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Florida accidentally bans all computers

Postby Neu California » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:39 pm

Only in Florida...

HuffPo wrote:When Florida lawmakers recently voted to ban all Internet cafes, they worded the bill so poorly that they effectively outlawed every computer in the state, according to a recent lawsuit.

In April Florida Governor Rick Scott approved a ban on slot machines and Internet cafes after a charity tied to Lt. Governor Jennifer Carroll was shut down on suspicion of being an Internet gambling front -- forcing Carroll, who had consulted with the charity, to resign.

Florida's 1,000 Internet cafes were shut down immediately, including Miami-Dade's Incredible Investments, LLC, a café that provides online services to migrant workers, according to the Tampa Bay Times.

The owner, Consuelo Zapata, is now suing the state after her legal team found that the ban was so hastily worded that it can be applied to any computer or device connected to the Internet, according to a copy of the complaint obtained by The Miami Herald.

The ban defines illegal slot machines as any "system or network of devices" that may be used in a game of chance.

And that broad wording can be applied to any number of devices, according to the Miami law firm of Kluger, Kaplan, Silverman, Katzen & Levine, who worked with constitutional law attorney and Harvard professor Alan Dershowitz.

The suit maintains that the ban was essentially passed "in a frenzy fueled by distorted judgment in the wake of a scandal that included the Lieutenant Governor’s resignation" and declares it unconstitutional.

Read the full complaint here.


Reminds me of the country that accidentally legalized same-sex marriage. Also, I hope they get this corrected soon and, you know, actually consider the implications of the wording of these laws, because seriously :palm: .
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Postby Benuty » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:41 pm

To be fair this is the state that forced the Supreme court to ( Only God knows why) pick Bush.

Besides they shouldn't shut down something giving them loose money. South Carolina did that in the 1990s and their economic was slowed until the 2000s.
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Postby Thafoo » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:42 pm

I'm not quite sure if I'm buying this.

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Postby Benuty » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:43 pm

Thafoo wrote:I'm not quite sure if I'm buying this.


Could be the Floridians launched "Operation Troll Summer".
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Postby Esen » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:43 pm

Florida is trolling! Ban it!

Anyways... what? After reading this... I'm still confused.
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Postby San Leggera » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:44 pm

Do they share lawmakers with Costa Rica by any chance?
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Postby Regnum Dominae » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:44 pm

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Postby TaQud » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:45 pm

there goes the internet pornography business in Florida :p
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Postby Dalmacie » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:45 pm

Neu California wrote:Only in Florida...



Reminds me of the country that accidentally legalized same-sex marriage. Also, I hope they get this corrected soon and, you know, actually consider the implications of the wording of these laws, because seriously :palm: .

Well, technically the Costa Ricans worded it right, they just didn't read it.

These guys read it, just worded it wrong.

So...I guess that's kind of better.

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Postby Zonolia » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:45 pm

Only solution

Ban Florida.
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Postby Benuty » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:45 pm

TaQud wrote:there goes the internet pornography business in Florida :p


I hear the porn industry will be making millions for the Blu-ray corporations.
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Postby Thafoo » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:46 pm

Zonolia wrote:Only solution

Ban Florida.

I'm surprised no one has thought of this solve-all solution before.

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Postby Pope Joan » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:46 pm

Which more deserves the title of America's Third World Country? Florida, or Arizona?\

I have my opinion, in which some GOP leaders share:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/0 ... 76800.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/2100-250_162-2217944.html

This piece says that certain states have brought the whole country into 3ed world status: http://www.thenation.com/article/174453 ... z2YaT3Vrkn

To be fair and balanced, here's the other side:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/03/0 ... -Uninsured
http://open.salon.com/blog/kanuk/2009/1 ... ted_states
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Postby Benuty » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:47 pm

Thafoo wrote:
Zonolia wrote:Only solution

Ban Florida.

I'm surprised no one has thought of this solve-all solution before.


You would face an unrelenting protest by the elderly masses that still hold some grip on the state :L.
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Postby Blekksprutia » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:47 pm

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Postby TaQud » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:48 pm

Benuty wrote:
TaQud wrote:there goes the internet pornography business in Florida :p


I hear the porn industry will be making millions for the Blu-ray corporations.

lol :p
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:49 pm

I'm so amused at this i don't quite know what to say...
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:49 pm

Esen wrote:Florida is trolling! Ban it!

Anyways... what? After reading this... I'm still confused.

Ban Florida? What the is going on here?
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Postby Risottia » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:49 pm

Neu California wrote:Only in Florida...

HuffPo wrote:When Florida lawmakers recently voted to ban all Internet cafes, they worded the bill so poorly that they effectively outlawed every computer in the state, according to a recent lawsuit.

In April Florida Governor Rick Scott approved a ban on slot machines and Internet cafes after a charity tied to Lt. Governor Jennifer Carroll was shut down on suspicion of being an Internet gambling front -- forcing Carroll, who had consulted with the charity, to resign.

Florida's 1,000 Internet cafes were shut down immediately, including Miami-Dade's Incredible Investments, LLC, a café that provides online services to migrant workers, according to the Tampa Bay Times.

The owner, Consuelo Zapata, is now suing the state after her legal team found that the ban was so hastily worded that it can be applied to any computer or device connected to the Internet, according to a copy of the complaint obtained by The Miami Herald.

The ban defines illegal slot machines as any "system or network of devices" that may be used in a game of chance.

And that broad wording can be applied to any number of devices, according to the Miami law firm of Kluger, Kaplan, Silverman, Katzen & Levine, who worked with constitutional law attorney and Harvard professor Alan Dershowitz.

The suit maintains that the ban was essentially passed "in a frenzy fueled by distorted judgment in the wake of a scandal that included the Lieutenant Governor’s resignation" and declares it unconstitutional.

Read the full complaint here.


Reminds me of the country that accidentally legalized same-sex marriage. Also, I hope they get this corrected soon and, you know, actually consider the implications of the wording of these laws, because seriously :palm: .



Well actually if that's the wording they just banned telephones too: both fixed and mobile. And walkie-talkies.
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Postby 4years » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:49 pm

Zonolia wrote:Only solution

Ban Florida.


Only of we can ban Texas and Arizona to.
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Postby Benuty » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:50 pm

Risottia wrote:
Neu California wrote:Only in Florida...



Reminds me of the country that accidentally legalized same-sex marriage. Also, I hope they get this corrected soon and, you know, actually consider the implications of the wording of these laws, because seriously :palm: .



Well actually if that's the wording they just banned telephones too: both fixed and mobile. And walkie-talkies.


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Postby Warda » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:51 pm

Benuty wrote:
Risottia wrote:

Well actually if that's the wording they just banned telephones too: both fixed and mobile. And walkie-talkies.


All hail the Telegraph!.

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Postby Albul » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:51 pm

Impeach Florida, Legalize Computers, Bans are Theft
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Postby Duvniask » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:52 pm

I've never understood why Florida is so fucked up?

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