Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam................

[Gumby (Ancient)]

This is for the appreciation of all things Monty python!

Now I like absolutely everything the Monty python crew have done from Terry Gilliam's cartoon abstract craziness to the stupidly silly Upper class twit of the year and serene surrealness. They had a brilliant way of on the one hand having a completely silly sketch and that was both satirical and had a real life truth in it. Such as in the meaning of life when the french water is calling you to follow him as if he really possessed the meaning of life. Almost every sketch was unique with very few running jokes as most comics seem to have these days, i believe showed their creativity.


In my opinion they are one of a kind never to be seen again. But what do you think?

Of course this is an all time classic and responsible for an entire genre of internet offences!!

Mr. Bun:
Morning.
Waitress:
Morning.
Mr. Bun:
What have you got, then?
Waitress:
Well there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Mrs. Bun:
Have you got anything without spam in it?
Waitress:
Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got MUCH spam in it.
Mrs. Bun:
I don't want ANY spam.
Mr. Bun:
Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs. Bun:
That's got spam in it!
Mr. Bun:
Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam.
Mrs. Bun:
Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage, without the spam.
Waitress:
Uuuuuuggggh!
Mrs Bun:
What d'you mean, uugggh! I don't like spam.
Vikings:
(singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ... spam, spam, spam, spam ... lovely spam, wonderful spam ...
(Brief shot of a Viking ship)

Waitress:
Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Mrs. Bun:
Why not?
Waitress:
No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, spam and sausage, would it?
Mrs. Bun:
I don't like spam!
Mr. Bun:
Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ...
Vikings:
(singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam ...
Mr. Bun:
... baked beans, spam, spam and spam.
Waitress:
Baked beans are off.
Mr. Bun:
Well can I have spam instead?
Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam?
Vikings:
(still singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam ... (etc.)
Mr. Bun:
Yes.
Waitress:
Arrggh!
Vikings:
... lovely spam, wonderful spam.
Waitress:
Shut up! Shut up!
(The Vikings shut up momentarily. Enter the Hungarian.)

Hungarian:
Great boobies honeybun, my lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...
Vikings:
(Singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam ...
(A policeman rushes in and bundles the Hungarian out.)

Hungarian:
(As he leaves) My nipples explode ...
(Cut to an historian) Caption, super. "A HISTORIAN"

Historian:
Another great Viking victory was at the Green Midget café at Bromley. Once again the Viking strategy was the same. They sailed from these fiords here, (indicating map with arrows on it) assembled at Trondheim and waited for the strong north-easterly winds to blow their oaken galleys to England whence they sailed on May 23rd. Once in Bromley they assembled at the Green Midget café and spam selecting a spam particular spam item from the spam menu would spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ...
Vikings:
(singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam. Lovely spam, wonderful spam ...

[Densaner]

This thread is dead, this is an ex thread.

[Vageo]

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[Khadgar]

I really didn't care for The Meaning of Life.

[Heavenly Peace]

Inb4 the Spanish Inquisition.


Edit:

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Damn it.

[Vageo]

Inb4 the Spanish Inquisition.

Edit:

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Damn it.

I am Tofu, hear me rawr.

[Nationalist State of Knox]

He's not the OP he's a very naughty boy.

[Nailed to the Perch]

I think we can kind of take it as a given that I'm a fan.

[Gumby (Ancient)]

He's not the OP he's a very naughty boy.

Just when you thought you were saved...

[Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f]

Countdown to thread move...

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Give me a dollar or I'll interrupt this thread.

[Soviet Post Punk]

the life of brian is good.
the meaning of life is okay.
the holy grail is okay.

the TV show is bad.

people who like it are bad and spouting lines from a TV show isnt clever or funny.

[Euroslavia]

the life of brian is good.
the meaning of life is okay.
the holy grail is okay.

the TV show is bad.

people who like it are bad and spouting lines from a TV show isnt clever or funny.

Considering this: viewtopic.php?p=14829552#p14829552

Edit:*** Ban retracted ***, due to an oversight on my perception of the post.

[Of the Free Socialist Territories]

He's not the OP he's a very naughty boy.

This is an anarcho-syndicalist thread. The posters take it in turns to act as OP for a week. But all changes to the OP have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting. By a simple majority in the case of affairs purely pertaining to the poll, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more external matters.

the life of brian is good.
the meaning of life is okay.
the holy grail is okay.

the TV show is bad.

people who like it are bad and spouting lines from a TV show isnt clever or funny.

Considering this: viewtopic.php?p=14829552#p14829552

*** 7-day ban *** for completely ignoring Reppy's warning to not post if you don't like the topic. The fact that you would come back after that just to insult anyone who likes Monty Python shows that you don't care about the rules. This ban counts for all of your nations. Any posts with another nation will result in your current nation and the puppet nation being deleted.

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! Soviet Post Punk is being repressed!

Redtext is no basis for good government!

[Zocra]

This thread is dead, this is an ex thread.

agreed.

[Gomontia]

You didn't make "Every Sperm is Sacred" as a poll option!!!!

[SaintB]

You didn't make "Every Sperm is Sacred" as a poll option!!!!

Every poll is sacred
Every poll is great
If you do not vote in one
Mod gets quite irate

[Frisbeeteria]

im gonna spam on this spam thread...

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamspam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamspam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

[Meryuma]

http://xkcd.com/16/

Anyways, I like what I've seen of them but I'm not an excerpt or anything.

[Frisbeeteria]

im gonna spam on this spam thread...

And I'm gonna give you a *** Warning for spamming *** for not reading the OP.