He's actually pretty normal. He's just had a certifiably bizarre life thus far.
It's not a competition, dude. And while my example included a couple of his more "whoa, that's kinda awesome" stories, he's also told me some that aren't things most people would envy. There are times when I'm jealous of the experiences he's had, but then I remember, say, why he never wants to go to China again and think, "...okay, growing up in the Midwest and mostly having stories about funny goats and such isn't so bad."