What Is The Republican Path To Victory?

[Wikkiwallana]

its a service that everyone uses all the time.

Seriously, read the actual article. They were there, they had the resources to stop it, they literally would have barely spent any extra money or time by actually doing something, but someone assumed like you that people never have financial problems and are fully capable of paying for any service they need immediately and so a family watched the fire department do nothing and their house burn down.

That is the consequence of your position.

Actually, the family offed to pay the $75 on the spot, but the dispatcher said no, they were screwed for not having paid in advance.

I happen to remember when this made the news a while back…

[Malfyria]

Use the military to oust the democratic president on charges of voter fraud and being a godless communist. Establish martial law, deal with dangerous elements in society, then put a sympathetic general in the white house.

You forgot the part about bombing China.

[European Socialist Republic]

Declare every day to be "Opposite Day" and do the opposite of what they've done until now.

[Julii-Nall]

Every single proposal here is literally "turn Republicans into Democrats." Seriously, if these proposals would be accepted, what would be the difference between Democrats and Republicans?

When you look at these parties economic and foreign policies many times they are the same....I am not saying the two parties share views on many things but both parties are responsible for spying on Americans,taking away our freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution and signing that damn Patriot Act!

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

Stop wanting to trample over LGBT rights.

[Divair]

Stop wanting to trample over LGBT rights.

And women. And minorities. And the poor.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

Stop wanting to trample over LGBT rights.

And women. And minorities. And the poor.

And Communists.

[Divair]

And women. And minorities. And the poor.

And Communists.

Well, leftists in general. They're all communists to the GOP.

[Duvniask]

Stop wanting to trample over LGBT rights.

And women. And minorities. And the poor.

Actually, they should stop trampling on pretty much everyone.

Maybe that'd work out for them.

[Wikkiwallana]

Stop wanting to trample over LGBT rights.

And women. And minorities. And the poor.

And the middle class. And non-Christians. And the educated. Maybe just stop trampling in general.

[Hurdegaryp]

And women. And minorities. And the poor.

Actually, they should stop trampling on most everyone.

Maybe that'd work out for them.

But think of the poor religious right wing extremists! Where shall they go to when the Republicans start purging their ranks from the batshit insane?

[Duvniask]

And women. And minorities. And the poor.

And the middle class. And non-Christians. And the educated. Maybe just stop trampling in general.

Gotta keep the peasants in line.

[Divair]

Actually, they should stop trampling on most everyone.

Maybe that'd work out for them.

But think of the poor religious right wing extremists! Where shall they go to when the Republicans start purging their ranks from the batshit insane?

Saudi Arabia.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

And the middle class. And non-Christians. And the educated. Maybe just stop trampling in general.

Gotta keep the peasants in line.

Damn serfs. They gotta start getting more extreme:Regressive taxation, where the poorer you are the more taxes you pay.

[European Socialist Republic]

Gotta keep the peasants in line.

Damn serfs. They gotta start getting more extreme:Regressive taxation, where the poorer you are the more taxes you pay.

Makes sense. The lazy welfare recipients are swimming in their money while the poor rich-uh, I mean JOB CREATORS can't even afford a 3rd yacht! I mean, the poor aren't even starving on the streets anymore! Where's this world going?

[Uieurnthlaal]

I have some advice for the Republican Party: disband. They are locked in a spiral in which any moderate candidate would be automatically voted out in the primaries, a pattern which shows no sign of stopping any time soon.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

Damn serfs. They gotta start getting more extreme:Regressive taxation, where the poorer you are the more taxes you pay.

Makes sense. The lazy welfare recipients are swimming in their money while the poor rich-uh, I mean JOB CREATORS can't even afford a 3rd yacht! I mean, the poor aren't even starving on the streets anymore! Where's this world going?

Tyranny dammit! A world of semi luxury is a world of Hell!

Sarah Palin 2016!

[Horizont]

Stop hating on those who aren't heterosexual, accept evolution and science, and stop being stuck in the 18th century.

[Edlichbury]

Seriously, read the actual article. They were there, they had the resources to stop it, they literally would have barely spent any extra money or time by actually doing something, but someone assumed like you that people never have financial problems and are fully capable of paying for any service they need immediately and so a family watched the fire department do nothing and their house burn down.

That is the consequence of your position.

Actually, the family offed to pay the $75 on the spot, but the dispatcher said no, they were screwed for not having paid in advance.

I happen to remember when this made the news a while back…

That's even worse. Dear god, people still support that policy?

[Colbert Super PAC]

They should move further to the right.
The reason they lost the last election was because they weren't conservative enough.

[Edlichbury]

They should move further to the right.
The reason they lost the last election was because they weren't conservative enough.

Did you pay attention to a single shred of the election? They lost because they were content to morph into conservative extremists, bordering on reactionaries.

[Hurdegaryp]

They should move further to the right.
The reason they lost the last election was because they weren't conservative enough.

Our current level of technology is not capable of making that a reality yet.

[Colbert Super PAC]

They should move further to the right.
The reason they lost the last election was because they weren't conservative enough.

Did you pay attention to a single shred of the election? They lost because they were content to morph into conservative extremists, bordering on reactionaries.

No, it was because Barack Hussein Obama, the New Black Panthers and the Communists rigged the election!

[Hurdegaryp]

Did you pay attention to a single shred of the election? They lost because they were content to morph into conservative extremists, bordering on reactionaries.

No, it was because Barack Hussein Obama, the New Black Panthers and the Communists rigged the election!

Believable, yet untrue. Those truly initiated know that it was the fault of the hidden messages in every single episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Quite a few people watching that cartoon are of voting age, after all. The increasing popularity of Doctor Who in the United States in recent years is another factor.

[Diopolis]

No, it was because Barack Hussein Obama, the New Black Panthers and the Communists rigged the election!

Believable, yet untrue. Those truly initiated know that it was the fault of the hidden messages in every single episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Quite a few people watching that cartoon are of voting age, after all. The increasing popularity of Doctor Who in the United States in recent years is another factor.

Quickly, ban non-american media.