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Postby Vazdania » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:31 pm

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God Save The Queen!

God Save His Royal Highness His Majesty The Prince George Alaxander Lewis!!!


Isn't he predicted to be King in 2050 or something?

He's third in line to the throne, He'll likely take it....so long as he doesn't die.....Duchess Kate bore an heir now she must deliver a spare.

EDIT: FLIPPING TABLES SHE IS A DUCHESS
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:33 pm

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Genivaria wrote:I'm just not. I'm hardly the 'ideal' of anything.


Elaborate. I'm your resident therapist for the night...even though I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. What isn't ideal about yourself?

I'm lazy, I'm unmotivated, I have no self-confidence.
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Postby Vazdania » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:34 pm

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Elaborate. I'm your resident therapist for the night...even though I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. What isn't ideal about yourself?

I'm lazy, I'm unmotivated, I have no self-confidence.

Bump Dat, youre on nationstates daily, you must have some nerve.
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Postby Anachronous Rex » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:35 pm

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But then who'll we argue with?

Sadly, I'm horrible at playing Devil's advocate. :p

I'll play.

"Everyone knows that God is incredibly turned on by homosexual sex, and easily distracted. The inability of homosexuals to keep it in their pants prevents God from doing his normal job of shielding humanity from hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis and earthquakes. Killing untold thousands."
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Postby Qahadim » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:36 pm

Anachronous Rex wrote:
Liriena wrote:Sadly, I'm horrible at playing Devil's advocate. :p

I'll play.

"Everyone knows that God is incredibly turned on by homosexual sex, and easily distracted. The inability of homosexuals to keep it in their pants prevents God from doing his normal job of shielding humanity from hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis and earthquakes. Killing untold thousands."

*rolls up paper. Raps nose* No.
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Postby Blasveck » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:39 pm

Genivaria wrote:
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Elaborate. I'm your resident therapist for the night...even though I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. What isn't ideal about yourself?

I'm lazy, I'm unmotivated, I have no self-confidence.


No self confidence? Lazy? Unmotivated? Thats pish posh.
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:39 pm

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Genivaria wrote:I'm lazy, I'm unmotivated, I have no self-confidence.


No self confidence? Lazy? Unmotivated? Thats pish posh.

What? :blink:
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Postby Blasveck » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:40 pm

Anachronous Rex wrote:
Liriena wrote:Sadly, I'm horrible at playing Devil's advocate. :p

I'll play.

"Everyone knows that God is incredibly turned on by homosexual sex, and easily distracted. The inability of homosexuals to keep it in their pants prevents God from doing his normal job of shielding humanity from hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis and earthquakes. Killing untold thousands."


Im thinking God is bi. For one, he did it with Mary. Two, I think the devil is making people homosexual to taunt God, to remind him of his daily sexual frustration.
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Postby Vazdania » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:41 pm

Anachronous Rex wrote:
Liriena wrote:Sadly, I'm horrible at playing Devil's advocate. :p

I'll play.

"Everyone knows that God is incredibly turned on by homosexual sex, and easily distracted. The inability of homosexuals to keep it in their pants prevents God from doing his normal job of shielding humanity from hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis and earthquakes. Killing untold thousands."

God is neither male nor female. God has no sexuality.
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Postby Blasveck » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:42 pm

Genivaria wrote:
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No self confidence? Lazy? Unmotivated? Thats pish posh.

What? :blink:


Never heard of "Pish posh"? Nevermind that. You have a lot goin for you Geni. You're intelligent, kind, you have a good sense of humor, and you're willing to call people out on bullshit if bullshit needs calling out on.
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Postby Blasveck » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:43 pm

Vazdania wrote:
Anachronous Rex wrote:I'll play.

"Everyone knows that God is incredibly turned on by homosexual sex, and easily distracted. The inability of homosexuals to keep it in their pants prevents God from doing his normal job of shielding humanity from hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis and earthquakes. Killing untold thousands."

God is neither male nor female. God has no sexuality.


But...how did he have sex with Mary?
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Postby Grave_n_idle » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:43 pm

Vazdania wrote:
Anachronous Rex wrote:I'll play.

"Everyone knows that God is incredibly turned on by homosexual sex, and easily distracted. The inability of homosexuals to keep it in their pants prevents God from doing his normal job of shielding humanity from hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis and earthquakes. Killing untold thousands."

God is neither male nor female. God has no sexuality.


Speculative. We know he had a kid with that Jewish chick.
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Postby Liriena » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:43 pm

Blasveck wrote:
Anachronous Rex wrote:I'll play.

"Everyone knows that God is incredibly turned on by homosexual sex, and easily distracted. The inability of homosexuals to keep it in their pants prevents God from doing his normal job of shielding humanity from hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis and earthquakes. Killing untold thousands."


Im thinking God is bi. For one, he did it with Mary. Two, I think the devil is making people homosexual to taunt God, to remind him of his daily sexual frustration.

Oh, my... :D
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Postby Anachronous Rex » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:44 pm

Vazdania wrote:
Anachronous Rex wrote:I'll play.

"Everyone knows that God is incredibly turned on by homosexual sex, and easily distracted. The inability of homosexuals to keep it in their pants prevents God from doing his normal job of shielding humanity from hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis and earthquakes. Killing untold thousands."

God is neither male nor female. God has no sexuality.

God is omnipresent.

That means he not only has a penis and a vagina, but in fact all penises and all vaginae are part of him.
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:44 pm

Blasveck wrote:
Genivaria wrote:What? :blink:


Never heard of "Pish posh"? Nevermind that. You have a lot goin for you Geni. You're intelligent, kind, you have a good sense of humor, and you're willing to call people out on bullshit if bullshit needs calling out on.

I'm not nearly as smart as I like to pretend I assure you.
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:44 pm

Anachronous Rex wrote:
Vazdania wrote:God is neither male nor female. God has no sexuality.

God is omnipresent.

That means he not only has a penis and a vagina, but in fact all penises and all vaginae are part of him.

God is best Tentacle Monster.
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Postby Vazdania » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:44 pm

Blasveck wrote:
Vazdania wrote:God is neither male nor female. God has no sexuality.


But...how did he have sex with Mary?

According to Christianity, it was the Holy Spirit who did that...
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Postby Qahadim » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:45 pm

Vazdania wrote:
Anachronous Rex wrote:I'll play.

"Everyone knows that God is incredibly turned on by homosexual sex, and easily distracted. The inability of homosexuals to keep it in their pants prevents God from doing his normal job of shielding humanity from hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis and earthquakes. Killing untold thousands."

God is neither male nor female. God has all sexualities

Fixed.
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Postby Vazdania » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:46 pm

Qahadim wrote:
Vazdania wrote:God is neither male nor female. God has all sexualities

God has no Sexualities, I dare say God isn't Asexual either.
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Postby Blasveck » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:46 pm

Genivaria wrote:
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Never heard of "Pish posh"? Nevermind that. You have a lot goin for you Geni. You're intelligent, kind, you have a good sense of humor, and you're willing to call people out on bullshit if bullshit needs calling out on.

I'm not nearly as smart as I like to pretend I assure you.


Putting yourself down is another thing. It doesn't help your self-confidence at all. You need to trust in your abilities, and recognize what you do have.
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Postby Anachronous Rex » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:46 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Anachronous Rex wrote:God is omnipresent.

That means he not only has a penis and a vagina, but in fact all penises and all vaginae are part of him.

God is best Tentacle Monster.

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Postby Blasveck » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:47 pm

Vazdania wrote:
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But...how did he have sex with Mary?

According to Christianity, it was the Holy Spirit who did that...


So how did the Holy Spirit have sex with Mary?
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Postby Vazdania » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:47 pm

Grave_n_idle wrote:
Vazdania wrote:God is neither male nor female. God has no sexuality.


Speculative. We know he had a kid with that Jewish chick.

The Christian Holy Spirit did that.
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Postby Vazdania » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:47 pm

Blasveck wrote:
Vazdania wrote:According to Christianity, it was the Holy Spirit who did that...


So how did the Holy Spirit have sex with Mary?

:unsure: I'd rather not comment on that.
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Postby Blasveck » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:47 pm

Liriena wrote:
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Im thinking God is bi. For one, he did it with Mary. Two, I think the devil is making people homosexual to taunt God, to remind him of his daily sexual frustration.

Oh, my... :D


What?
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