Sexiest NS'er Contest

[Sarkhaan]

I have my car, but only a permit, so driving there can't be done quite yet, unfortunately. Though I could always hijack a plane...

...And I wasn't talking about you, ass bandit. Good LAWD.

Well, it can be...just not legally. But don't worry. CT state troopers rarely pull people over unless you're going over 80.

And what else is there in the Northeast? NYC is kinda lame, you haven't been around long enough to feel compelled to drive for hours to pick apples and get apple cider doughnuts, town fairs suck unless you can see which of your old friends are pregnant, skiing is way too far away from Philly, and that about covers the region.

[Potarius]

(Mind you, all cities still do pale in comparison to New York. Although London may come close. I haven't spent enough time there yet.)

And Philadelphia is about 65 miles from New York, thus Philly > San Francisco. This is an Official Pot Ruling --- and let's face it, you can never go wrong with Pot.

[Ryadn]

A fairly recent photo of me at breakfast.

This is from about 6 months ago, back when I still shaved.

Were you eating a country-fried baby for breakfast?

[Potarius]

I have my car, but only a permit, so driving there can't be done quite yet, unfortunately. Though I could always hijack a plane...

...And I wasn't talking about you, ass bandit. Good LAWD.

Well, it can be...just not legally. But don't worry. CT state troopers rarely pull people over unless you're going over 80.

And what else is there in the Northeast? NYC is kinda lame, you haven't been around long enough to feel compelled to drive for hours to pick apples and get apple cider doughnuts, town fairs suck unless you can see which of your old friends are pregnant, skiing is way too far away from Philly, and that about covers the region.

It's got all the food and music I can handle, Jersey/Delaware/Maryland beaches are cool, there are four distinct seasons, and the scenery is most excellent. Happay, I am.

[Sarkhaan]

You're trying to kill me. You're a terrible man.

He nor I are ever against company for the occasional game. So long as you don't mind the fact that I will be wearing a Bruins jersey. Even if the Bruins aren't playing.

You'll blend right in with the Wings fans. Or help combat them, something... look, just don't wear any Western Conference stuff and we're good. Besides, we love the Bruins! We have a total incestuous trade relationship.

This...is disturbingly accurate. Only Western Conference team I like would be the Avs, and only because of Bourque (surprise, surprise). No where near enough to buy a jersey. Who knows...maybe I'll come to...ya know...appreciate the Sharks...

Well, to be fair, only close to me. The blonde one is in San Francisco. And I'll be there soon-ish.

*counts down the months. Again*

And you're not here now... why, again? Oh, to make my life sad, that's right.

Blame the pretty one. I knew for years he was planning to move, but he only revealed the concrete plan a few months before he left...just after I signed a year lease with my sister. As it stands, I'm already leaving a month before my lease is up, and only then because I've already paid my last months rent.

[Ryadn]

(Mind you, all cities still do pale in comparison to New York. Although London may come close. I haven't spent enough time there yet.)

And Philadelphia is about 65 miles from New York, thus Philly > San Francisco. This is an Official Pot Ruling --- and let's face it, you can never go wrong with Pot.

Bah. Bah! I'm about 60 miles from Santa Cruz, which is AWESOME. And I'm only ~450 miles from Mexico! It's... a long state.

[Potarius]

(Mind you, all cities still do pale in comparison to New York. Although London may come close. I haven't spent enough time there yet.)

And Philadelphia is about 65 miles from New York, thus Philly > San Francisco. This is an Official Pot Ruling --- and let's face it, you can never go wrong with Pot.

Bah. Bah! I'm about 60 miles from Santa Cruz, which is AWESOME. And I'm only ~450 miles from Mexico! It's... a long state.

I used to live about 30 miles from Mexico.

[Potarius]

A fairly recent photo of me at breakfast.

This is from about 6 months ago, back when I still shaved.

Were you eating a country-fried baby for breakfast?

He has the attire and grooming for it, doesn't he?

[Sarkhaan]

I have my car, but only a permit, so driving there can't be done quite yet, unfortunately. Though I could always hijack a plane...

...And I wasn't talking about you, ass bandit. Good LAWD.

Well, it can be...just not legally. But don't worry. CT state troopers rarely pull people over unless you're going over 80.

And what else is there in the Northeast? NYC is kinda lame, you haven't been around long enough to feel compelled to drive for hours to pick apples and get apple cider doughnuts, town fairs suck unless you can see which of your old friends are pregnant, skiing is way too far away from Philly, and that about covers the region.

It's got all the food and music I can handle, Jersey/Delaware/Maryland beaches are cool, there are four distinct seasons, and the scenery is most excellent. Happay, I am.

Music scene is decent...though, beware clubs in NYC. You WILL hear Empire State of Mind at least 20 times in any given night. And while this is amazingly awesome on certain drugs, it will get stuck in your head.
Scenery is pretty sick. Especially the cape. And seasons are awesome, but I've had my fill of bad winters in a city that, as Lewis Black put it, is so grey in winter, you will slit your wrists just for some color.

[Anarcosyndiclic Peons]

A fairly recent photo of me at breakfast.

This is from about 6 months ago, back when I still shaved.

Were you eating a country-fried baby for breakfast?

That would probably be a little too expensive for the dining hall. It was a waffle. In the shape of Texas

[Allbeama]

A fairly recent photo of me at breakfast.

This is from about 6 months ago, back when I still shaved.

Were you eating a country-fried baby for breakfast?

More cannibalism...

[Potarius]

I have my car, but only a permit, so driving there can't be done quite yet, unfortunately. Though I could always hijack a plane...

...And I wasn't talking about you, ass bandit. Good LAWD.

Well, it can be...just not legally. But don't worry. CT state troopers rarely pull people over unless you're going over 80.

And what else is there in the Northeast? NYC is kinda lame, you haven't been around long enough to feel compelled to drive for hours to pick apples and get apple cider doughnuts, town fairs suck unless you can see which of your old friends are pregnant, skiing is way too far away from Philly, and that about covers the region.

It's got all the food and music I can handle, Jersey/Delaware/Maryland beaches are cool, there are four distinct seasons, and the scenery is most excellent. Happay, I am.

Music scene is decent...though, beware clubs in NYC. You WILL hear Empire State of Mind at least 20 times in any given night. And while this is amazingly awesome on certain drugs, it will get stuck in your head.
Scenery is pretty sick. Especially the cape. And seasons are awesome, but I've had my fill of bad winters in a city that, as Lewis Black put it, is so grey in winter, you will slit your wrists just for some color.

I don't do clubs, so I should be fine. So long as I don't hear motherfucking Kings of Leon more than once a week (even that is overkill), the streets will have no reason to fear a psychotic rampage from yours truly.

[Ryadn]

You're trying to kill me. You're a terrible man.

He nor I are ever against company for the occasional game. So long as you don't mind the fact that I will be wearing a Bruins jersey. Even if the Bruins aren't playing.

You'll blend right in with the Wings fans. Or help combat them, something... look, just don't wear any Western Conference stuff and we're good. Besides, we love the Bruins! We have a total incestuous trade relationship.

This...is disturbingly accurate. Only Western Conference team I like would be the Avs, and only because of Bourque (surprise, surprise). No where near enough to buy a jersey. Who knows...maybe I'll come to...ya know...appreciate the Sharks...

We're very lovable! Just close your eyes when they do a close-up on Heatley. It will save them from permanent scarring.

Well, to be fair, only close to me. The blonde one is in San Francisco. And I'll be there soon-ish.

*counts down the months. Again*

And you're not here now... why, again? Oh, to make my life sad, that's right.

Blame the pretty one.

That doesn't narrow it down.

Okay, I'm going to stop hijacking the thread and sexually harassing and go to bed. Post more pretty pictures, people!

[Czardas]

Yay!

...hey, wait! You can live here. Tell me our homeless don't have it way easier in the winter than they do in Philly!

On the other hand, they never get a summer for contrast. <.<

(Mind you, all cities still do pale in comparison to New York. Although London may come close. I haven't spent enough time there yet.)

And Philadelphia is about 65 miles from New York, thus Philly > San Francisco. This is an Official Pot Ruling --- and let's face it, you can never go wrong with Pot.

Well, yes, but it does have the downside of being Philadelphia.

[Potarius]

You people and your shit, you make me sick.

I'm going to bed. Asshats. -_-

[Ryadn]

A fairly recent photo of me at breakfast.

This is from about 6 months ago, back when I still shaved.

Were you eating a country-fried baby for breakfast?

That would probably be a little too expensive for the dining hall. It was a waffle. In the shape of Texas

Drowning Texas in maple syrup and ripping it into bite-sized pieces would make me pretty happy.

[Anarko-Punx]

I vote vittos ordination. I am not gay but anyone in my region is sexy

[Sarkhaan]

I don't do clubs, so I should be fine. So long as I don't hear motherfucking Kings of Leon more than once a week (even that is overkill), the streets will have no reason to fear a psychotic rampage from yours truly.

*plays Kings of Leon several times daily within earshot of Pot*
*watches ensuing psychotic rampage*
*steals recipe for beertillas*
*....*
*profit*

We're very lovable! Just close your eyes when they do a close-up on Heatley. It will save them from permanent scarring.

That poor unattractive man...it isn't his fault he has that extra chromosome floating around.

That doesn't narrow it down.

Well hello, there....

Okay, I'm going to stop hijacking the thread and sexually harassing and go to bed. Post more pretty pictures, people!

Psht...as if this qualifies as sexual harassment.

[The Great Sandy Desert]

A fairly recent photo of me at breakfast.

This is from about 6 months ago, back when I still shaved.

Were you eating a country-fried baby for breakfast?

He has the attire and grooming for it, doesn't he?

I was going to suggest shooting schools/mailing bombs to academics. Your idea works too

[Dyakovo]

I should probably do this some time when I feel GOOD about myself, but... meh. I've been called ugly before, and it doesn't even make the top 10 list of worst things evar, so.

July, the Venetian in Las Vegas.

You're certainly not ugly

[Dyakovo]

OK guys... you caught me.

Is me...

You are account inactive?

[Allbeama]

I should probably do this some time when I feel GOOD about myself, but... meh. I've been called ugly before, and it doesn't even make the top 10 list of worst things evar, so.

July, the Venetian in Las Vegas.

And add to the crush thread when I see it on the Latest Threads. I knew you were a great mind, but I had no idea....

[Scalietti]

I dressed up as this guy once, now thats sexy

[Scalietti]

I should probably do this some time when I feel GOOD about myself, but... meh. I've been called ugly before, and it doesn't even make the top 10 list of worst things evar, so.

July, the Venetian in Las Vegas.

You have a great..err.. dress

[Callisdrun]

(Mind you, all cities still do pale in comparison to New York. Although London may come close. I haven't spent enough time there yet.)

And Philadelphia is about 65 miles from New York, thus Philly > San Francisco. This is an Official Pot Ruling --- and let's face it, you can never go wrong with Pot.

Bah. Bah! I'm about 60 miles from Santa Cruz, which is AWESOME. And I'm only ~450 miles from Mexico! It's... a long state.

But you never visit.