Are you in a relationship?

[Myansaland]

Get drunk. It helps.

Non alcoholic.

Any other advice?

Just....................well, NO KID DONT GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP IT WILL BURN YOUR BRAIN!

[Hathradic States]

Get drunk. It helps.

Non alcoholic.

Any other advice?

Confidence. You need to convince yourself that you can do it.

[Vazdania]

and bring 1000000's of drama and emotional stress to those who participate.

You can't quantify drama with numbers.

.....that may be true, but yes you can!

[Cameroi]

I just realized I'm 18, and have never been in a relationship, fuck I feel pathetic.

DONT DATE UNTIL YOU ARE 23. That is when brains tend to be fully developed.

nonsense. brains develop at any age when they will. for a very large percentage of humans they never do at all at any age.
or they sometimes develop early and get lost around the time everyone else starts thinking we've become adults.
but don't feel too bad either. i had lots of little girl friends before i reached puberty.
but once i did, no one of the attractive gender wanted anything to do with me until i was well into my 20s.
a lot of that had to do with how my parents had my head screwed on backwards.
so unless you have an unusually short life expectancy for some reason, i wouldn't really worry about it all that much.

[Oceasia]

No

[United Marxist Nations]

No, I'm Sigmund Freud; and cigars are penises.

I smoked three cigars last night. No, really, cigars. So does that mean I am gay?

No, just that you have repressed desires; many of them revolving around having sex with your mother.

Dr. Sigmund Freud, at your service. When I said "service", you thought about prostitution.

[The Grey Wolf]

Get drunk. It helps.

Non alcoholic.

Any other advice?

You know who was Non-Alcoholic?

[The Grey Wolf]

I smoked three cigars last night. No, really, cigars. So does that mean I am gay?

No, just that you have repressed desires; many of them revolving around having sex with your mother.

Dr. Sigmund Freud, at your service. When I said "service", you thought about prostitution.

No, I was thinking about "service." now I'm thinking about prostitution.

[Anachronous Rex]

You still haven't replied on a scale of 1 to 10 where I am on your hate scale.

She only hates you out of a desire to have sex with you. Trust me, I'm the father of psychology.

Physics agrees.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

idk do I get a pretty wedding dress?

Can you pull off one of those Chinese ones? Those are pretty.

No, my red hair doesn't go well with red dresses...

[United Marxist Nations]

No, just that you have repressed desires; many of them revolving around having sex with your mother.

Dr. Sigmund Freud, at your service. When I said "service", you thought about prostitution.

No, I was thinking about "service." now I'm thinking about prostitution.

Yeah, because behavior is driven entirely by sex.

Do you guys think the mods will get onto me if I continue to impersonate Sigmund Freud?

[The Rebel Alliances]

Non alcoholic.

Any other advice?

Confidence. You need to convince yourself that you can do it.

I do need to develop more confidence. So now I wake up every morning and lie to myself in the mirror.

"Man Dillin, you put on some muscle!" I am thin and skinny by the way.

[The Grey Wolf]

Can you pull off one of those Chinese ones? Those are pretty.

No, my red hair doesn't go well with red dresses...

You aren't Irish are you?

[Vazdania]

She only hates you out of a desire to have sex with you. Trust me, I'm the father of psychology.

Physics agrees.

I don't see any gluon in the lowest picture.....

[Hathradic States]

Confidence. You need to convince yourself that you can do it.

I do need to develop more confidence. So now I wake up every morning and lie to myself in the mirror.

"Man Dillin, you put on some muscle!" I am thin and skinny by the way.

Thin and skinny is better than fat, my friend.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

She only hates you out of a desire to have sex with you. Trust me, I'm the father of psychology.

Physics agrees.

But... I am a physics undergrad, and... I... ;_____;

[The Grey Wolf]

No, I was thinking about "service." now I'm thinking about prostitution.

Yeah, because behavior is driven entirely by sex.

Do you guys think the mods will get onto me if I continue to impersonate Sigmund Freud?

Wait, you're not Sigmund Freud.

[Condunum]

Wh... Wh...

Demi: Only feels attracted when a deep emotional connection is established

heteroromantic: romantic attraction towards the opposite gender/sex

Homosexual: sexual attraction towards the same sex.

The words aren't confusing me, the combination is.

*smacks repeatedly* NO. BAD VAZ. YOU ARE GIVING BAD ADVICE.

Relationships are a very good thing in the teen years. They show emotional development and help the mind fully mature in many areas.

and bring 1000000's of drama and emotional stress to those who participate.

Wrong, it brings drama to the emotionally immature and the uneducated. The majority of teens are actually more mature than many make them out to be, and capable of short-term (aprox. One Year) relationships.

*smacks repeatedly* NO. BAD VAZ. YOU ARE GIVING BAD ADVICE.

Relationships are a very good thing in the teen years. They show emotional development and help the mind fully mature in many areas.

No

*says the guy who hasnt dated EVER*

So you have absolute knowledge of this, yes? You can simultaneously confirm that relationships are not good for youth, and also that all previous research on the effect of relationships on emotional development have been false?

I smoked three cigars last night. No, really, cigars. So does that mean I am gay?


I can't leave this uncorrected. The people who pay for them are the people who want the mind mapped. The people who you want to direct your hatred towards are biochemical researchers and those with a psych pH.D that do medical trials. The ones I'm talking about use lab rats to study behavior, follow thirty dozen people around for ten years at a time, and generally have such shitty funding that it's all at home research.

We were thinking of two different people.

Indeed. The people I'm talking about are those with the attitudes of B.F. Skinner and others. It's for the sheer sake of curiosity that they do this, and that's why I admire them greatly, even if I do hate a lot of the papers that get put out.

[Anachronous Rex]

Can you pull off one of those Chinese ones? Those are pretty.

No, my red hair doesn't go well with red dresses...

Alas...

You should really be dating a young Edward James Olmos anyway.

[Arcturus IV]

I smoked three cigars last night. No, really, cigars. So does that mean I am gay?

No, just that you have repressed desires; many of them revolving around having sex with your mother.

Dr. Sigmund Freud, at your service. When I said "service", you thought about prostitution.

Sorry, I thought of Asimo again. (That happens a lot.)

No, I was thinking about "service." now I'm thinking about prostitution.

Yeah, because behavior is driven entirely by sex.

Do you guys think the mods will get onto me if I continue to impersonate Sigmund Freud?

Depends. Why don't you ask Mr. Biden?

[United Marxist Nations]

Physics agrees.

But... I am a physics undergrad, and... I... ;_____;

Face it, you want to have sex with The Gray Fox.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

No, my red hair doesn't go well with red dresses...

You aren't Irish are you?

Completely Austro-German.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

But... I am a physics undergrad, and... I... ;_____;

Face it, you want to have sex with The Gray Fox.

Oh fuck no isn't he like 13

[United Marxist Nations]

Yeah, because behavior is driven entirely by sex.

Do you guys think the mods will get onto me if I continue to impersonate Sigmund Freud?

Wait, you're not Sigmund Freud.

Hah, I tricked you; I am the real Sigmund Freud!

[Vazdania]

Confidence. You need to convince yourself that you can do it.

I do need to develop more confidence. So now I wake up every morning and lie to myself in the mirror.

"Man Dillin, you put on some muscle!" I am thin and skinny by the way.

I look at myself and am like 'dang.....I need to get a social life.....oh wait....I live in the middle of nowhere.'