The "Nice Guy" and the friendzone, Society's attitude

[Forster Keys]

[insert pitiful whining for unrequited love]

Someone should start the NSG Lonely Hearts Club.

[Camelza]

[insert pitiful whining for unrequited love]

Someone should start the NSG Lonely Hearts Club.

Complete with tons of Bourbon and a friendly 50-year-old psychologist/bartender.

[Rocopurr]

If "nice guys" finish last, it's because they expect the finish line to come to them.

I always thought the whole "nice guys finish last" had decidedly sexual connotations.

Am I wrong in this?

I thought the same until I googled the phrase. Apparently, it isn't a sexual thing.

[Lordieth]

[insert pitiful whining for unrequited love]

Someone should start the NSG Lonely Hearts Club.

I thought being lonely and miserable was the natural order of things?

Relationships? Those are unnatural.

[Imsogone]

Converstation between me and a "nice guy".

NG: Why is *female name* such a bitch?
Me: How do you mean?
NG: She flirts with me and leads me on. She makes me think she likes me, then, when "male name" crooks his finger, she goes running to him and laughs at me.
Me: You mean the way you treat "other female name"? You flirt with her and make her think you like her then, when "first female name" crooks her finger, you go running to her and pretend that "other female name" doesn't exist? Like that?
NG: Huh? *pretends he sees someone he desperately needs to talk to and slinks off.*

[Gallowfield]

Wow, this thread went fast. All I'm saying is this- women usually have standards which I don't live up to, therefore I'm a friend and not relationship material. The trick is accepting this situation and the solitude that comes along with it.

[Vitaphone Racing]

Wow, this thread went fast. All I'm saying is this- women usually have standards which I don't live up to, therefore I'm a friend and not relationship material. The trick is accepting this situation and the solitude that comes along with it.

A better solution is finding women who like you back. You can't possibly expect women to date somebody who they aren't attracted to?

[The Parkus Empire]

Wow, this thread went fast. All I'm saying is this- women usually have standards which I don't live up to, therefore I'm a friend and not relationship material. The trick is accepting this situation and the solitude that comes along with it.

Plenty of women with none-to very few standards, if you really are that crummy.

[Gallowfield]

Wow, this thread went fast. All I'm saying is this- women usually have standards which I don't live up to, therefore I'm a friend and not relationship material. The trick is accepting this situation and the solitude that comes along with it.

A better solution is finding women who like you back. You can't possibly expect women to date somebody who they aren't attracted to?

Oh, women don't like me back. I speak strangely and I'm somewhat disfigured. I have a blind left eye that's always half-shut and sometimes leaks.

[The Parkus Empire]

A better solution is finding women who like you back. You can't possibly expect women to date somebody who they aren't attracted to?

Oh, women don't like me back. I speak strangely and I'm somewhat disfigured. I have a blind left eye that's always half-shut and sometimes leaks.

Plenty of disfigured women out there, brah

[Frisivisia]

A better solution is finding women who like you back. You can't possibly expect women to date somebody who they aren't attracted to?

Oh, women don't like me back. I speak strangely and I'm somewhat disfigured. I have a blind left eye that's always half-shut and sometimes leaks.

Get an eyepatch. It's a conversation-starter and explains to funny speaking.

[Gallowfield]

Oh, women don't like me back. I speak strangely and I'm somewhat disfigured. I have a blind left eye that's always half-shut and sometimes leaks.

Plenty of disfigured women out there, brah

I have yet to meet any. Being in college is hard because most of the people are attractive and not missing any body parts

[Gallowfield]

Oh, women don't like me back. I speak strangely and I'm somewhat disfigured. I have a blind left eye that's always half-shut and sometimes leaks.

Get an eyepatch. It's a conversation-starter and explains to funny speaking.

Have you ever worn an eyepatch? Lol, least comfortable thing ever, especially with the way my eye swells.

[Frisivisia]

Get an eyepatch. It's a conversation-starter and explains to funny speaking.

Have you ever worn an eyepatch? Lol, least comfortable thing ever, especially with the way my eye swells.

I've worn my share of eyepatches.

[The Parkus Empire]

Plenty of disfigured women out there, brah

I have yet to meet any. Being in college is hard because most of the people are attractive and not missing any body parts

Yes...yes indeed. I don't go to college but yes indeed. Anyway, you're bound to run into one eventually.

[Gallowfield]

Have you ever worn an eyepatch? Lol, least comfortable thing ever, especially with the way my eye swells.

I've worn my share of eyepatches.

Oh, well maybe my eye sucks even more than I thought! It is still light-sensitive, and on sunny days I feel like I got punched in it.

[Gallowfield]

I have yet to meet any. Being in college is hard because most of the people are attractive and not missing any body parts

Yes...yes indeed. I don't go to college but yes indeed. Anyway, you're bound to run into one eventually.

And if not, I'm still good at the things I love. Who needs love when you have mastery?

[Frisivisia]

I've worn my share of eyepatches.

Oh, well maybe my eye sucks even more than I thought! It is still light-sensitive, and on sunny days I feel like I got punched in it.

That's no good. Have you looked into sunglasses? Chicks dig a man with a pair of aviators on.

[The Parkus Empire]

Yes...yes indeed. I don't go to college but yes indeed. Anyway, you're bound to run into one eventually.

And if not, I'm still good at the things I love. Who needs love when you have mastery?

Being a master debater is hardly a good substitute for love.

[Gallowfield]

Oh, well maybe my eye sucks even more than I thought! It is still light-sensitive, and on sunny days I feel like I got punched in it.

That's no good. Have you looked into sunglasses? Chicks dig a man with a pair of aviators on.

I can only afford the cheap ones Another reason I don't get women- I'm poor as dirt, lol. The laptop I'm typing this on is a lucky gift.

[Gallowfield]

And if not, I'm still good at the things I love. Who needs love when you have mastery?

Being a master debater is hardly a good substitute for love.

Being a master martial artist is. I love the feeling of beating the crap out of someone.

[The Parkus Empire]

Oh, well maybe my eye sucks even more than I thought! It is still light-sensitive, and on sunny days I feel like I got punched in it.

That's no good. Have you looked into sunglasses? Chicks dig a man with a pair of aviators on.

No they don't, or else I'd still wear them. They're too "I'm trying to look cool."

Wear a Locs model without the logo, if you must wear any.

[Frisivisia]

That's no good. Have you looked into sunglasses? Chicks dig a man with a pair of aviators on.

I can only afford the cheap ones Another reason I don't get women- I'm poor as dirt, lol. The laptop I'm typing this on is a lucky gift.

You can get some nice sunglasses for cheap. I got some aviators at Walmart for $10.

[Herador]

Someone should start the NSG Lonely Hearts Club.

I thought being lonely and miserable was the natural order of things?

Relationships? Those are unnatural.

Relationships? I've never heard of them, do they hurt?

[The Parkus Empire]

Being a master debater is hardly a good substitute for love.

Being a master martial artist is. I love the feeling of beating the crap out of someone.

That will easily get you woman if you know where to look.