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Maklohi Vai
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Founded: Jan 07, 2012
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Postby Maklohi Vai » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:42 pm

Well I was walking in downtown Los Angeles with my grandmother at about 10 at night. It was raining pretty hard, but we had to walk the four blocks from the restaurant to the car. So I have my arm around her, sort of making sure she doesn't slip or anything, and in my other hand I'm holding an umbrella. I'm kind of hunched down, so I can't see what's coming really. That's where the fun comes in. I hear footsteps in fron of us, so I look in front and there's this really tall man there, like at least 6'5", who's walking in the opposite direction very quickly. I sort of just glance at him at first, but he catches my glance and stares me in the face for a good 4 seconds while he's walking past. And then, right as we pass each other, he spits right behind me and mutters something under his breath which I didn't catch and am probably glad I didn't. In hindsight, it wasn't really anything, but at the moment it was like I ALMOST JUST GOT MUGGED. So yeah.

Here's another one: I was in Prague during the 2010 World Cup, and I went to that super touristy square that's in the old town (forget what it's called). Specifically, I was there for the game where Switzerland beat Spain. And, it being an international gathering of people, there were both Swiss and Spanish people there. I was standing approximately in between the two, slightly closer to the Swiss. I also had a red sweatshirt on. So anyways, after the match the Spaniards are all pissed because of the loss and some perceived bad refereeing, while the 8 Swiss people there, all young men in their 20s who have had multiple beers each, are just going crazy, dancing around and singing, etc. Now, I don't know who started it, but people started throwing drinks. Very early in the battle, a Swiss guy threw a half-drunk beer over at the Spanish crowd, where people dispersed fairly quickly, except for a shorter woman, who I guess couldn't see it coming, and who got hit right on her knee, splashing everywhere. In retaliation, one of her friends threw a Coke bottle, mostly empty, over at the Swiss. Problem was, her power wasn't great. So the bottle's trajectory was basically going to intersect with my neck unless I moved, which obviously I did. I looked back over at the general area of the thrower, who was staring right back at me, obviously livid that she had missed. I knew then that it was time to hightail it out of there, so I did. Luckily the hotel was only 3 blocks away.

There's also shorter things, like: I almost got hit by a car in Rome. Or, I sprinted 15 minutes to try and catch a trolley in Berlin that turned out to be leaving 10 minutes later than I thought. Or, my mom going to the ER on that same Rome trip, and me in the waiting room for 5 hours eating olive crackers, then having to deal with a sodium problem from eating all those crackers.
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Risottia
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Postby Risottia » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:18 am

Thafoo wrote:
Olthar wrote:The first time I tried masturbating, I accidentally peed on myself.

Woah now. That is... unique. :S

Not so much as you seem to think. :lol:
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Postby Hathradic States » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:21 am

I got a book published. 8)

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De La Fleur
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Postby De La Fleur » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:32 am

i was assaulted while going to a gay community center (i'm still not gay, i am actually pansexual~)
I nearly got hit by a tree (my dad was chopping a tree in the garden and i was outside and then all of the sudden the tree was coming and ye)
I chocked on a snowball (i was 3 :c)
When i took my laptop to school i forgot to close my Yaoi collection on Tumblr ;~; (not so exciting)
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Grenartia
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Postby Grenartia » Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:37 am

De La Fleur wrote:i was assaulted while going to a gay community center (i'm still not gay, i am actually pansexual~)
I nearly got hit by a tree (my dad was chopping a tree in the garden and i was outside and then all of the sudden the tree was coming and ye)
I chocked on a snowball (i was 3 :c)
When i took my laptop to school i forgot to close my Yaoi collection on Tumblr ;~; (not so exciting)


That last one sounds like something some of my friends would do. On purpose. Then again, they are yaoi fangirls...
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The Realm of God
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Postby The Realm of God » Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:56 am

Been to ten (Born in the UK, been to Spain, France, Italy, Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Turkey, Canada and now live in the US) countries and have seen a lot of things. I can't say what was exciting, everyone has their own definition of exciting.

I'll give you a few things though, I guess the time I decided it would be a bright idea to jump off the top deck of a four deck boat and landed on a sea anemone was probably the funniest to observers. I guess swimming with baracuda in the Florida Keys was pretty exciting and the first ride in a Turkish Dolmus a shared taxi(which means apparently stuffed) and is so named because the driver will only leave the terminal when he decides that he has accumulated a sufficient number of passengers. The driver than procedes to drive like Mad Max behind the wheel of Harry Potter's Night Bus, I would describe it as a terrifying combination of mini cram and drag racing.

I guess I have some interesting tidbits.
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Living Freedom Land
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Postby Living Freedom Land » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:05 am

When I was in second grade I was sitting in our swing set and my brother was up on the raised platform on the swing set.

He loudly proclaimed, "Bet you can't pee on me from there!"

Needless to say, I proved him wrong.

My life isn't very exciting.
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L Ron Cupboard
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Postby L Ron Cupboard » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:07 am

Normal quiet middle class upbringing, then I ran away to join the libraries.
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Blekksprutia
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Postby Blekksprutia » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:07 am

Stayed up all night at a leek farm in the Norwegian Opplands at age six to see the midnight sun. Ate a donut with bacon on top this morning. It's been a good life.
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Arkinesia
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Postby Arkinesia » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:04 am

My great-uncle, mother's side, invented the electronic keyboard while working for Würlitzer.

My grandfather on my father's side earned airman's pay while in the US Navy during WWII because he had over 200 hours flying the Catalina.

That's pretty much it, as far as I know, anyway.

Oh, my uncle, mother's side, was a major player in one of the biggest cocaine rings in Atlanta's history and avoided jail time by ratting out the rest of the ring.
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