Sexiest NS'er Contest

[Jello Biafra]

Does 'escort' mean something different in Spanish?

Lol, no. I don't know how it works in Spain (whether it's sexual or not), but I was looking for one of those high end companies that charge $300. But, I wasn't willing to put the work into my body. This was in lieu of the fact that male gogo dancers aren't in demand in the United States, other than gay clubs (and, I still don't have the motivation to put the necessary work into my body... unless they paid me bank).

Oh, I think you'd do fine as is.

[Jello Biafra]

haha...I'll see what I can do.

Yes! My plan is working.
I mean...okay.

He's a softie. We also both consider our close friends to be family, and while yes, many people do that, we really do look at eachother as brothers to the extent that our parents recognize it, despite my parents not knowing him well and his not knowing me well.

Heh. You seem a lot closer than me and my brother are.

[Sarkhaan]

haha...I'll see what I can do.

Yes! My plan is working.
I mean...okay.

He's a softie. We also both consider our close friends to be family, and while yes, many people do that, we really do look at eachother as brothers to the extent that our parents recognize it, despite my parents not knowing him well and his not knowing me well.

Heh. You seem a lot closer than me and my brother are.

The benefit of choosing a sibling rather than having them dictated. Granted, I'm pretty close to my sister (hell, I live with her)...but yeah, I'm closer to my "brothers" than really anyone else.

[Ifreann]

Does 'escort' mean something different in Spanish?

Lol, no. I don't know how it works in Spain (whether it's sexual or not), but I was looking for one of those high end companies that charge $300. But, I wasn't willing to put the work into my body. This was in lieu of the fact that male gogo dancers aren't in demand in the United States, other than gay clubs (and, I still don't have the motivation to put the necessary work into my body... unless they paid me bank).

Go for bartending. It's like whoring yourself out, only you don't have to work out as much, and you generally get to keep your pants on.

And you can fuel your raging alcoholism.



Or is that just why I want to get into bartending?

It sort of works the other way around. Bartending fuels your raging alcoholism.

Whatever man, as long as the juice keeps flowing.

[Neesika]

]The benefit of choosing a sibling rather than having them dictated. Granted, I'm pretty close to my sister (hell, I live with her)...but yeah, I'm closer to my "brothers" than really anyone else.

Okay STOP IT. My 'bromance' fantasies are going wild enough, thank you very much!

[Rotovia-]

Might as well throw my Aussie ass into the fray.

Could've guessed that from the flag.

[Sskiss]

For the fairer sex, I'll vote for Sith Koriban - she reminds me of Tilda Swinton. This of course is a good thing...

For the males, I chose Maurepas - A little mystery is always nice.

Regarding the violet colouring, forgive me, I have no idea how to do it.

I thought about posting a few pics of myself, but felt it was late in the contest so I decided against it. Perhaps some other time.

[Wustershershershaush]

The Great Sandy Desert
Posts: 25

WC Imperial Court
Posts: 6

Siloin
Posts: 92

Haney-Glass
Posts: 4

Elleveal
Posts: 14

Blondtropolis
Posts: 13

And most of their posts are created in this thread alone...

Dude, what?

So lurking makes you not an NSer?

Also, not posting under this name after the move negates one's status as an NSer?

Also, just cuz you don't know me doesn't mean I'm not a longtime and relatively prolific poster.

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[Sarkhaan]

]The benefit of choosing a sibling rather than having them dictated. Granted, I'm pretty close to my sister (hell, I live with her)...but yeah, I'm closer to my "brothers" than really anyone else.

Okay STOP IT. My 'bromance' fantasies are going wild enough, thank you very much!

haha...ahh...I could make this so much worse for you then, but I'll restrain myself.

*plays innocent*

[Rotovia-]

I'm not normally a fan of blonds, but the Aussie factor is winner.

Vote The Great Sandy Desert

[Ifreann]

]The benefit of choosing a sibling rather than having them dictated. Granted, I'm pretty close to my sister (hell, I live with her)...but yeah, I'm closer to my "brothers" than really anyone else.

Okay STOP IT. My 'bromance' fantasies are going wild enough, thank you very much!

Clean up in aisle 132.

[Wustershershershaush]

And most of their posts are created in this thread alone...

So?

It's a contest about the sexiest NS'er. Not the sexiest woman/man on the planet. No? Or am I mistaken?

They have a Nation...

Sure. I doubt that you'll see most of them ever again on this forum.

Given how the quality of spam has declined over the years, I fear you may be correct about that.

[Poliwanacraca]

Intelligence is sexy?

God how I wish that was true.

Since when isn't it?

[Wustershershershaush]

Not much? 'Not', would be better.

what would you propose?

What about a test? To prove you're a genuine NationStater.

Does anyone really care that much? Really, if all of these people had joined yesterday for the purpose of this contest and never intended to post again, would anyone here care?

It is striking that almost all those novices look like failed prom queens.
So, it is not fair for the 'real' NationStates girls.

Thank you

[Jello Biafra]

]The benefit of choosing a sibling rather than having them dictated. Granted, I'm pretty close to my sister (hell, I live with her)...but yeah, I'm closer to my "brothers" than really anyone else.

Okay STOP IT. My 'bromance' fantasies are going wild enough, thank you very much!

haha...ahh...I could make this so much worse for you then, but I'll restrain myself.

*plays innocent*

*chants* Do it, do it!

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Indeed...
Hell I posted my picture.
(and got nominated. Twice. )

what? you got nominations and i didn't, that sucks i call this rigged! Rigged i say, worse than a ship with lots of er rigging!
riggriggiriigireirgrigged!

[Sarkhaan]

]The benefit of choosing a sibling rather than having them dictated. Granted, I'm pretty close to my sister (hell, I live with her)...but yeah, I'm closer to my "brothers" than really anyone else.

Okay STOP IT. My 'bromance' fantasies are going wild enough, thank you very much!

haha...ahh...I could make this so much worse for you then, but I'll restrain myself.

*plays innocent*

*chants* Do it, do it!

haha...about 6 of us were at his place, and decided to "nest" for the night...grabbed a few blankets, and all slept on the living room floor. One girl was against the hearth, then him, then me, then another female friend, then another male friend. His house gets very cold at night. We wake up around 5 in the morning to one of our female friends yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!". We both wake up, look at her, and ask what's wrong. She yells "You two are fucking spooning while Jess* and I are both freezing!". He says "Well, Sark is warmer than you." and we both lay back down to go back to sleep. Sadly, Jess grabbed his arm and rolled him over, leaving me stuck for warmth (the girl next to me was freezing cold.) I never did really get back to sleep.

And yes, he is amongst the straightest guys I know.


Like I said. We're weird.

[Dyakovo]

Indeed...
Hell I posted my picture.
(and got nominated. Twice. )

what? you got nominations and i didn't, that sucks i call this rigged! Rigged i say, worse than a ship with lots of er rigging!
riggriggiriigireirgrigged!

Heh, it might actually have been three nominations... There was one that indicated he was nominating "the mafia guy", I didn't count that one because he never responded to my asking if he meant me...

[Jello Biafra]

]The benefit of choosing a sibling rather than having them dictated. Granted, I'm pretty close to my sister (hell, I live with her)...but yeah, I'm closer to my "brothers" than really anyone else.

Okay STOP IT. My 'bromance' fantasies are going wild enough, thank you very much!

haha...ahh...I could make this so much worse for you then, but I'll restrain myself.

*plays innocent*

*chants* Do it, do it!

haha...about 6 of us were at his place, and decided to "nest" for the night...grabbed a few blankets, and all slept on the living room floor. One girl was against the hearth, then him, then me, then another female friend, then another male friend. His house gets very cold at night. We wake up around 5 in the morning to one of our female friends yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!". We both wake up, look at her, and ask what's wrong. She yells "You two are fucking spooning while Jess* and I are both freezing!". He says "Well, Sark is warmer than you." and we both lay back down to go back to sleep. Sadly, Jess grabbed his arm and rolled him over, leaving me stuck for warmth (the girl next to me was freezing cold.) I never did really get back to sleep.

And yes, he is amongst the straightest guys I know.

Like I said. We're weird.

Were you the big spoon or the little spoon?

[Sarkhaan]

]The benefit of choosing a sibling rather than having them dictated. Granted, I'm pretty close to my sister (hell, I live with her)...but yeah, I'm closer to my "brothers" than really anyone else.

Okay STOP IT. My 'bromance' fantasies are going wild enough, thank you very much!

haha...ahh...I could make this so much worse for you then, but I'll restrain myself.

*plays innocent*

*chants* Do it, do it!

haha...about 6 of us were at his place, and decided to "nest" for the night...grabbed a few blankets, and all slept on the living room floor. One girl was against the hearth, then him, then me, then another female friend, then another male friend. His house gets very cold at night. We wake up around 5 in the morning to one of our female friends yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!". We both wake up, look at her, and ask what's wrong. She yells "You two are fucking spooning while Jess* and I are both freezing!". He says "Well, Sark is warmer than you." and we both lay back down to go back to sleep. Sadly, Jess grabbed his arm and rolled him over, leaving me stuck for warmth (the girl next to me was freezing cold.) I never did really get back to sleep.

And yes, he is amongst the straightest guys I know.

Like I said. We're weird.

Were you the big spoon or the little spoon?

When we woke up, big. But I really have no idea through the course of the night. We really did just spoon because it was friggin cold.

[Dyakovo]

Were you the big spoon or the little spoon?

When we woke up, big. But I really have no idea through the course of the night. We really did just spoon because it was friggin cold.

Suuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrre...

[Jello Biafra]

When we woke up, big. But I really have no idea through the course of the night. We really did just spoon because it was friggin cold.

Now see, knowing that straight guys will spoon when it's cold would've been useful in that other thread.

[Rotovia-]

Some pics:


At the harbour


At campus


MySpace shot in the Chamber

[Dyakovo]

Some pics:

At the harbour


At campus


MySpace shot in the Chamber

Hah! I thought I recognized the name...
Welcome back Roto...

[Sarkhaan]

When we woke up, big. But I really have no idea through the course of the night. We really did just spoon because it was friggin cold.

Now see, knowing that straight guys will spoon when it's cold would've been useful in that other thread.

haha...when it comes to "it's about 45-55 degrees out and we're in shorts and tshirts", pretty much anything to get warm goes. Though, again, we're weird. I think I could get away with spooning with him and possibly two of my other guy friends...definatly not one of them.