Sexiest NS'er Contest

[Rhodmhire]

Bed.

Goodnight my basement friends.

Live long and prosper.

I'll haunt you again tomorrow.

[Ryadn]

*blink* *blink*

Does he need friends?

The boy is crazy...constantly meets new people, always looking for new friends, yet probably my most loyal friend. So yes, always looking for new friends.

Oh, and he's the one I bought front row balcony tickets to see San Jose play the Bruins come January 14th. He likes hockey quite a bit.

Bastard. You'd better not run off to 'Frisco with the intention of making delicious Beertillas and stealing my thunder.

Okay, you are BANNED from the City until you stop calling it horrendous nicknames. If you're already there, I demand you relocate to Santa Rosa or a like town until you show proper respect!

I don't inhabit Sanny Franny, hey. I'm in Philly, keepin' it real.

UGH. Doesn't that figure.

[Potarius]

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Does he need friends?

The boy is crazy...constantly meets new people, always looking for new friends, yet probably my most loyal friend. So yes, always looking for new friends.

Oh, and he's the one I bought front row balcony tickets to see San Jose play the Bruins come January 14th. He likes hockey quite a bit.

Does he need naked friends?

Don't we all. Just wait for August when I'm there permanently. Perhaps arrangements can be made

And just think...I'll be there just in time for next season.

You're trying to kill me. You're a terrible man.

So long as he doesn't suffocate you with a beertilla, it's all good.

Though a beertilla-induced death would be particularly tasty.

[Maurepas]

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Does he need friends?

The boy is crazy...constantly meets new people, always looking for new friends, yet probably my most loyal friend. So yes, always looking for new friends.

Oh, and he's the one I bought front row balcony tickets to see San Jose play the Bruins come January 14th. He likes hockey quite a bit.

Does he need naked friends?

If I didnt know any better, Id say there were unholy things being proposed here......

Sark knows 'hockey' is the magic word.

So the key to women is "Hockey"? I'll have to try this upon other members of the species,

[Ryadn]

*blink* *blink*

Does he need friends?

The boy is crazy...constantly meets new people, always looking for new friends, yet probably my most loyal friend. So yes, always looking for new friends.

Oh, and he's the one I bought front row balcony tickets to see San Jose play the Bruins come January 14th. He likes hockey quite a bit.

Does he need naked friends?

Don't we all. Just wait for August when I'm there permanently. Perhaps arrangements can be made

And just think...I'll be there just in time for next season.

You're trying to kill me. You're a terrible man.

So long as he doesn't suffocate you with a beertilla, it's all good.

Though a beertilla-induced death would be particularly tasty.

It pains me to admit that I don't know what a beertilla is.

It sounds like something that would go well with weed guacamole, though.

[Sarkhaan]

*blink* *blink*

Does he need friends?

The boy is crazy...constantly meets new people, always looking for new friends, yet probably my most loyal friend. So yes, always looking for new friends.

Oh, and he's the one I bought front row balcony tickets to see San Jose play the Bruins come January 14th. He likes hockey quite a bit.

Does he need naked friends?

If I didnt know any better, Id say there were unholy things being proposed here......

Sark knows 'hockey' is the magic word.

For some girls, tequilla makes the clothes fall off. For the select few awesome girls, hockey does it better.

[Potarius]

*blink* *blink*

Does he need friends?

The boy is crazy...constantly meets new people, always looking for new friends, yet probably my most loyal friend. So yes, always looking for new friends.

Oh, and he's the one I bought front row balcony tickets to see San Jose play the Bruins come January 14th. He likes hockey quite a bit.

Bastard. You'd better not run off to 'Frisco with the intention of making delicious Beertillas and stealing my thunder.

Okay, you are BANNED from the City until you stop calling it horrendous nicknames. If you're already there, I demand you relocate to Santa Rosa or a like town until you show proper respect!

I don't inhabit Sanny Franny, hey. I'm in Philly, keepin' it real.

UGH. Doesn't that figure.

Hey, you're just jealous because Philly's so close to so much and isn't very expensive, while Franny Cisco is, well, you get the idea.

[Potarius]

*blink* *blink*

Does he need friends?

The boy is crazy...constantly meets new people, always looking for new friends, yet probably my most loyal friend. So yes, always looking for new friends.

Oh, and he's the one I bought front row balcony tickets to see San Jose play the Bruins come January 14th. He likes hockey quite a bit.

Does he need naked friends?

Don't we all. Just wait for August when I'm there permanently. Perhaps arrangements can be made

And just think...I'll be there just in time for next season.

You're trying to kill me. You're a terrible man.

So long as he doesn't suffocate you with a beertilla, it's all good.

Though a beertilla-induced death would be particularly tasty.

It pains me to admit that I don't know what a beertilla is.

It sounds like something that would go well with weed guacamole, though.

What doesn't go well with weed?

[Ryadn]

*blink* *blink*

Does he need friends?

The boy is crazy...constantly meets new people, always looking for new friends, yet probably my most loyal friend. So yes, always looking for new friends.

Oh, and he's the one I bought front row balcony tickets to see San Jose play the Bruins come January 14th. He likes hockey quite a bit.

Does he need naked friends?

If I didnt know any better, Id say there were unholy things being proposed here......

Sark knows 'hockey' is the magic word.

So the key to women is "Hockey"? I'll have to try this upon other members of the species,

Good luck with that! I think you'd have a better chance with jewelery with most women. Just not me.

[Maurepas]

What doesn't go well with weed?

The US Government?

[Potarius]

What doesn't go well with weed?

The US Government?

Come on, you know just as well as I that government officials taste terrible no matter how they're prepared.

[Ryadn]

*blink* *blink*

Does he need friends?

The boy is crazy...constantly meets new people, always looking for new friends, yet probably my most loyal friend. So yes, always looking for new friends.

Oh, and he's the one I bought front row balcony tickets to see San Jose play the Bruins come January 14th. He likes hockey quite a bit.

Bastard. You'd better not run off to 'Frisco with the intention of making delicious Beertillas and stealing my thunder.

Okay, you are BANNED from the City until you stop calling it horrendous nicknames. If you're already there, I demand you relocate to Santa Rosa or a like town until you show proper respect!

I don't inhabit Sanny Franny, hey. I'm in Philly, keepin' it real.

UGH. Doesn't that figure.

Hey, you're just jealous because Philly's so close to so much and isn't very expensive, while Franny Cisco is, well, you get the idea.

I don't want to step in what Philly's close to!

I'd be more offended, but since I'm from the East Bay, I'm only offended on behalf of the greater S.F. Bay Area. I often make just as much fun of it, but I've got the RIGHT, yanno.

[Maurepas]

What doesn't go well with weed?

The US Government?

Come on, you know just as well as I that government officials taste terrible no matter how they're prepared.

Truly a master of the Smartassery Arts...

[Ryadn]

What doesn't go well with weed?

Sugar cookies. Think about it.

Yeah.

[Sarkhaan]

I don't inhabit Sanny Franny, hey. I'm in Philly, keepin' it real.

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool, and all shootin' some b-ball outside of your school?

Look, my ass can only take so much dragging. Grass starts to hurt after a while, and there happens to be quite a few hills in the Northeast.

Perhaps the WAAAHHHmbulance can give you a lift

You're trying to kill me. You're a terrible man.

He nor I are ever against company for the occasional game. So long as you don't mind the fact that I will be wearing a Bruins jersey. Even if the Bruins aren't playing.

It pains me to admit that I don't know what a beertilla is.

It sounds like something that would go well with weed guacamole, though.

...dibs.

Hey, you're just jealous because Philly's so close to so much and isn't very expensive, while Franny Cisco is, well, you get the idea.

Well, to be fair, only close to me. The blonde one is in San Francisco. And I'll be there soon-ish.

*counts down the months. Again*

[Allbeama]

What doesn't go well with weed?

The US Government?

Me. But I support the legalization of it.

[Potarius]

I don't want to step in what Philly's close to!

I'd be more offended, but since I'm from the East Bay, I'm only offended on behalf of the greater S.F. Bay Area. I often make just as much fun of it, but I've got the RIGHT, yanno.

Miles of great beaches and NYC! I dream of stepping in it!

But really, I like SF, at least what I've seen and heard of it. I want to go, but getting there is expensive.

[Allbeama]

What doesn't go well with weed?

The US Government?

Come on, you know just as well as I that government officials taste terrible no matter how they're prepared.

Truly a master of the Smartassery Arts...

NSG loves cannibalism.

[Sarkhaan]

I don't want to step in what Philly's close to!

I'd be more offended, but since I'm from the East Bay, I'm only offended on behalf of the greater S.F. Bay Area. I often make just as much fun of it, but I've got the RIGHT, yanno.

Miles of great beaches and NYC! I dream of stepping in it!

But really, I like SF, at least what I've seen and heard of it. I want to go, but getting there is expensive.

$250 round trip from Boston.

Not that I've booked entirely too many flights in the last month...

*remembers just how low his bank account is and the fact that he still needs to book another set for January....*

[Potarius]

I don't inhabit Sanny Franny, hey. I'm in Philly, keepin' it real.

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool, and all shootin' some b-ball outside of your school?

Look, my ass can only take so much dragging. Grass starts to hurt after a while, and there happens to be quite a few hills in the Northeast.

Perhaps the WAAAHHHmbulance can give you a lift

You're trying to kill me. You're a terrible man.

He nor I are ever against company for the occasional game. So long as you don't mind the fact that I will be wearing a Bruins jersey. Even if the Bruins aren't playing.

It pains me to admit that I don't know what a beertilla is.

It sounds like something that would go well with weed guacamole, though.

...dibs.

Hey, you're just jealous because Philly's so close to so much and isn't very expensive, while Franny Cisco is, well, you get the idea.

Well, to be fair, only close to me. The blonde one is in San Francisco. And I'll be there soon-ish.

*counts down the months. Again*

I have my car, but only a permit, so driving there can't be done quite yet, unfortunately. Though I could always hijack a plane...

...And I wasn't talking about you, ass bandit. Good LAWD.

[Anarcosyndiclic Peons]

A fairly recent photo of me at breakfast.

This is from about 6 months ago, back when I still shaved.

[Czardas]

I don't want to step in what Philly's close to!

I'd be more offended, but since I'm from the East Bay, I'm only offended on behalf of the greater S.F. Bay Area. I often make just as much fun of it, but I've got the RIGHT, yanno.

Miles of great beaches and NYC! I dream of stepping in it!

But really, I like SF, at least what I've seen and heard of it. I want to go, but getting there is expensive.

Having been to both, it is my Official Mod Ruling that, as far as tourist stuff goes, San Francisco is far better than Philadelphia.

Of course, this does mean that in terms of cities in which you can actually live, Philadelphia is far better than San Francisco, so don't accuse me of bias.

(Mind you, all cities still do pale in comparison to New York. Although London may come close. I haven't spent enough time there yet.)

[Ryadn]

You're trying to kill me. You're a terrible man.

He nor I are ever against company for the occasional game. So long as you don't mind the fact that I will be wearing a Bruins jersey. Even if the Bruins aren't playing.

You'll blend right in with the Wings fans. Or help combat them, something... look, just don't wear any Western Conference stuff and we're good. Besides, we love the Bruins! We have a total incestuous trade relationship.

Well, to be fair, only close to me. The blonde one is in San Francisco. And I'll be there soon-ish.

*counts down the months. Again*

And you're not here now... why, again? Oh, to make my life sad, that's right.

[Potarius]

I don't want to step in what Philly's close to!

I'd be more offended, but since I'm from the East Bay, I'm only offended on behalf of the greater S.F. Bay Area. I often make just as much fun of it, but I've got the RIGHT, yanno.

Miles of great beaches and NYC! I dream of stepping in it!

But really, I like SF, at least what I've seen and heard of it. I want to go, but getting there is expensive.

$250 round trip from Boston.

Not that I've booked entirely too many flights in the last month...

*remembers just how low his bank account is and the fact that he still needs to book another set for January....*

I'm currently bogged down with flying to Houston for new year's, South Padre Island for spring break, and Florida for summer vacation. If I can get the moolah and the time off, I can make it to the Bay Area. Maybe.

[Ryadn]

I don't want to step in what Philly's close to!

I'd be more offended, but since I'm from the East Bay, I'm only offended on behalf of the greater S.F. Bay Area. I often make just as much fun of it, but I've got the RIGHT, yanno.

Miles of great beaches and NYC! I dream of stepping in it!

But really, I like SF, at least what I've seen and heard of it. I want to go, but getting there is expensive.

Having been to both, it is my Official Mod Ruling that, as far as tourist stuff goes, San Francisco is far better than Philadelphia.

Of course, this does mean that in terms of cities in which you can actually live, Philadelphia is far better than San Francisco, so don't accuse me of bias.

(Mind you, all cities still do pale in comparison to New York. Although London may come close. I haven't spent enough time there yet.)

Yay!

...hey, wait! You can live here. Tell me our homeless don't have it way easier in the winter than they do in Philly!