Are you in a relationship?

[United Marxist Nations]

And if you knew much about psychoanalysis, you would know that all behavior is caused by a desire for sex; with this data, I have determined that Vaz has very strongly suppressed sexual feelings. /Freud.

Hey, Dr. Freud was in the house.

Dr. Freud, signing off.

[The Grey Wolf]

If you don't like, don't read.

Or that person could have common decency to not make fun of people.

Don't see how that's common decency.

[Condunum]

Or that person could have common decency to not make fun of people.

Don't see how that's common decency.

Emapthy.

[Anachronous Rex]

Or that person could have common decency to not make fun of people.

Don't see how that's common decency.

You know... I believe you don't.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Anyway, on the topic of relationships, I have been dating this guy for about two weeks. He's 28, has three kids, and we play minecraft together when he gets off work. He's a sweetheart, and I am sure he is the one for me. I just had a feeling from the time we met that he was all the things I needed in my life. He's tolerant of my shortcomings, he just wants to hold me despite all the silly things I want, he's reassuring, and he care a lot. His ex-wife prowled my facebook and started harassing him saying she didn't want me around the kids because I'm a muslim and would try to convert them. He stood up for me (but she does that to my face and she's going to be in for an earful from good ole' Torc).
Even though he's far geekier than I generally like, I can handle it far more than my ex who was into the same stuff. Mostly because Josh isn't going to blow me off for a DnD session like Dylan.
AND WE SHARE THE SAME DISGUSTING FETISHES. How about THAT for true love, motherfuckers?!

I dont mean to seem offensive, but that sounds like infatuation. Two weeks is really... Short...

I can't really convey what I feel through text, ya know? It's not infatuation, because I have experienced that but it's not even close. I sound a lot more excited than I really am, but I do think he's wonderful and I do definitely feel like he's the one for me.
For reference I've known him longer than we've been dating so I've had time to get used to him as my best friend before dating. And that's basically what he is, my best friend who I just happen to want to go to sleep beside and threaten with a skillet and care for his kids and not wear makeup around and it's okay if he sees my vagina, like you get me?

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

no i never have been. perhapse its for the best after all standards of society have dropped, especially in dress code and how to choose partners...

the internet is the only relationship i need.

[Condunum]

I dont mean to seem offensive, but that sounds like infatuation. Two weeks is really... Short...

I can't really convey what I feel through text, ya know? It's not infatuation, because I have experienced that but it's not even close. I sound a lot more excited than I really am, but I do think he's wonderful and I do definitely feel like he's the one for me.
For reference I've known him longer than we've been dating so I've had time to get used to him as my best friend before dating. And that's basically what he is, my best friend who I just happen to want to go to sleep beside and threaten with a skillet and care for his kids and not wear makeup around and it's okay if he sees my vagina, like you get me?

Condy made more bad assuptions... That does sound very wonderful

[New haven america]

Back on topic...Relationships are just societies way of conforming you to patterns, they are an opiate to the masses, They are like Capitalism for communists and all that jazz.

Relationships are like assholes...wait no, that was opinions.

Relationships are like the moon. It looks nice from a distance, but once you get there it's grey and lifeless and eventually you suffocate or freeze from the cold, unless you have systems to prevent that from happening. In that case, it can be an amazing experience.

Unfortunately I have one of those old Soviet model cosmonaut suits, and it's full of holes...

The Moon is actually very interesting, so you can't compare the Moon to dating. (The Moon's also one of the reason's life on Earth exsist's)

[The Grey Wolf]

Don't see how that's common decency.

You know... I believe you don't.

I misread the sentence. I wasn't making fun of her. I was making fun of religion.
I have a great deal of respect for Muhammad and Islam. However, I don't see the need to afford it any special protection. It's a religion like every other. It can do to have a joke told at it's expense.

[The Tectonic Plates]

Or that person could have common decency to not make fun of people.

Don't see how that's common decency.

Making generalizations about others is bad. fcking librals ruining da fun.

[Vazdania]

no i never have been. perhapse its for the best after all standards of society have dropped, especially in dress code and how to choose partners...

the internet is the only relationship i need.

TECHNOSEXUAL!

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

no i never have been. perhapse its for the best after all standards of society have dropped, especially in dress code and how to choose partners...

the internet is the only relationship i need.

TECHNOSEXUAL!

you got me, i sleep with my laptop....

[The Tectonic Plates]

No, i have not in a relationship, and never have been in a relationship.

I am heterosexual, but that impulse is so weak that I really don't seek out relationships.

I'm not sure if puberty hasn't gone in full-swing as of yet (It's pretty fucking late if that's true), or if I'm just an abnormal person in that regard.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

You know... I believe you don't.

I misread the sentence. I wasn't making fun of her. I was making fun of religion.
I have a great deal of respect for Muhammad and Islam. However, I don't see the need to afford it any special protection. It's a religion like every other. It can do to have a joke told at it's expense.

Calling me a terrorist is not "joking about Islam."

[Condunum]

You know... I believe you don't.

I misread the sentence. I wasn't making fun of her. I was making fun of religion.
I have a great deal of respect for Muhammad and Islam. However, I don't see the need to afford it any special protection. It's a religion like every other. It can do to have a joke told at it's expense.

Have you ever heard the term 'Polite Company'?

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

no i never have been. perhapse its for the best after all standards of society have dropped, especially in dress code and how to choose partners...

the internet is the only relationship i need.

... dress code?

[Condunum]

no i never have been. perhapse its for the best after all standards of society have dropped, especially in dress code and how to choose partners...

the internet is the only relationship i need.

... dress code?

Slut shamming.

[The Grey Wolf]

I misread the sentence. I wasn't making fun of her. I was making fun of religion.
I have a great deal of respect for Muhammad and Islam. However, I don't see the need to afford it any special protection. It's a religion like every other. It can do to have a joke told at it's expense.

Calling me a terrorist is not "joking about Islam."

Wasn't calling you a terrorist first of all. Said "I'm not just saying that so you won't drive a car with a ton of TNT in it, into my house." I'm sorry for offending you.

[The Parkus Empire]

Back on topic...Relationships are just societies way of conforming you to patterns, They are like Capitalism for communists and all that jazz.

OR, they're fucking ways for average fucking people to have a little more fucking joy in their life by intimiately connecting to another person whose presence is very much wanted and who they wish you build their life with?

That's quite a symphony of fucks.

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

no i never have been. perhapse its for the best after all standards of society have dropped, especially in dress code and how to choose partners...

the internet is the only relationship i need.

... dress code?

i just see chicks in those ridiculous outfits and stuff and think "really? you might as well go bare".

i an not saying that we go back to 1950's dress code. just how about less striperriffic and more has standards but can still look sexy.

[Arcturus IV]

Relationships are like assholes...wait no, that was opinions.

Relationships are like the moon. It looks nice from a distance, but once you get there it's grey and lifeless and eventually you suffocate or freeze from the cold, unless you have systems to prevent that from happening. In that case, it can be an amazing experience.

Unfortunately I have one of those old Soviet model cosmonaut suits, and it's full of holes...

The Moon is actually very interesting, so you can't compare the Moon to dating. (The Moon's also one of the reason's life on Earth exsist's)

I said relationships, not dating. Either way, see bolded text.

no i never have been. perhapse its for the best after all standards of society have dropped, especially in dress code and how to choose partners...

the internet is the only relationship i need.

TECHNOSEXUAL!

What's wrong with that?

[Condunum]

... dress code?

i just see chicks in those ridiculous outfits and stuff and think "really? you might as well go bare".

i an not saying that we go back to 1950's dress code. just how about less striperriffic and more has standards but can still look sexy.

So, slut shamming.

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

... dress code?

Slut shamming.

one way to put it.... i prefer more just seen as not having standards....

[The Tectonic Plates]

Calling me a terrorist is not "joking about Islam."

Wasn't calling you a terrorist first of all. Said "I'm not just saying that so you won't drive a car with a ton of TNT in it, into my house." I'm sorry for offending you.

Do you live under a rock? If you honestly believe that, you must be Patrick Star.

[Condunum]

Slut shamming.

one way to put it.... i prefer more just seen as not having standards....

All you're doing is slut shamming. Don't like what they wear, don't date them. There are by far plenty of people who dress more conservatively.