NATION

PASSWORD

Cletus! Look out! She has a tampon!

For discussion and debate about anything. (Not a roleplay related forum; out-of-character commentary only.)

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Individuality-ness
Post Czar
 
Posts: 37712
Founded: Mar 02, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Individuality-ness » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:41 pm

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:It looks like if women are going to want their reproductive rights safe, they're going to have to...

*sunglasses*

...pull some strings.

*ba-dum-tish*
"I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control. We kept on eating but our bloated bellies still not full."
Poetry Thread | How to Not Rape | Aspergers v. Assburgers | You Might be an Altie If... | Factbook/Extension

User avatar
Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 159035
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ifreann » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:41 pm

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:It looks like if women are going to want their reproductive rights safe, they're going to have to...

*sunglasses*

...pull some strings.

Get this man his own police procedural drama.

User avatar
Torcularis Septentrionalis
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9398
Founded: May 05, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Torcularis Septentrionalis » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:41 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Nailed to the Perch wrote:I know, right? You can tell men came up with this whole "oh noes they might throw tampons at us" idiocy, because I can't imagine very many women would want to spend even more money on the damn things than usual. :p

Exactly. I mean, seriously, I'm not rich enough to have boxes of sanitary products in my house. If I wanted to throw something, I'd throw either condoms (you could get them in a bulk package of 150 on Amazon for $15 apparently, that's pretty cheap) or toilet paper. *nod*

(Okay, so we have packages of pads -- my mother refuses to buy tampons, she thinks they're too fancy or something when I asked -- from Costco sitting around. Shaddup, those are like over two years old. :P )

*shivers*
Ugh, pads.
The Andromeda Islands wrote:This! Is! A! Bad! Idea!
Furious Grandmothers wrote:Why are you talking about murder when we are talking about abortion? Murdering a fetus is impossible. It's like smelling an echo. You're not making sense.



20 year old female. Camgirl/student. Call me Torc/TS/Alix

User avatar
Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 159035
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ifreann » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:42 pm

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
You could always collect and throw the blood....

At least they'll know you're not planning an abortion soon. Should make them happy. :)


BLOOD PARTY

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. TAMPONS FOR THE TAMPON THRONE.

User avatar
Surfistan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1700
Founded: Mar 27, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Surfistan » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:42 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:It looks like if women are going to want their reproductive rights safe, they're going to have to...

*sunglasses*

...pull some strings.

Get this man his own police procedural drama.


Or a Police Academy!

User avatar
Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 159035
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ifreann » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:43 pm

Surfistan wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Get this man his own police procedural drama.


Or a Police Academy!

Both! CSI: Police Academy.

User avatar
Luziyca
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38029
Founded: Nov 13, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Luziyca » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:44 pm

Maybe Congress should expel Texas from the USA, until it learns to be sane. Then once it is sane, then it can re-enter the USA.
|||The Kingdom of Rwizikuru|||
Your feeble attempts to change the very nature of how time itself has been organized by mankind shall fall on barren ground and bear no fruit
IIwikiFacebookKylaris: the best region for eight years runningAbout meYouTubePolitical compass

User avatar
Christmahanikwanzikah
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12073
Founded: Nov 24, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:44 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:It looks like if women are going to want their reproductive rights safe, they're going to have to...

*sunglasses*

...pull some strings.

Get this man his own police procedural drama.


Chuck Norris never wore sunglasses.

User avatar
Warda
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1898
Founded: Jun 27, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Warda » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:44 pm

Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:
Warda wrote:http://www.legion-recrute.com/en/condition.php?SM=111
Once you get there you get a free hotel and food!

You have to be a man?

ummmmmm um um um :unsure:
Nation Described As
Las Palmeras wrote:Decent enough for the Middle East.

User avatar
Bottle
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14985
Founded: Dec 30, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Bottle » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:44 pm

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:It looks like if women are going to want their reproductive rights safe, they're going to have to...

*sunglasses*

...pull some strings.

http://instantyeah.org/
"Until evolution happens like in pokemon I'll never accept your 'evidence'!" -Ifreann
"Well, excuuuuuuse me, feminist." -Ende

User avatar
The Scientific States
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 18643
Founded: Apr 29, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby The Scientific States » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:44 pm

The Black Forrest wrote:There is not much that can be said about his action. WTF?!?!?!?! Just about covers it.

It seems in Texas, they are confiscating tampons and pads if you want to enter the senate gallery. They are afraid women might throw them at the legislature when they vote to significantly restrict women's rights in the area of reproduction.

However, you can still carry your weapons.

http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2013/ ... ampon?lite


I...don't even.
Centrist, Ordoliberal, Bisexual, Agnostic, Pro Social Market Economy, Pro Labour Union, Secular Humanist, Cautious Optimist, Pro LGBT, Pro Marijuana Legalization, Pro Humanitarian Intervention etc etc.
Compass
Economic Left/Right: 0.88
Social Liberal/Authoritarian: -6.62
Political Stuff I Wrote
Why Pinochet and Allende were both terrible
The UKIP: A Bad Choice for Britain
Why South Africa is in a sorry state, and how it can be fixed.
Massive List of My OOC Pros and Cons
Hey, Putin! Leave Ukraine Alone!

User avatar
Individuality-ness
Post Czar
 
Posts: 37712
Founded: Mar 02, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Individuality-ness » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:45 pm

Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Exactly. I mean, seriously, I'm not rich enough to have boxes of sanitary products in my house. If I wanted to throw something, I'd throw either condoms (you could get them in a bulk package of 150 on Amazon for $15 apparently, that's pretty cheap) or toilet paper. *nod*

(Okay, so we have packages of pads -- my mother refuses to buy tampons, she thinks they're too fancy or something when I asked -- from Costco sitting around. Shaddup, those are like over two years old. :P )

*shivers*
Ugh, pads.

Yeah, they suck. My mother refuses to let me buy tampons. I've used them like once, they are amazing, but I'm paranoid about TSS. >_>
"I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control. We kept on eating but our bloated bellies still not full."
Poetry Thread | How to Not Rape | Aspergers v. Assburgers | You Might be an Altie If... | Factbook/Extension

User avatar
Nailed to the Perch
Minister
 
Posts: 2137
Founded: Dec 07, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Nailed to the Perch » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:45 pm

Bottle wrote:
Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:It looks like if women are going to want their reproductive rights safe, they're going to have to...

*sunglasses*

...pull some strings.

http://instantyeah.org/


I love the internet sometimes.

*bookmarks*
Last edited by Nailed to the Perch on Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Useless Eaters wrote:This is a clear attempt to flamenco.

User avatar
The balkens
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 18751
Founded: Sep 19, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby The balkens » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:45 pm

a tampon can look like a detonator to some kind of feminazi bomb that will turn the entire texas state house into hellhole for rick perry.

*nods*

User avatar
Gauthier
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 52887
Founded: Antiquity
Ex-Nation

Postby Gauthier » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:46 pm

The Black Forrest wrote:There is not much that can be said about his action. WTF?!?!?!?! Just about covers it.

It seems in Texas, they are confiscating tampons and pads if you want to enter the senate gallery. They are afraid women might throw them at the legislature when they vote to significantly restrict women's rights in the area of reproduction.

However, you can still carry your weapons.

http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2013/ ... ampon?lite


Someone needs to develop a tampon gun. Maybe using a 3D printer?
Crimes committed by Muslims will be a pan-Islamic plot and proof of Islam's inherent evil. On the other hand crimes committed by non-Muslims will merely be the acts of loners who do not represent their belief system at all.
The probability of one's participation in homosexual acts is directly proportional to one's public disdain and disgust for homosexuals.
If a political figure makes an accusation of wrongdoing without evidence, odds are probable that the accuser or an associate thereof has in fact committed the very same act, possibly to a worse degree.
Where is your God-Emperor now?

User avatar
San Splendido
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 426
Founded: Jul 05, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby San Splendido » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:46 pm

The balkens wrote:a tampon can look like a detonator to some kind of feminazi bomb that will turn the entire texas state house into hellhole for rick perry.

*nods*

Well, we have had the Underwear Bomber and the Shoe Bomber, so...
My RP population is my displayed population divided by 100. Because the population growth level here is, to use the technical term, wacko.

"He was one of those civilised individuals who did not insist upon agreement with his political principles as a precondition for conversation or friendship."
-Edward R. Murrow, on Prof. Harold Laski

User avatar
The balkens
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 18751
Founded: Sep 19, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby The balkens » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:46 pm

San Splendido wrote:
The balkens wrote:a tampon can look like a detonator to some kind of feminazi bomb that will turn the entire texas state house into hellhole for rick perry.

*nods*

Well, we have had the Underwear Bomber and the Shoe Bomber, so...


the tampon bomber. :p

User avatar
Individuality-ness
Post Czar
 
Posts: 37712
Founded: Mar 02, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Individuality-ness » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:47 pm

The balkens wrote:a tampon can look like a detonator to some kind of feminazi bomb that will turn the entire texas state house into hellhole for rick perry.

*nods*

DAMN IT HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT OUR --

*ahem*

No, why would we ever do that for? *innocent look*
"I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control. We kept on eating but our bloated bellies still not full."
Poetry Thread | How to Not Rape | Aspergers v. Assburgers | You Might be an Altie If... | Factbook/Extension

User avatar
Torcularis Septentrionalis
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9398
Founded: May 05, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Torcularis Septentrionalis » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:47 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:*shivers*
Ugh, pads.

Yeah, they suck. My mother refuses to let me buy tampons. I've used them like once, they are amazing, but I'm paranoid about TSS. >_>

it's so rare, and as long as you change it every 8hours maximum you'll be fine... Pads are just so icky, I don't want to sit in my blood and stuff. And the last thing I want to do on my period is shave so then the blood gets all in my lady fur and no.
The Andromeda Islands wrote:This! Is! A! Bad! Idea!
Furious Grandmothers wrote:Why are you talking about murder when we are talking about abortion? Murdering a fetus is impossible. It's like smelling an echo. You're not making sense.



20 year old female. Camgirl/student. Call me Torc/TS/Alix

User avatar
Fartsniffage
Post Czar
 
Posts: 41248
Founded: Dec 19, 2005
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Fartsniffage » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:47 pm

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
You could always collect and throw the blood....

At least they'll know you're not planning an abortion soon. Should make them happy. :)


BLOOD PARTY


A good name for Republicans......nice. 8)

User avatar
Warda
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1898
Founded: Jun 27, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Warda » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:47 pm

The balkens wrote:
San Splendido wrote:Well, we have had the Underwear Bomber and the Shoe Bomber, so...


the tampon bomber. :p

I would have to give some creativity points to that guy.
Nation Described As
Las Palmeras wrote:Decent enough for the Middle East.

User avatar
Gauthier
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 52887
Founded: Antiquity
Ex-Nation

Postby Gauthier » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:47 pm

San Splendido wrote:
The balkens wrote:a tampon can look like a detonator to some kind of feminazi bomb that will turn the entire texas state house into hellhole for rick perry.

*nods*

Well, we have had the Underwear Bomber and the Shoe Bomber, so...


The bomb goes off and there's blood spatter everywhere.

And nobody was killed.
Crimes committed by Muslims will be a pan-Islamic plot and proof of Islam's inherent evil. On the other hand crimes committed by non-Muslims will merely be the acts of loners who do not represent their belief system at all.
The probability of one's participation in homosexual acts is directly proportional to one's public disdain and disgust for homosexuals.
If a political figure makes an accusation of wrongdoing without evidence, odds are probable that the accuser or an associate thereof has in fact committed the very same act, possibly to a worse degree.
Where is your God-Emperor now?

User avatar
Fartsniffage
Post Czar
 
Posts: 41248
Founded: Dec 19, 2005
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Fartsniffage » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:48 pm

Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Yeah, they suck. My mother refuses to let me buy tampons. I've used them like once, they are amazing, but I'm paranoid about TSS. >_>

it's so rare, and as long as you change it every 8hours maximum you'll be fine... Pads are just so icky, I don't want to sit in my blood and stuff. And the last thing I want to do on my period is shave so then the blood gets all in my lady fur and no.


I think I need an adult.... :o

User avatar
Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 159035
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ifreann » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:48 pm

Luziyca wrote:Maybe Congress should expel Texas from the USA, until it learns to be sane. Then once it is sane, then it can re-enter the USA.

That wouldn't be fair to the people of Texas. What they should do is remove the state government and place Texas under the direct control of the federal government, like DC.

User avatar
The balkens
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 18751
Founded: Sep 19, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby The balkens » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:49 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
The balkens wrote:a tampon can look like a detonator to some kind of feminazi bomb that will turn the entire texas state house into hellhole for rick perry.

*nods*

DAMN IT HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT OUR --

*ahem*

No, why would we ever do that for? *innocent look*


I CAN KNOW STUFF TOO......

fuck it, do it, texas will not be missed anyway.
Last edited by The balkens on Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to General

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Emotional Support Crocodile, Neo-American States, Vassenor, Vyahrapura

Advertisement

Remove ads