Florida accidentally bans all computers

[Frisivisia]

It makes sense, because computers give you information and having information turns you into a dirty LIBRUL.

[New Libertarian States]

You've only just (illegally!) been able to get onto your computer?

I also watch television.

I haven't seen anything about this on the news, and usually they'll report about anything that'll get them ratings.

Yeah, neither have I.
The illumaniti is covering it up.

[Breadknife]

I also watch television.

I haven't seen anything about this on the news, and usually they'll report about anything that'll get them ratings.

They probably tried to tell you. Said "Bet you don't know what they've been and done and gone this time", but that got construed as "betting on a networked device" and they were silenced.

It's the logical explanation, I'm sure you'll agree.

[Fireye]

Only solution

Ban Florida.

Only of we can ban Texas and Arizona to.

To balance out the Senate, California or Illinois will have to go as well, then.

I'd prefer Illinois, and I live here.

[AiliailiA]

Banning internet cafes is a retarded enough idea, they deserve whatever humiliation ensues.

[Gauthier]

It makes sense, because computers give you information and having information turns you into a dirty LIBRUL.

I'm surprised Alex Jones isn't screaming about this because it's obviously a conspiracy by the Florida state government to cut people off from Infowars.

[Regnum Dominae]

It makes sense, because computers give you information and having information turns you into a dirty LIBRUL.

I'm surprised Alex Jones isn't screaming about this because it's obviously a conspiracy by the Florida state government to cut people off from Infowars.

Infowars has an article on it; they actually seem relatively reasonable for once.

[The Marxist State]

I'm sure North Carolina is looking into ways to implement this now.

[Regnum Dominae]

I'm sure North Carolina is looking into ways to implement this now.

Why NC?

[Gauthier]

I'm sure North Carolina is looking into ways to implement this now.

Why NC?

It wants to isolate itself in preparation of officially changing its name to ArtPopeistan.

[Napkiraly]

Honestly though, this is what should be done with Florida.

[Blakk Metal]

Only of we can ban Texas and Arizona to.

To balance out the Senate, California or Illinois will have to go as well, then.

I'd prefer Illinois, and I live here.

How 'bout Michigan?

I'm sure North Carolina is looking into ways to implement this now.

Not before Mississippi does. MS doesn't want to be beaten to the next stupid thing, like they were beaten to the gas chamber and the gurney.

I'm sure North Carolina is looking into ways to implement this now.

Why NC?

Because all the South is the same. There are no regional differences.

Also, every dude in California is a flaming homosexual who says 'hella' and surfs when they aren't in their suburban house built in a topographically uneven desert.

[Surfistan]

But... why ban internet cafés?

[Gauthier]

But... why ban internet cafés?

Because apparently some internet cafes that were connected with the former lieutenant governor were gambling fronts. Which in Florida Republican logic apparently means all internet cafes are gambling fronts.

[Aequalitia]

But... why ban internet cafés?

Because apparently some internet cafes that were connected with the former lieutenant governor were gambling fronts. Which in Florida Republican logic apparently means all internet cafes are gambling fronts.

Typical republican sterotypic thinking.

But this show that the politicians don't even read bills. If there was at least someone who seen this in April, and told about it, then I think much was chanced in that bill.

Read you bills please next time if you will ban something!

[Ainin]

Kudos to the guy that wrote that bill. He managed to troll an entire state. His degree of failness is second only to the conservative Costa Rican politicians that don't read bills.

[Blakk Metal]

But... why ban internet cafés?

Because apparently some internet cafes that were connected with the former lieutenant governor were gambling fronts. Which in Florida Republican logic apparently means all internet cafes are gambling fronts.

Florida has a history of ignoring all other thoughts when presented with something shocking. "We hold that any posthypnotic testimony is inadmissible in a criminal case if the hypnotic session took place after this case becomes final."

[AiliailiA]

Wow, I didn't realize how down on gambling the US was. In half of states, you can't even bet on a horse race?

[The Nationalist Republic of America]

Florida, you done goofed.

[The Nationalist Republic of America]

Wow, I didn't realize how down on gambling the US was. In half of states, you can't even bet on a horse race?

No. Most of the gambling laws just target slot machine gambling. It's still dumb, I know.

[Olthar]

Stupid Level: Florida.

[The Marxist State]

Because all the South is the same. There are no regional differences.

North Carolina actually used to be very different, particularly in areas of providing quality education and attracting the tech industry. Fuck, man, even our Republicans liked healthcare, the environment, and public education. But then Satan Southern Karl Rove Art Pope used his money to get crazy people elected and it's gone down the shitter.

NC has already adopted the new abortion restrictions from Texas, the "arrest anyone who dares protest us" line from Wisconsin, and the Mississippi approach to funding public education. They're going to see this crazy law in Florida and think "Hey! Let's do that next!"

[Delator]

When Florida lawmakers recently voted to ban all Internet cafes, they worded the bill so poorly that they effectively outlawed every computer in the state, according to a recent lawsuit.

In April Florida Governor Rick Scott approved a ban on slot machines and Internet cafes after a charity tied to Lt. Governor Jennifer Carroll was shut down on suspicion of being an Internet gambling front -- forcing Carroll, who had consulted with the charity, to resign.

Florida's 1,000 Internet cafes were shut down immediately...

Because Jobs, Jobs, Jobs...

During a brief question-and-answer session with reporters, Scott brushed aside questions as to jobs that could be lost by the new ban. Scott, who has made job creation his primary focus, instead said legislators should pass tax-cut measures he is pushing this year.

"Fuck your job, pass my tax cut!"

...sounds familiar.

[The Orson Empire]

Really? Really? I thought these guys were supposed to be intelligent.

[Nigerian Kenya]

Florida, Florida, Florida. So many things to blame you for.

Bush 43 himself - check
Bush Tax Cuts - check
Great Recession - check
Our 16.9 trillion dollar national debt - check
Length of 21st century wars - check
No Child Left Behind - check
in a really sort of twisted and odd way - Obama's flaws - check

And now, banning all computers - check