?