The "Nice Guy" and the friendzone, Society's attitude

[Forster Keys]

If it takes you an hour to get off, the sex really isnt that good

Uh, not true.

Nah man. If it goes longer than thirty seconds you're doing it wrong.

[Forster Keys]

Why not just invest in a sex doll then? It'd eliminate a lot of hassle.

Have you seen how much cleaning those things need? Then there's the non-self-repairing tears due to misuse and over-expression of violent fantasizing. There's also the non-zero possibility of it gaining sentience and beating you over the head and shoulders with a cricket bat because of your Hello Kitty fetish.

Human > Sex Doll. Gotta be true.

Modern technology will solve all these problems.

[The Parkus Empire]

Uh, not true.

Nah man. If it goes longer than thirty seconds you're doing it wrong.

If it makes it out of your pants, all wrong.

[Dakini]

Oh, no there are differences.

Usually men have penises, but no boobs and usually women have vaginas (and boobs).


The interests of you and your male friends would have my male friends snoring.


...then don't go to the mall with your friends.


Oh what, so now women are individuals who have different interests?


Except your one friend who likes most of the stuff that you like.


Why not hang out with people regardless of their gender?

My friend group is probably about 50/50 but I'm a woman. I'm also a scientist who drinks beer. My friends are scientists who drink beer (except the ones that prefer wine). We have tons of shit in common. I might have slightly more in common with my male friends than my female friends, but meh.

Not talking about physical differences here.

We are obviously from different places and were raised differently, you probably live in a city, are a liberal and are progressive, as are your friends. I'm from a small town, I'm a
conservative, and a redneck. I like trucks, guns, explosions, beer, whiskey, bonfires etc. I'd rather die than live in a city.

I usually dont go to the mall with my friends, but when I do it always turns out the same.

Obviously women are individuals, you of all people should know that. they just tend to be on one side of the spectrum where men are on the other.

Notice how it is only one friend who is both A. female, and B. likes what I like

You dont have to be so black and white, I do hang out with people regardless of gender, and based on interest. most people who share my interests are male

So what you're saying is that really, gender is irrelevant other than the social conditioning a person experiences growing up?

Gotcha.

[United Meritocratic Athiest Democracy]

If you can't hold it together for an hour to create mutually-satisfying sex, you're missing out.

Fucking nonstop for an hour can destroy a vulva dude. Bad. As in damaged

You are aware the sex can, and likely should, involve more than just the tab and slot, yes? That you can include almost every portion of the body in the sensory extravaganza?

Also, lubrication man, lubrication.

[Forster Keys]

If you can't hold it together for an hour to create mutually-satisfying sex, you're missing out.

Fucking nonstop for an hour can destroy a vulva dude. Bad. As in damaged

... You poor guy.

[United Meritocratic Athiest Democracy]

Have you seen how much cleaning those things need? Then there's the non-self-repairing tears due to misuse and over-expression of violent fantasizing. There's also the non-zero possibility of it gaining sentience and beating you over the head and shoulders with a cricket bat because of your Hello Kitty fetish.

Human > Sex Doll. Gotta be true.

Modern technology will solve all these problems.

WHERE ARE MY FLYING CARS?

[Flaxxony-Setram]

Listen at the end of the day, you fuck a pussy. Im not going to be like "oh yeah baby, your extensive vocabulary and med school scores get me soooo hard ugh yeah" in bed, k?

No, you fuck a person unless you've got a fleshlight for a partner. And if you're both any good at it, the other person will fuck back and you'll both enjoy yourselves. What you described is only you enjoying yourself.

And no, personality matters... even in bed.

I dont care what you say; I shouldnt be a bad person for admitting that no matter how great a girls personality is, if she looks like a fat rhinocerous, I simply cannot get hard. Cant do it

I didn't say you were a bad person for being shallow. I said you were a bad person for thinking that women aren't equals.

Defensive much?

I dont fuck a personality. I dont fuck a conscience or whatever the fuck. So stop making itmore glamorous. My penis is the only sexual organ on the male body as the vulva is for women. So in reality, I dont fuck a pussy, my penis does. So yeah

[Norstal]

Fucking nonstop for an hour can destroy a vulva dude. Bad. As in damaged

... You poor guy.

At this point, this guy gotta be sarcastic or something.

[Dakini]

Why not just invest in a sex doll then? It'd eliminate a lot of hassle.

Have you seen how much cleaning those things need? Then there's the non-self-repairing tears due to misuse and over-expression of violent fantasizing. There's also the non-zero possibility of it gaining sentience and beating you over the head and shoulders with a cricket bat because of your Hello Kitty fetish.

Human > Sex Doll. Gotta be true.

There are some pretty advanced sex dolls if you're looking to drop $10k on them.

[Individuality-ness]

No. Wanting to have sex with a person is not the same as "wanting their body" or dehumanizing them. Treating a person like sex is the only thing they're good for or acting like you are entitled to have sex with a person for whatever reason is terrible. Wanting to enjoy some fun sexy times with them is not.

Listen at the end of the day, you fuck a pussy. Im not going to be like "oh yeah baby, your extensive vocabulary and med school scores get me soooo hard ugh yeah" in bed, k?

I dont care what you say; I shouldnt be a bad person for admitting that no matter how great a girls personality is, if she looks like a fat rhinocerous, I simply cannot get hard. Cant do it

There are a few things I can say. Most of them would get me an one day ban due to my record for flaming.

So I'll leave it at this: if at the end of the day you think of your sex partner as just pussy to fuck, you are part of the problem. Also, how the hell do you even have fulfilling sex?

[Forster Keys]

Fucking nonstop for an hour can destroy a vulva dude. Bad. As in damaged

You are aware the sex can, and likely should, involve more than just the tab and slot, yes? That you can include almost every portion of the body in the sensory extravaganza?

Also, lubrication man, lubrication.

See pupils? The perspective of a vibrant and satisfying lover.

[Flaxxony-Setram]

... You poor guy.

At this point, this guy gotta be sarcastic or something.

You are aware humans werent designed to have intercourse for that long right

[Dakini]

No, you fuck a person unless you've got a fleshlight for a partner. And if you're both any good at it, the other person will fuck back and you'll both enjoy yourselves. What you described is only you enjoying yourself.

And no, personality matters... even in bed.


I didn't say you were a bad person for being shallow. I said you were a bad person for thinking that women aren't equals.

Defensive much?

I dont fuck a personality. I dont fuck a conscience or whatever the fuck. So stop making itmore glamorous. My penis is the only sexual organ on the male body as the vulva is for women. So in reality, I dont fuck a pussy, my penis does. So yeah

Wow. You think that the only sexual organ on a male body is the penis and that the only sexual organs on a woman are among her vulva.

What a sad sex life you must have.

[Forster Keys]

... You poor guy.

At this point, this guy gotta be sarcastic or something.

That's one word for it.

[Dakini]

At this point, this guy gotta be sarcastic or something.

You are aware humans werent designed to have intercourse for that long right

You are aware that sex is more than intercourse, right?

[Individuality-ness]

I dont fuck a personality. I dont fuck a conscience or whatever the fuck. So stop making itmore glamorous. My penis is the only sexual organ on the male body as the vulva is for women. So in reality, I dont fuck a pussy, my penis does. So yeah

Wow. You think that the only sexual organ on a male body is the penis and that the only sexual organs on a woman are among her vulva.

What a sad sex life you must have.

My dear, wasn't that obvious?

[United Meritocratic Athiest Democracy]

Have you seen how much cleaning those things need? Then there's the non-self-repairing tears due to misuse and over-expression of violent fantasizing. There's also the non-zero possibility of it gaining sentience and beating you over the head and shoulders with a cricket bat because of your Hello Kitty fetish.

Human > Sex Doll. Gotta be true.

There are some pretty advanced sex dolls if you're looking to drop $10k on them.

I must admit, I would not know. The last "sex doll" I had was a Barbie doll when my balls suddenly actualized their desire for independence from my territorial mainland.

However, knowing humanity, I should say I am not shocked in the slightest that we have sex dolls that are worth more than some cars.

[Forster Keys]

At this point, this guy gotta be sarcastic or something.

You are aware humans werent designed to have intercourse for that long right

I'm sorry but this is hilarious.

[The Parkus Empire]

At this point, this guy gotta be sarcastic or something.

You are aware humans werent designed to have intercourse for that long right

We weren't "designed".

[Dakini]

Listen at the end of the day, you fuck a pussy. Im not going to be like "oh yeah baby, your extensive vocabulary and med school scores get me soooo hard ugh yeah" in bed, k?

I dont care what you say; I shouldnt be a bad person for admitting that no matter how great a girls personality is, if she looks like a fat rhinocerous, I simply cannot get hard. Cant do it

There are a few things I can say. Most of them would get me an one day ban due to my record for flaming.

So I'll leave it at this: if at the end of the day you think of your sex partner as just pussy to fuck, you are part of the problem. Also, how the hell do you even have fulfilling sex?

Ooo! Ooo! I have a guess!


Probably his sex life is fulfilling for him, because he gets off and he thinks this is all that matters.

[Norstal]

At this point, this guy gotta be sarcastic or something.

You are aware humans werent designed to have intercourse for that long right

I mean, I guess if you just went straight for penetration.

But that's not what just sex is composed of.

[Imsogone]

No, you fuck a person unless you've got a fleshlight for a partner. And if you're both any good at it, the other person will fuck back and you'll both enjoy yourselves. What you described is only you enjoying yourself.

And no, personality matters... even in bed.


I didn't say you were a bad person for being shallow. I said you were a bad person for thinking that women aren't equals.

Defensive much?

I dont fuck a personality. I dont fuck a conscience or whatever the fuck. So stop making itmore glamorous. My penis is the only sexual organ on the male body as the vulva is for women. So in reality, I dont fuck a pussy, my penis does. So yeah

There you have it, folks, clear evidence that the brain is not involved in sex. So much for those deluded fools who think that the brain is the biggest sex organ or that you can involve anything other than a penis or vagina in the act.

[Dictatorship Of Serdaristan]

So in the times of Neanderthals bashing eachother over the head with clubs it was the men who gave birth and nursed babies?

No, because they were too busy checking them new tires while the women were at the mall.

Reproduction involves both sexes. It can't affect sex in an evolutionary way like you're assuming unless men and women could reproduce on their own.

Are we on the same page here because you aren't making a lick of sense.

Since men are incapable of nursing children we seem to be more suited to working > earning money > money used for food and paying for the house.
Kind of how we have maternity leave for working women nowadays. When the mother is temporarily busy with the whole giving birth thing somebody needs to earn income to support the family (hint, it isnt the cat) Considering the father does not give birth, he is the perfect candidate.

[Flaxxony-Setram]

Listen at the end of the day, you fuck a pussy. Im not going to be like "oh yeah baby, your extensive vocabulary and med school scores get me soooo hard ugh yeah" in bed, k?

I dont care what you say; I shouldnt be a bad person for admitting that no matter how great a girls personality is, if she looks like a fat rhinocerous, I simply cannot get hard. Cant do it

There are a few things I can say. Most of them would get me an one day ban due to my record for flaming.

So I'll leave it at this: if at the end of the day you think of your sex partner as just pussy to fuck, you are part of the problem. Also, how the hell do you even have fulfilling sex?

Mostly I just try to get her to orgasm because I feel really bad for girls who outlast their partners and never get orgasms