What do you think of same-sex church wedding ceremonies?

[Mkuki]

I'm still waiting for you to refute this:

I'll give you two.

1. God does not exist.
2. If God did exist, and he disapproved of gay sex, he would clearly have the power to prevent people from having gay sex. The fact that people have gay sex is proof enough of two things. Either God does not exist or God doesn't disapprove of either homosexuality or gay sex.

[Phocidaea]

Aquafireland's "sexual reactions" concept is cracking me up. Are "sexual reactions" like "nuclear reactions"?

I get it now. The homophobes are trying to protect us from the explosive nature of gay sex. I feel so foolish now. They really are pro-life.

If you have gay sex you will die in a giant explosive fireball.

Actually, this is probably his next claim.

[Slafstopia]

A religious text that contradicts scientific realities at that.

You said give me a reason. As long as the word 'reason' was in there, I can say the shit I want.

This guy clearly failed English, since he can't understand basic grammar. Sure, a pleonasm might be a bit complex, but...adjectives? Really? You don't understand adjectives?

[Condunum]

Condunum of House Bumsex, first of his name, King of the Homosexuals, the Queers, and the Gay Men, Lord of the Manlove Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

Wow. You are unbelievably gay.

Actually, he's straight.... I think. I on the other hand shag men with ferocity and passion.

If anyone is the gay lord in this relationship, it's me.

Condunum of House Bumsex, first of his name, King of the Homosexuals, the Queers, and the Gay Men, Lord of the Manlove Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

This is now my title. It's official.

[Salandriagado]

Because 1. There's no evidence to suggest that it's truthful with regards to spirituality 2. Belief in a certain text is subjective, and shouldn't apply to everybody on an objective basis.

I still gave you a reason, didn't I? So shut your hole.

No, you gave us verbal diarrhea.

[Helvereos]

I'll give you two.

1. God does not exist.
2. If God did exist, and he disapproved of gay sex, he would clearly have the power to prevent people from having gay sex. The fact that people have gay sex is proof enough of two things. Either God does not exist or God doesn't disapprove of either homosexuality or gay sex.

God does not exist, huh. Shitty athiest. Keep on denying God. He will punish you, if not in this life, but the afterlife. Just wait and see.

Alright, here goes...*Ahem*...

I am the Law.

[Liriena]

A religious text that contradicts scientific realities at that.

You said give me a reason. As long as the word 'reason' was in there, I can say the shit I want.

No. Not at all. Any professor of Scientific Thought would rip your head off if he/she heard you say something so unbelievably childish and stupid.

[Nationalist State of Knox]

Because 1. There's no evidence to suggest that it's truthful with regards to spirituality 2. Belief in a certain text is subjective, and shouldn't apply to everybody on an objective basis.

I still gave you a reason, didn't I? So shut your hole.

It was a feeble reason.

[Aquafireland]

Wow. You are unbelievably gay.

That's a pretty sweet compliment. I wouldn't pull that out to the second date.

I didn't realize I complemented you. Now, please, go have un-protected butt-sex with the homo across the street.

[Imperializt Russia]

I have never been to one, will never have one and will likely never attend one.
Doesn't mean people shouldn't have them.

[Helvereos]

A religious text that contradicts scientific realities at that.

You said give me a reason. As long as the word 'reason' was in there, I can say the shit I want.

Learn from the masters, my son.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCo0H1ykhxw

[Ceannairceach]

That's a pretty sweet compliment. I wouldn't pull that out to the second date.

I didn't realize I complemented you. Now, please, go have un-protected butt-sex with the homo across the street.

I may be bi, but I don't really do the whole "butt sex" thing. But thanks for the suggestion. Have fun having children you can't support!

[Furious Grandmothers]

That's a pretty sweet compliment. I wouldn't pull that out to the second date.

I didn't realize I complemented you. Now, please, go have un-protected butt-sex with the homo across the street.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioHSFN4YrbQ

[Liriena]

Because it's only backed up by a religious text. You have to show how that is correct.

Why is a religious text not a good or acceptable reason?

There are hundreds of religious texts in this world, and practically none of them provide credible accounts of historical events, natural phenomena or scientific theory, based on valid methods of observation and experimentation. The Bible in particular abides by none of the rules of scientific thought, and is awfully unreliable as a source for absolutist claims.

You might as well cite Harry Potter as a good or acceptable reason for something.

[Mkuki]

This is now my title. It's official.

Are you gonna sig it?

[Aquafireland]

I still gave you a reason, didn't I? So shut your hole.

It was a feeble reason.

It's still a reason. Mission to supply a logical comeback at Aquafireland: FAILED. Please, spare me for my theatrics.

[Ifreann]

Condunum of House Bumsex, first of his name, King of the Homosexuals, the Queers, and the Gay Men, Lord of the Manlove Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

Wow. You are unbelievably gay.

I find it rather easy to believe how gay I am, actually.

[Caecuser]

It was a feeble reason.

It's still a reason. Mission to supply a logical comeback at Aquafireland: FAILED. Please, spare me for my theatrics.

Alright, but your reason is insufficient to stop same-sex marriage.

[Grenartia]

Sexual reactions? Holy dictionary, Batman!

Name one logical reason why sexual 'reactions' with somebody of the same sex is bad.

You want one logical reason? I will give you one. God created the woman and man so they could have sexual reactions with the opposite sex. Period.

Don't forget to apply cold water to burned areas.

Then why did God make some people with inherent attractions to the same gender?

That's what we are doing right now. We are refuting your bullshit.

Did I ask you to do it? No. So shut your piehole, gaylord.

That's two ad hominems (logical fallacies), and probably flames. You're not doing much for your case, and you're probably on your way to getting slammed by a mod. So cool your jets, buddy. If you can't make your case without insulting others, don't fucking make it at all.

I'll give you two.

1. God does not exist.
2. If God did exist, and he disapproved of gay sex, he would clearly have the power to prevent people from having gay sex. The fact that people have gay sex is proof enough of two things. Either God does not exist or God doesn't disapprove of either homosexuality or gay sex.

God does not exist, huh. Shitty athiest. Keep on denying God. He will punish you, if not in this life, but the afterlife. Just wait and see.

Nah, God won't, because God's not a sadistic dick like that. That's also why God is ok with LGBT people.

[Ifreann]

Wow. You are unbelievably gay.

Actually, he's straight.... I think. I on the other hand shag men with ferocity and passion.

You think correctly.

Condunum of House Bumsex, first of his name, King of the Homosexuals, the Queers, and the Gay Men, Lord of the Manlove Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

This is now my title. It's official.

Huzzah!

[Aquafireland]

Why is a religious text not a good or acceptable reason?

There are hundreds of religious texts in this world, and practically none of them provide credible accounts of historical events, natural phenomena or scientific theory, based on valid methods of observation and experimentation. The Bible in particular abides by none of the rules of scientific thought, and is awfully unreliable as a source for absolutist claims.

You might as well cite Harry Potter as a good or acceptable reason for something.

Listen up, bub. I'm a Muslim, so I don't know the information that the Bible supplies. I respect all Christians, but when it comes to assholes like you, it's different.

[Mkuki]

It was a feeble reason.

It's still a reason. Mission to supply a logical comeback at Aquafireland: FAILED. Please, spare me for my theatrics.

The words "good", "logical" and "acceptable" were clearly the requirements for your answer. Not just any reason was to be accepted. It had to be both good and logical. As well as acceptable.

Adjectives are your friends.

[Furious Grandmothers]

It was a feeble reason.

It's still a reason. Mission to supply a logical comeback at Aquafireland: FAILED. Please, spare me for my theatrics.

Yeah, it is a reason, although clearly unjustified, and you don't seem to want to justify that upon why you think so irrationally about same-sex marriage. Is this the case?

[Helvereos]

There are hundreds of religious texts in this world, and practically none of them provide credible accounts of historical events, natural phenomena or scientific theory, based on valid methods of observation and experimentation. The Bible in particular abides by none of the rules of scientific thought, and is awfully unreliable as a source for absolutist claims.

You might as well cite Harry Potter as a good or acceptable reason for something.

Listen up, bub. I'm a Muslim, so I don't know the information that the Bible supplies. I respect all Christians, but when it comes to assholes like you, it's different.

Eh...Somehow, I don't think so.

[Ceannairceach]

There are hundreds of religious texts in this world, and practically none of them provide credible accounts of historical events, natural phenomena or scientific theory, based on valid methods of observation and experimentation. The Bible in particular abides by none of the rules of scientific thought, and is awfully unreliable as a source for absolutist claims.

You might as well cite Harry Potter as a good or acceptable reason for something.

Listen up, bub. I'm a Muslim, so I don't know the information that the Bible supplies. I respect all Christians, but when it comes to assholes like you, it's different.

A Muslim. Really.