2014 NFL Thread Week 7 (At least your team isn't the Jags)

[The Confederacy of Styx]

Picking time!

Saints @ Falcons: Rivalry games are always intense, but sweet bejeebus the Falcons just TANKED this year. The Saints, on the other hand, look like world beaters. Saints by 10.
Vikings @ Packers: The Packers might be down one Aaron Rodgers, but they've still got enough in the tank to squeak by a terrible Vikings team. Pack by 13.
Steelers @ Browns: As long as we don't turn the ball over 8 freaking times, Pittsburgh should have it. Stillers by 14.
Buccaneers @ Lions: Oh look, the Bucs remembered to how to football. They still suck. Lions by 20.
Chargers @ Chiefs: I like what Rivers has done, but the Chiefs are just cash money. Chiefs by 9.
Bears @ Rams: No need to worry about tornadoes this time around, Chicago. Bears by 10.
Panthers @ Dolphins: Lol that Miami offensive line is some buttcrack. Panthers by 14.
Jets @ Ravens: Man, the Jets are bipolar as hell. Not gonna fly against a desperate Baltimore team. Ratbirds by 6.
Jaguars @ Texans: Lol Jags suck. Oh wait, so do the supposedly contender Texans! Ha! Still, Texans by 4.
Titans @ Raiders: *Barfs*. Raiders by who cares.
Colts @ Cardinals: The Cards are actually pretty damn good! Still, the Colts barely escape Glendale with a win. Colts by 1.
Cowboys @ Giants: I really, really hope the Giants can come back and steal the division since the Redskins are done for. Giants by 3.
Broncos @ Patriots: Still not drinking the blue and orange kool-aid 'til I see some defensive improvement. I think the Patriots shut up the Denver ass-kissers - at least for the time being - with a 3 point win.
49ers @ Redskins: Oh, woe is Washington DC. They have tons of talent but can't catch a damn break. 49ers by 13.

[Psycentric]

SAINTS WIN!

[Qazox]

SAINTS WIN!

They cheated!

Not really. Good game by both.

[Psycentric]

SAINTS WIN!

They cheated!

Not really. Good game by both.

Yeah except NFL.com isnt saying its over yet

[Qazox]

They cheated!

Not really. Good game by both.

Yeah except NFL.com isnt saying its over yet

bleacherreport did.

[Psycentric]

Yeah except NFL.com isnt saying its over yet

bleacherreport did.

It did now... Jimmy Graham 5 catches for 100 yard and a touchdown!

[Bralia]

No surprise there.

For those that didn't get around to watching the game, like myself: Oh, this is just hilarious. Jimmy Graham single-handedly f'ed up the goal post.

[Franklin Delano Bluth]

He only wishes there were a backboard to shatter.

[United Kingdom of Poland]

No surprise there.

For those that didn't get around to watching the game, like myself: Oh, this is just hilarious. Jimmy Graham single-handedly f'ed up the goal post.

now if only it had collapsed completely as he walked to the bench.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

No surprise there.

For those that didn't get around to watching the game, like myself: Oh, this is just hilarious. Jimmy Graham single-handedly f'ed up the goal post.

I guess it's just me that can't watch videos on the NFL's atrocious website.

[Pope Joan]

No surprise there.

For those that didn't get around to watching the game, like myself: Oh, this is just hilarious. Jimmy Graham single-handedly f'ed up the goal post.

now if only it had collapsed completely as he walked to the bench.

Some guys are just too strong. I expect all the doors in his house are hanging off the hinges.

The Falcons are always better at home, same as the Seahawks. But this year they don't have the weapons to defend that turf.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

No surprise there.

For those that didn't get around to watching the game, like myself: Oh, this is just hilarious. Jimmy Graham single-handedly f'ed up the goal post.

I guess it's just me that can't watch videos on the NFL's atrocious website.

Oh, wait, it's because the NFL decided that I can't watch highlight videos with AdBlock Pro on.

I guess their revenue stream is tightening.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

now if only it had collapsed completely as he walked to the bench.

Some guys are just too strong. I expect all the doors in his house are hanging off the hinges.

The Falcons are always better at home, same as the Seahawks. But this year they don't have the weapons to defend that turf.

M = F x r

Give me a lever long enough, and I can end world hunger. Or something like that.

[Pope Joan]

All we need is sufficient engineering expertise and we can win?

Maybe, if the rules allow it.

[Bralia]

All we need is sufficient engineering expertise and we can win?

Maybe, if the rules allow it.

(Image)

What the hell is that thing? A newly designed Raider helmet?

[Jedoria]

Damn, Falcons really tried.

Good game, now to prep up for facing the Seahawks.

[Qazox]

All we need is sufficient engineering expertise and we can win?

Maybe, if the rules allow it.

(Image)

What the hell is that thing? A newly designed Raider helmet?

Yeah... sure.

[Maurepas]

No surprise there.

For those that didn't get around to watching the game, like myself: Oh, this is just hilarious. Jimmy Graham single-handedly f'ed up the goal post.

Best tight end in league right there.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

All we need is sufficient engineering expertise and we can win?

Maybe, if the rules allow it.

(Image)

What the hell is that thing? A newly designed Raider helmet?

Assuming that what you see on the outside is a foam piece that goes inside the helmet, behind the polycarbonate outside. The foam cones would act as little, individual shock absorbers, and the airgap surrounding them would let the foam deform quite a bit.

[Partybus]

What the hell is that thing? A newly designed Raider helmet?

Assuming that what you see on the outside is a foam piece that goes inside the helmet, behind the polycarbonate outside. The foam cones would act as little, individual shock absorbers, and the airgap surrounding them would let the foam deform quite a bit.

Buzzkill! I thought it was a picture of backstage at a GWAR concert *rages* (lol)

[The Confederacy of Styx]

You that feeling when your team is winning again but the fanbase is still getting butthurt over petty shit and demanding your star QB to be traded and the head coach to be fired and half team to be cut what's up with that I mean DA HE-

So Cleveland. I suspect this game will be pretty defensive-oriented, which is not exactly in our favor, but as long as Big Ben can do his thing at least half the time we're golden.

[Gaveo]

Falcons.

Not sure which is more frustrating, the fans or the team itself. I mean goddamn.

[Blazedtown]

If Ponder Pussy starts in the second half I'm going to be pissed.

Edit: Also a big fuck you to fox sports for the QB carousel music bit. I know my team sucks but you don't have to be dicks about it.

[Tiami]

If Ponder Pussy starts in the second half I'm going to be pissed.

Because he is playing decent?

[Blazedtown]

If Ponder Pussy starts in the second half I'm going to be pissed.

Because he is playing decent?

I just turned the game on when I posted that. I had been listening to the radio and they made it seem like he was being himself.