Evolution is impossible

[Britcan]

http://i.imgur.com/4Wfio5X.png

In that one, you have "pornhub" in the search bar thing in the upper right corner. . .

Be mature. "He was searching for pornography while he made the diagram," is not a good argument.

It is, however, an amusing observation.

[Grand Britannia]

I use a modified version of that theory to prove the John F. Kennedy was stupid.

There are an infinite amount of numbers between 0 and 1. Therefore, for a second to pass, "Current Time" must pass through every number between 0 and 1, or else it is not 1. Well, if there are an infinite amount of numbers between 0 and 1, Ct cannot pass through every number, therefore time can never reach the next second (or whatever the smallest increment of time is at this moment), therefore time does not pass. JFK said, and I quote, "Time does not stand still". I have proved that it does, therefore JFK was stupid.

Yocto-second.

[Scorpions on the moon]

OP, you should be ashamed of yourself. I cannot fathom what sort of fallacious bullshit they must have taught you in this Liberty Bible Academy, but that is still no excuse for your perversion of good science. You have left a disgusting stain on biology and physics with your asinine attempt at disproving a thoroughly proven scientific theory.

You've wasted my time, and that of everybody else here, by using perfectly good science and the Forums of NS as the raw materials for a mindblowingly stupid line of thought.

I'd say "get a blog", but this doesn't even deserve a blog.

Shame on you.

And not a single argument was given that day.

[Farnhamia]

I use a modified version of that theory to prove the John F. Kennedy was stupid.

There are an infinite amount of numbers between 0 and 1. Therefore, for a second to pass, "Current Time" must pass through every number between 0 and 1, or else it is not 1. Well, if there are an infinite amount of numbers between 0 and 1, Ct cannot pass through every number, therefore time can never reach the next second (or whatever the smallest increment of time is at this moment), therefore time does not pass. JFK said, and I quote, "Time does not stand still". I have proved that it does, therefore JFK was stupid.

Yocto-second.

Clean up in Aisle 6, please!

[Uiiop]

OP, you should be ashamed of yourself. I cannot fathom what sort of fallacious bullshit they must have taught you in this Liberty Bible Academy, but that is still no excuse for your perversion of good science. You have left a disgusting stain on biology and physics with your asinine attempt at disproving a thoroughly proven scientific theory.

You've wasted my time, and that of everybody else here, by using perfectly good science and the Forums of NS as the raw materials for a mindblowingly stupid line of thought.

I'd say "get a blog", but this doesn't even deserve a blog.

Shame on you.

And not a single argument was given that day.

And not a single notice of how walking is impossible was given that day.
Or any looking at disproofs of the paradoxes for that matter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno's_par ... _solutions

[Democratic Koyro]

Clearly it isn't.

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

most retarded thing i have read... 10/10 for retardedness.

and seriously how does this disprove Evolution? and what alternative are you proposing in its stead?

[Farnhamia]

most retarded thing i have read... 10/10 for retardedness.

and seriously how does this disprove Evolution? and what alternative are you proposing in its stead?

And why are you taking it seriously?

[Arcturus IV]

-snip-
Instead of orbiting in a perfect ellipse like other plants, the orbit of Mercury precesses
-snip-

This just in: Mercury is actually a vegetable. More at eleven.

[Liriena]

OP, you should be ashamed of yourself. I cannot fathom what sort of fallacious bullshit they must have taught you in this Liberty Bible Academy, but that is still no excuse for your perversion of good science. You have left a disgusting stain on biology and physics with your asinine attempt at disproving a thoroughly proven scientific theory.

You've wasted my time, and that of everybody else here, by using perfectly good science and the Forums of NS as the raw materials for a mindblowingly stupid line of thought.

I'd say "get a blog", but this doesn't even deserve a blog.

Shame on you.

And not a single argument was given that day.

Why should I waste my breath retorting to your non-argument in the first place? There is no real argument in your line of thought, mere disconnected assertions that don't follow even the most simple logical structure. Nothing you've posted thus far has been relevant or coherent, and your conclussion is simply false.
Evolution has been well documented as a biological fact, and the theory of natural selection has long since been validated by the scientific community.
Your opening post, and all posts following it, are nothing but pedantery and hot air, a feeble attempt on your part to boast your (un)impressive knowledge of science in general and provide yourself a modicum of prestige amongst hundreds of users who have less fancy degrees from junk science institutes yet far more factually truthful beliefs and far more coherent arguments.

[Ifreann]

-snip-
Instead of orbiting in a perfect ellipse like other plants, the orbit of Mercury precesses
-snip-

This just in: Mercury is actually a vegetable. More at eleven.

Was this ever in doubt?

[Farnhamia]

This just in: Mercury is actually a vegetable. More at eleven.

Was this ever in doubt?

Not to me.

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

most retarded thing i have read... 10/10 for retardedness.

and seriously how does this disprove Evolution? and what alternative are you proposing in its stead?

And why are you taking it seriously?

i am not, i am questioning even further to prove his stupidity or fault in his education at this bible collage or whatever the crap it is.

[Arcturus IV]

This just in: Mercury is actually a vegetable. More at eleven.

Was this ever in doubt?

Well yeah, look at all those nutters who claimed it was a mineral. I bet they feel silly now.

[Scorpions on the moon]

And not a single argument was given that day.

Why should I waste my breath retorting to your non-argument in the first place? There is no real argument in your line of thought, mere disconnected assertions that don't follow even the most simple logical structure. Nothing you've posted thus far has been relevant or coherent, and your conclussion is simply false.
Evolution has been well documented as a biological fact, and the theory of natural selection has long since been validated by the scientific community.
Your opening post, and all posts following it, are nothing but pedantery and hot air, a feeble attempt on your part to boast your (un)impressive knowledge of science in general and provide yourself a modicum of prestige amongst hundreds of users who have less fancy degrees from junk science institutes yet far more factually truthful beliefs and far more coherent arguments.

The academy I went to is ranked number seventy among evangelical institutions in Cincinnati. Stop attacking my credentials.

[Keron]

My theory is this: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=241594

I also accept the Timegate ''conspiracy'' theory.

I still don't understand one thing about your OP. I know you're pretty much trolling us for shits and giggles based on how you've been acting, but you seem quite adamant to mindfuck as many people as possible, so here it is.

Again, like I said before, I'm no physics graduate.

As I understand it, time and space are not isolated systems, they exist as one continuum. As such, if time is infinite, then space is zero, correct? And to say that space is zero, would mean that gravitational force is infinite. And yet if gravitational force is infinite, then the theory of relativity breaks down.

So how do you fix that?

[Benomia]

Why should I waste my breath retorting to your non-argument in the first place? There is no real argument in your line of thought, mere disconnected assertions that don't follow even the most simple logical structure. Nothing you've posted thus far has been relevant or coherent, and your conclussion is simply false.
Evolution has been well documented as a biological fact, and the theory of natural selection has long since been validated by the scientific community.
Your opening post, and all posts following it, are nothing but pedantery and hot air, a feeble attempt on your part to boast your (un)impressive knowledge of science in general and provide yourself a modicum of prestige amongst hundreds of users who have less fancy degrees from junk science institutes yet far more factually truthful beliefs and far more coherent arguments.

The academy I went to is ranked number seventy among evangelical institutions in Cincinnati. Stop attacking my credentials.

If that's satire, it made me chuckle.

If it's not, it made me chuckle in pity of you.

[Liriena]

Why should I waste my breath retorting to your non-argument in the first place? There is no real argument in your line of thought, mere disconnected assertions that don't follow even the most simple logical structure. Nothing you've posted thus far has been relevant or coherent, and your conclussion is simply false.
Evolution has been well documented as a biological fact, and the theory of natural selection has long since been validated by the scientific community.
Your opening post, and all posts following it, are nothing but pedantery and hot air, a feeble attempt on your part to boast your (un)impressive knowledge of science in general and provide yourself a modicum of prestige amongst hundreds of users who have less fancy degrees from junk science institutes yet far more factually truthful beliefs and far more coherent arguments.

The academy I went to is ranked number seventy among evangelical institutions in Cincinnati. Stop attacking my credentials.

What credentials?

[Rumostan]

Why should I waste my breath retorting to your non-argument in the first place? There is no real argument in your line of thought, mere disconnected assertions that don't follow even the most simple logical structure. Nothing you've posted thus far has been relevant or coherent, and your conclussion is simply false.
Evolution has been well documented as a biological fact, and the theory of natural selection has long since been validated by the scientific community.
Your opening post, and all posts following it, are nothing but pedantery and hot air, a feeble attempt on your part to boast your (un)impressive knowledge of science in general and provide yourself a modicum of prestige amongst hundreds of users who have less fancy degrees from junk science institutes yet far more factually truthful beliefs and far more coherent arguments.

The academy I went to is ranked number seventy among evangelical institutions in Cincinnati. Stop attacking my credentials.

WOW!!!! You must be SOOO proud of yourself. You realise that saying that you went to an evangelical institution does not rank highly in most people who go on this websites mind. Once again, what is your alternate theory?

[Scorpions on the moon]

My theory is this: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=241594

I also accept the Timegate ''conspiracy'' theory.

I still don't understand one thing about your OP. I know you're pretty much trolling us for shits and giggles based on how you've been acting, but you seem quite adamant to mindfuck as many people as possible, so here it is.

Again, like I said before, I'm no physics graduate.

As I understand it, time and space are not isolated systems, they exist as one continuum. As such, if time is infinite, then space is zero, correct? And to say that space is zero, would mean that gravitational force is infinite. And yet if gravitational force is infinite, then the theory of relativity breaks down.

So how do you fix that?

I didn't say time was infinite. I said the states of time are. No state of time is greater than or equal to 13.9 billion years ago.

[The Silence of Night]

The academy I went to is ranked number seventy among evangelical institutions in Cincinnati. Stop attacking my credentials.

Number seventy, of Evangelical institutions, in a single city. I think you may have just attacked your own credentials.

[Scorpions on the moon]

The academy I went to is ranked number seventy among evangelical institutions in Cincinnati. Stop attacking my credentials.

What credentials?

The ones that irrational people won't acknowledge.

[Uiiop]

The academy I went to is ranked number seventy among evangelical institutions in Cincinnati. Stop attacking my credentials.

What credentials?

Him knowing that Fast people can't outrun turtles with head starts. Duh.

[Fulflood]

The academy I went to is ranked number seventy among evangelical institutions in Cincinnati. Stop attacking my credentials.

If that's satire, it made me chuckle.

If it's not, it made me chuckle in pity of you.

Exactly.

[Keron]

I still don't understand one thing about your OP. I know you're pretty much trolling us for shits and giggles based on how you've been acting, but you seem quite adamant to mindfuck as many people as possible, so here it is.

Again, like I said before, I'm no physics graduate.

As I understand it, time and space are not isolated systems, they exist as one continuum. As such, if time is infinite, then space is zero, correct? And to say that space is zero, would mean that gravitational force is infinite. And yet if gravitational force is infinite, then the theory of relativity breaks down.

So how do you fix that?

I didn't say time was infinite. I said the states of time are. No state of time is greater than or equal to 13.9 billion years ago.

In which case the states of space during those intervals are infinite.

The end result is the same.