Atheists to start 1-800 hotline for doubters

[Communist republic of altorus]

good, this should have happened sooner.

[Anachronous Rex]

Yes, all part of our master plan to take over the US.

Can I join up? I mean, I'm a devout Christian, but secular Government seems like a peach to me.

Welcome.

Here is your complementary mug, and Lovecraftian, non-euclidean, tetrahedral stress ball of madness.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Are you seriously that threatened by another group offering their opinion - which is their right in this nation at least - that you feel the deep-seated need to deny them that right so that you'll sleep easier at night, feel more secure in your self-imposed blindness, and not have to think about the fact that perhaps, just perhaps, people don't all think like you do?

Seriously?

You should go look at all his other threads.

Oh, I have ... I have. I got screamed at for having dared lock one of the more useless ones. I'm just bemused that he's this out of touch with things, I suppose. Well, bemused and mildly concerned for his well-being, I suppose. Because damn. That's a lotta delusionment goin' on right thar.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

According to that 'logic', comic book and gaming conventions are religious gatherings too.

E3, the holiest three days of the year for Gamerists.

I did observe the sacred diet of Doritos, and drank the sacremental beverage of Mountain Dew.

[The Orson Empire]

My thoughts... my thoughts are that you are obviously an overly religious and you think that it is easy to give up a belief your parents told you you would burn in hell for doing so. Atheism is not a cult it is the lack of one, it is the lack of religion, it is the lack of blind faith, and it is a label given to skeptics like myself that don't want to put everything they believe in on some guy from a book written by some goat herder hundreds of years ago. We are not converting people, we are helping people live happily without god. Atheism can be a hard thing to switch to if depending on your family life and where you live.

Overly religious? I don't support organized religion at all. Atheism is in the same boat.

No, your twisted up version of atheism where it is a cult does not count as true atheism.

[Wikkiwallana]

Only if this is the ring tone...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

This seems better, if you want to troll the fundies without causing everyone else to hang up.

[The Orson Empire]

You should go look at all his other threads.

Oh, I have ... I have. I got screamed at for having dared lock one of the more useless ones. I'm just bemused that he's this out of touch with things, I suppose. Well, bemused and mildly concerned for his well-being, I suppose. Because damn. That's a lotta delusionment goin' on right thar.

Just wait, he'll get tired of NSG...eventually.....

[The Sector Union]

Oh, I have ... I have. I got screamed at for having dared lock one of the more useless ones. I'm just bemused that he's this out of touch with things, I suppose. Well, bemused and mildly concerned for his well-being, I suppose. Because damn. That's a lotta delusionment goin' on right thar.

Just wait, he'll get tired of NSG...eventually.....

Why would I get tired of NSG? I've been looking for a site like this for ages.

[Divair]

Just wait, he'll get tired of NSG...eventually.....

Hopefully.

[Aequalitia]

Serious, I begin to see more and more that atheism today is more a religion then the pure, non-religious believing.

Hotlines, blaming all bad things to religion, saying that the world is better if there was only atheism on it...

Yep, atheism today is more like any other religion today.

Whats next, a hotline for people who are left-handed?

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

E3, the holiest three days of the year for Gamerists.

I did observe the sacred diet of Doritos, and drank the sacremental beverage of Mountain Dew.

Thank $deity for DVR, my friends. Or I'd never get to see it all. Don't forget the Cheetos. And in son's case, the Hershey's.

Anyways. Still not seeing a problem with a 'help line for those with questions who are leaning towards non-belief'. Still doesn't hurt me in the least. Nor does it have any affect on what I'm free to believe. Gracious. It's almost like that whole gay marriage thing, if you stop and think about it ...

Yes. Yes, I went there.

[The Ferret Revolution]

My thoughts... my thoughts are that you are obviously delusional and you think that it is easy to give up a belief your parents told you you would burn in hell for doing so. Atheism is not a cult it is the lack of one, it is the lack of religion, it is the lack of blind faith, and it is a label given to skeptics like myself that don't want to put everything they believe in on some guy from a book written by some goat herder hundreds of years ago. We are not converting people, we are helping people live happily without god. Atheism can be a hard thing to switch to if depending on your family life and where you live.

Overly religious? I don't support organized religion at all. Atheism is in the same boat.

Fixed

[The Rich Port]

... Please tell me you're joking.

Actually no this would be cool, they should have a radio station too. I'd love to talk to DJ Bundy.

"And now, a classic for everyone to enjoy, 'Band on the Run' by Paul McCartney and the Wings. Up next, Judas Priest, 'Breaking the Law', and later, 'Painting with Charles Manson'"

[Wind in the Willows]

Good.

[Benuty]

More importantly why can't criminals have hotlines.

... Please tell me you're joking.

Im quite serious, I would like to know how to properly enact a ritual to summon Cthulhu.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

Actually no this would be cool, they should have a radio station too. I'd love to talk to DJ Bundy.

"And now, a classic for everyone to enjoy, 'Band on the Run' by Paul McCartney and the Wings. Up next, Judas Priest, 'Breaking the Law', and later, 'Painting with Charles Manson'"

I just spewed Diet Dr. Pepper on my work computer. Sigging this.

[The Orson Empire]

Just wait, he'll get tired of NSG...eventually.....

Why would I get tired of NSG? I've been looking for a site like this for ages.

Ohhh, I think I made it worse.

Anyway, NSG is not a blog site.

[The Sector Union]

Why would I get tired of NSG? I've been looking for a site like this for ages.

Ohhh, I think I made it worse.

Anyway, NSG is not a blog site.

It's not. Correct.

It's a discussion board and I am here to discuss....the atheist hotline.

[Benuty]

Ohhh, I think I made it worse.

Anyway, NSG is not a blog site.

It's not. Correct.

It's a discussion board and I am here to discuss....the atheist hotline.

In a manner not bequeathing to an actual discussion.

[Keritzka]

My thoughts are as follows.You are being rather bigoted and obviously haven't had to deal with disbelief.Atheism a cult?Please do tell,what rituals do atheists engage in and what do they worship?Oh that's right,nothing.I cannot recall the last time somebody was killed in the name of atheism but there has been countless atrocities sanctioned by fine,civilized,and religious gentlemen in the name of god.The goal is not to convert people to atheism.Don't believe me?Then ask your self what benefits more atheists would have for other atheists.The answer is none;in a church more members means more donations,add that to the lack of taxes found in variegated countries and you'll find that churches are a very lucrative business.

[The Sector Union]

It's not. Correct.

It's a discussion board and I am here to discuss....the atheist hotline.

In a manner not bequeathing to an actual discussion.

This is a discussion. Whether you're biased or not, it's a discussion.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

In a manner not bequeathing to an actual discussion.

This is a discussion. Whether you're biased or not, it's a discussion.

It stops being a discussion when discussion ceases in favor of parroted replies. Kindly bear that in mind.

[Hurdegaryp]

Just wait, he'll get tired of NSG...eventually.....

Why would I get tired of NSG? I've been looking for a site like this for ages.

Oh, crap! People like you are actively looking for sites like this one? I'm afraid it's going to be an interesting summer...

[Benuty]

In a manner not bequeathing to an actual discussion.

This is a discussion. Whether you're biased or not, it's a discussion.

Says the "Hitler BDSM alien" fetish guy.

[The Rich Port]

... Please tell me you're joking.

Im quite serious, I would like to know how to properly enact a ritual to summon Cthulhu.

Yeah, you're joking. Stop fucking around.