Creationism vs. Evolution

[Confederation of Socialist States]

I believe he believes is nothing.
If nothing exists, and I can't prove I exist, I don't exist?
*fades into nothingness*

Since life needs to exist to make observations, and since we can make observations, no matter what we observe, whether right or wrong, leads us to the conclusion that life exists. Since the only observations I can prove have been made are my observations, all I can prove is that I exist. You guys might be hallucinations or a glitch in the matrix or evil penguins or whatever, but I know that I exist. In short, I think therefore I am.

I guess there is one thing you can prove...

[Utceforp]

Fine, I'll add them in the correct places.
No matter how awesome they are, they don't beat Odin. And neither one of them beats a dragon.

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Liam Neeson, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White.

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Ungoliant, Morgoth, Manwe, Liam Neeson, Eru Iluvatar.

[Hyperion]

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Liam Neeson, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White.

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Ungoliant, Morgoth, Manwe, Liam Neeson, Eru Iluvatar, Bruce Lee.

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!

[Hyperion]

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Liam Neeson, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White.

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Bruce Lee

[Conscentia]

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Liam Neeson, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White.

DELETE YOURSELF FOUL LORD OF THE RINGS IDIOT

Gandalf For President!

[Utceforp]

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Bruce Lee

Go back to the shadow!

People who don't like Tolkien, Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Ungoliant, Morgoth, Manwe, Liam Neeson, Eru Iluvatar.

[Shaggai]

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Liam Neeson, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White.

DELETE YOURSELF FOUL LORD OF THE RINGS IDIOT

SHUT UP THE LORD OF THE RINGS IS AWESOME!

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Liam Neeson, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White.

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Ungoliant, Morgoth, Manwe, Liam Neeson, Eru Iluvatar.

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jormungandr, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Ungoliant, Morgoth, Manwe, Liam Neeson, Eru Iluvatar, Odin, Dragon
There.

[Utceforp]

DELETE YOURSELF FOUL LORD OF THE RINGS IDIOT

SHUT UP THE LORD OF THE RINGS IS AWESOME!

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Ungoliant, Morgoth, Manwe, Liam Neeson, Eru Iluvatar.

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jormungandr, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Ungoliant, Morgoth, Manwe, Liam Neeson, Eru Iluvatar, Odin, Dragon
There.

Liam Neeson is a god in two religions, and Eru Iluvatar is a god worshipped by other gods. I think they beat Odin.

[Shaggai]

SHUT UP THE LORD OF THE RINGS IS AWESOME!

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jormungandr, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Ungoliant, Morgoth, Manwe, Liam Neeson, Eru Iluvatar, Odin, Dragon
There.

Liam Neeson is a god in two religions, and Eru Iluvatar is a god worshipped by other gods. I think they beat Odin.

NO. NOTHING BEATS ODIN EXCEPT DRAGON. AND MAYBE JORMUNGANDR. BUT NOT REALLY. JUST DRAGON.

Eru Illuvatar is God, anyway, so that's just below Chuck Norris. And Aslan is Jesus, who is God.

[Conscentia]

Liam Neeson is a god in two religions, and Eru Iluvatar is a god worshipped by other gods. I think they beat Odin.

NO. NOTHING BEATS ODIN EXCEPT DRAGON. AND MAYBE JORMUNGANDR. BUT NOT REALLY. JUST DRAGON.

Eru Illuvatar is God, anyway, so that's just below Chuck Norris. And Aslan is Jesus, who is God.

A bunch of dwarves could beat a dragon.
Sauron's Winged Nazgûl ride them as if tame.

[Shaggai]

NO. NOTHING BEATS ODIN EXCEPT DRAGON. AND MAYBE JORMUNGANDR. BUT NOT REALLY. JUST DRAGON.

Eru Illuvatar is God, anyway, so that's just below Chuck Norris. And Aslan is Jesus, who is God.

A bunch of dwarves could beat a dragon.
Sauron's Winged Nazgûl ride them as if tame.

Those are fire-drakes. They diverge at the same time as wyverns. They don't count as dragons.

yes, I know, No True Dragon. I don't care. I'm talking about the cool type of dragon.

[Conscentia]

A bunch of dwarves could beat a dragon.
Sauron's Winged Nazgûl ride them as if tame.

Those are fire-drakes. They diverge at the same time as wyverns. They don't count as dragons.

yes, I know, No True Dragon. I don't care. I'm talking about the cool type of dragon.

We should return to the topic.

What, like Smaug the Magnificent? - killed by an arrow. Gandalf > Dragon

[Utceforp]

Those are fire-drakes. They diverge at the same time as wyverns. They don't count as dragons.

yes, I know, No True Dragon. I don't care. I'm talking about the cool type of dragon.

We should return to the topic.

What, like Smaug the Magnificent? - killed by an arrow. Gandalf > Dragon

Also, Morgoth created dragons. Morgoth<dragon.

I think all the creationists quit to shove corks in their ears and shout "la-la-la I can't hear you!", so there's not much left to argue about besides which Tolkien/Norse Mythology characters and actors are the best.

[Anachronous Rex]

We should return to the topic.

What, like Smaug the Magnificent? - killed by an arrow. Gandalf > Dragon

Also, Morgoth created dragons. Morgoth<dragon.

I think all the creationists quit to shove corks in their ears and shout "la-la-la I can't hear you!", so there's not much left to argue about besides which Tolkien/Norse Mythology characters and actors are the best.

You've all got it all wrong.

It's more of a rock, paper, scissors type thing.

And Hobbits, apparently, are the paper to all of the really big rocks out there.

[Conscentia]

Also, Morgoth created dragons. Morgoth<dragon.
I think all the creationists quit to shove corks in their ears and shout "la-la-la I can't hear you!", so there's not much left to argue about besides which Tolkien/Norse Mythology characters and actors are the best.

You've all got it all wrong.
It's more of a rock, paper, scissors type thing.
And Hobbits, apparently, are the paper to all of the really big rocks out there.

In case of emergency, Break Glass: [glass] Hobbits [/glass]
Gandalf has the hammer.

[Hyperion]

At this point we wonder why Creationist don't take us seriously...

[Anachronous Rex]

You've all got it all wrong.
It's more of a rock, paper, scissors type thing.
And Hobbits, apparently, are the paper to all of the really big rocks out there.

In case of emergency, Break Glass: [glass] Hobbits [/glass]
Gandalf has the hammer.

Unfortunately he dropped it somewhere under Moria.

[Rand al Thor]

Evolution, everything else is just myth and/or a mental disorder

[Breadknife]

Fine, I'll add them in the correct places.
No matter how awesome they are, they don't beat Odin. And neither one of them beats a dragon.

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Liam Neeson, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White.

Something tells me that at the ultimate end of that ultimate list it should feature Mr. Rogers.

(At some point way beyond Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White and then Monty Python's Holy Grail's Black Knight...)

[Furious Grandmothers]

Hobbit, Human, Obama, Nord, Dwarf, Elf, Dark Elf, Lizard man, Batman, Spiderman, Wizard, Unicorn (Pegasus diverges at this point), Alicorn, Basilisk, Wyvern, Alduin, Dovahkiin, god, Thor, God, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Liam Neeson, Odin, Jormungandr, Dragon, Lord Sauron, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White.

Something tells me that at the ultimate end of that ultimate list it should feature Mr. Rogers.

(At some point way beyond Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White and then Monty Python's Holy Grail's Black Knight...)

Damn, children, what's with the threadjack?

[Conscentia]

I'd be interested in knowing if there are any non-Jewish/non-Christian/non-Muslim creationists on NSG.

[Hyperion]

It began with me saying Dwarvenism instead of Dwarvinism.

[Anachronous Rex]

Evolution, everything else is just myth and/or a mental disorder

Oh get off it with the "mental disorder" bit.

Lamarkianism is not a mental disorder, it's just wrong.

[The Holy Michigan Empire]

At this point we wonder why Creationist don't take us seriously...

I take you seriously.

:C

[The Holy Michigan Empire]

I'd be interested in knowing if there are any non-Jewish/non-Christian/non-Muslim creationists on NSG.

I think it is possible.

Probably deists though who voted on god driven evolution.

Or hindus. . . .but I never checked up on their creation myths.