Sexiest NS'er Contest

[Katganistan]

Neither of them look like Boxxy,

Reconstructive surgery is useless if it doesn't change how you look, yah?

Touche...

[Czardas]

Thirty pages of spam in the past eight hours or so. I suppose there's life in the old NSG yet.

(And I don't envy Dyakovo's job of tracking down all the nominations. )

[Katganistan]

lolno.

I am most definitely neither of those two.

Or are you both of them?

I notice the bottom halves of both women aren't show, perhaps they are one connected at the...hmmm...?

Toes?

[Rhodmhire]

Throw in my halfsack, and it's good as gold.

Hopefully one of us would be audacious enough to catch it.

[Maurepas]

Thirty pages of spam in the past eight hours or so. I suppose there's life in the old NSG yet.

(And I don't envy Dyakovo's job of tracking down all the nominations. )

It just took the love of some very attractive women,

[Potarius]

Throw in my halfsack, and it's good as gold.

Hopefully one of us would be audacious enough to catch it.

Oh, I'd do the catching. The rest of you will do the pitching.

[Rhodmhire]

Thirty pages of spam in the past eight hours or so. I suppose there's life in the old NSG yet.

(And I don't envy Dyakovo's job of tracking down all the nominations. )

It just took the love of some very attractive women,

And Tuni.

[Ryadn]

Might as well throw my Aussie ass into the fray.

Oh.
My.

Ladies, you're gonna have to up your game and show some tits if you want to win my vote away from GSD.

[The Great Sandy Desert]

Thirty pages of spam in the past eight hours or so. I suppose there's life in the old NSG yet.

(And I don't envy Dyakovo's job of tracking down all the nominations. )

It just took the love of some very attractive women,

I would've added to the spam earlier had I not been a billion time zones away...

[Potarius]

Thirty pages of spam in the past eight hours or so. I suppose there's life in the old NSG yet.

(And I don't envy Dyakovo's job of tracking down all the nominations. )

It just took the love of some very attractive women,

I would've added to the spam earlier had I not been a billion time zones away...

At least you're safer from potential nuclear fallout than most of the rest of us.

[The Great Sandy Desert]

Might as well throw my Aussie ass into the fray.

Oh.
My.

Ladies, you're gonna have to up your game and show some tits if you want to win my vote away from GSD.

I think you get the idea

[Rhodmhire]

Might as well throw my Aussie ass into the fray.

Oh.
My.

Ladies, you're gonna have to up your game and show some tits if you want to win my vote away from GSD.

Bah, she likes the outdoors.

That doesn't make up for the great physical appeal in my book.

Even if this entire contest is based around physical appeal with liking of the outdoors not being anything close to a relevant factor.

[Maurepas]

Thirty pages of spam in the past eight hours or so. I suppose there's life in the old NSG yet.

(And I don't envy Dyakovo's job of tracking down all the nominations. )

It just took the love of some very attractive women,

I would've added to the spam earlier had I not been a billion time zones away...

lol, I suppose, it is nearly 2 in the morning here...

[Rhodmhire]

Might as well throw my Aussie ass into the fray.

Oh.
My.

Ladies, you're gonna have to up your game and show some tits if you want to win my vote away from GSD.

I think you get the idea

No, I really don't...

[Potarius]

Might as well throw my Aussie ass into the fray.

Oh.
My.

Ladies, you're gonna have to up your game and show some tits if you want to win my vote away from GSD.

I think you get the idea

Sucking sweet, sweet blood?

...Good god, you want us to suck menstrual fluid? You're horrible. Just horrible.

[The Great Sandy Desert]

Might as well throw my Aussie ass into the fray.

Oh.
My.

Ladies, you're gonna have to up your game and show some tits if you want to win my vote away from GSD.

I think you get the idea

Sucking sweet, sweet blood?

...Good god, you want us to suck menstrual fluid? You're horrible. Just horrible.

Was referring to the tits comment

[Maurepas]

Might as well throw my Aussie ass into the fray.

Oh.
My.

Ladies, you're gonna have to up your game and show some tits if you want to win my vote away from GSD.

I think you get the idea

Sucking sweet, sweet blood?

...Good god, you want us to suck menstrual fluid? You're horrible. Just horrible.

Well...to you maybe...there are others around here though...

[Rhodmhire]

Might as well throw my Aussie ass into the fray.

Oh.
My.

Ladies, you're gonna have to up your game and show some tits if you want to win my vote away from GSD.

I think you get the idea

Sucking sweet, sweet blood?

...Good god, you want us to suck menstrual fluid? You're horrible. Just horrible.

Well...to you maybe...there are others around here though...

Yay, diversity!

[Ryadn]

Might as well throw my Aussie ass into the fray.

Oh.
My.

Ladies, you're gonna have to up your game and show some tits if you want to win my vote away from GSD.

[ewewkillitwithfire!]

I think you get the idea

Are you...calling me a mosquito? Annoying? A bloodsucker? A vampire? You're gonna swat me? You're wild about entomology? Seriously, I don't get the idea.

[Potarius]

Might as well throw my Aussie ass into the fray.

Oh.
My.

Ladies, you're gonna have to up your game and show some tits if you want to win my vote away from GSD.

I think you get the idea

Sucking sweet, sweet blood?

...Good god, you want us to suck menstrual fluid? You're horrible. Just horrible.

Was referring to the tits comment

Oh, so you want us to suck tits until they bleed? Again, you're awful.

[Allbeama]

you like the outdoors?

And what a a wretched place it is.

Its the place to be if you like catching fish like I do.

The basement can have an indoor fishing pond installed in it.

And it's not lethal to the Internet.

It most likely would be.

[Hairless Kitten II]

'Sexy' and 'NS' in one sentence = oxymoron.

No?

[Czardas]

Thirty pages of spam in the past eight hours or so. I suppose there's life in the old NSG yet.

(And I don't envy Dyakovo's job of tracking down all the nominations. )

It just took the love of some very attractive women,

I'll take your word for it -- I keep images turned off (and if I start clicking links I could be here all morning).

Might as well throw my Aussie ass into the fray.

Oh.
My.

Ladies, you're gonna have to up your game and show some tits if you want to win my vote away from GSD.

I think you get the idea

Sucking sweet, sweet blood?

...Good god, you want us to suck menstrual fluid? You're horrible. Just horrible.

I'm sure someone's into that kind of thing, though. *casts Summon Callisdrun*

[Allbeama]

Sorry boys, no bikini photos to show off since the nearest beach is a good 12-15 hour drive away... gotta love having Darwin only 1500 km away!

I'll retract. Sure it wasn't a bikini, but water and bare midriff are present.



and this was the result of smiling...

you like the outdoors?

Who doesn't? Where I'm from, you'd better like the outdoors! Otherwise you won't have much to do.

Cool. How do you like fishing?

[Maurepas]

'Sexy' and 'NS' in one sentence = oxymoron.

No?

No,