Sexiest NS'er Contest

by **Wustershershershaush** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:27 am

Hey!! Guys, I'm voting!

I am voting for WC Imperial Court. Because she has a smokin body. And because Aelosia'S flag shows a lot of cleavage and I think that's kind of slutty. And because The Great Sandy Desert has a huge mouth and looks vapid. And because TBD looks goth (ew!!!). And because Midnight Wandering had her makeup done professionally - how disgustingly vain! Really, do I actually need to discuss why I wouldn't vote for Neesika? Poli is too much of a coward to even show her face, so DEFINITELY not voting for her. Dakini wears glasses - probably a nerd - way unsexy, definitely not voting for her. I would vote for Heaven Heights, but her hair is cut short and I think short haircuts are sort of a turnoff. Siloin kisses girls which is absolutely unsexy, so I'm not voting for her, either. Votalia is dressed like a cat, and I am NOT into furries, so I'm not voting for her, either. Elleveal wore jeans with a hole in them - totally classless. Haney-Glass smushes her nose in her smile in the second pic so I'm not voting for her. Sith didn't smile, so I'm not voting for her. St Jade wore a necklace - clearly a sign of vanity, which is unsexy, - so she fails to garner my support. Bewilder is looking ABOVE the camera - clearly she doesn't even know where to look! Not voting for her. Blondie took a pic with a mirror - so lame! What, is this myspace?

So, I'm voting for WC Imperial Court, because she is obviously mentally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually superior than all the other female contestants, and what could be sexier than the total package?

by **Cubic kms** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:30 am

Wustershershershaush wrote:Siloin kisses girls which is absolutely unsexy, so I'm not voting for her, either

duuuudeeeee.... :palm:

by **Potarius** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:31 am

Wustershershershaush wrote:Hey!! Guys, I'm voting!

I am voting for WC Imperial Court. Because she has a smokin body. And because Aelosia'S flag shows a lot of cleavage and I think that's kind of slutty. And because The Great Sandy Desert has a huge mouth and looks vapid. And because TBD looks goth (ew!!!). And because Midnight Wandering had her makeup done professionally - how disgustingly vain! Really, do I actually need to discuss why I wouldn't vote for Neesika? Poli is too much of a coward to even show her face, so DEFINITELY not voting for her. Dakini wears glasses - probably a nerd - way unsexy, definitely not voting for her. I would vote for Heaven Heights, but her hair is cut short and I think short haircuts are sort of a turnoff. Siloin kisses girls which is absolutely unsexy, so I'm not voting for her, either. Votalia is dressed like a cat, and I am NOT into furries, so I'm not voting for her, either. Elleveal wore jeans with a hole in them - totally classless. Haney-Glass smushes her nose in her smile in the second pic so I'm not voting for her. Sith didn't smile, so I'm not voting for her. St Jade wore a necklace - clearly a sign of vanity, which is unsexy, - so she fails to garner my support. Bewilder is looking ABOVE the camera - clearly she doesn't even know where to look! Not voting for her. Blondie took a pic with a mirror - so lame! What, is this myspace?

So, I'm voting for WC Imperial Court, because she is obviously mentally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually superior than all the other female contestants, and what could be sexier than the total package?

Hey guys, I think we need to push for a vomiting emoticon.

"Skallvia" · by **Maurepas** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:31 am

Wustershershershaush wrote:Hey!! Guys, I'm voting!

I am voting for WC Imperial Court. Because she has a smokin body. And because Aelosia'S flag shows a lot of cleavage and I think that's kind of slutty. And because The Great Sandy Desert has a huge mouth and looks vapid. And because TBD looks goth (ew!!!). And because Midnight Wandering had her makeup done professionally - how disgustingly vain! Really, do I actually need to discuss why I wouldn't vote for Neesika? Poli is too much of a coward to even show her face, so DEFINITELY not voting for her. Dakini wears glasses - probably a nerd - way unsexy, definitely not voting for her. I would vote for Heaven Heights, but her hair is cut short and I think short haircuts are sort of a turnoff. Siloin kisses girls which is absolutely unsexy, so I'm not voting for her, either. Votalia is dressed like a cat, and I am NOT into furries, so I'm not voting for her, either. Elleveal wore jeans with a hole in them - totally classless. Haney-Glass smushes her nose in her smile in the second pic so I'm not voting for her. Sith didn't smile, so I'm not voting for her. St Jade wore a necklace - clearly a sign of vanity, which is unsexy, - so she fails to garner my support. Bewilder is looking ABOVE the camera - clearly she doesn't even know where to look! Not voting for her. Blondie took a pic with a mirror - so lame! What, is this myspace?

So, I'm voting for WC Imperial Court, because she is obviously mentally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually superior than all the other female contestants, and what could be sexier than the total package?

Thats probably the funniest thing Ive heard all night, :lol2:

by **Pacific Bohemia** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:05 am

Wustershershershaush wrote:Siloin kisses girls which is absolutely unsexy, so I'm not voting for her, either.

Well... I strongly disagree with you there, but this kid seems to share your sympathies:

http://thisisphotobomb.com/2009/06/14/p ... ene-proof/

by **Allbeama** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:08 am

Hairless Kitten II wrote:I have to win and this is why:

If that it is really you...DAMN! But I doubt it.

by **Allbeama** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:09 am

The Beautiful Darkness wrote:
Allbeama wrote:
The Beautiful Darkness wrote:
Aelosia wrote:But TBD is, (although I am still determining sexiness), the best looking girl in this thread. Perhaps it is just that TBD is my type of girl.

So, when are you coming to Australia next?

I want to go!

While Aelosia is here? Assuming she consents, of course. >.>

Of course, all the better.

by **Meridistan** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:13 am

Ah hell, I'll throw myself into the ring.

by **Allbeama** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:15 am

Siloin kisses girls which is absolutely sexy, so I'm not voting for her, either

That is the exact reason why you should. :palm:

by **Pacific Bohemia** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:16 am

Aelosia wrote: By the way, phisically speaking, Pacific Bohemia is my kind of guy...

Well thank you kindly, Aelosia!

by **Cubic kms** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:17 am

Meridistan wrote:

I believe you dropped this...

by **Meridistan** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:20 am

Cubic kms wrote:
Meridistan wrote:

I believe you dropped this...

That certainly didn't take long.

by **Allbeama** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:21 am

Cubic kms wrote:
Meridistan wrote:

I believe you dropped this...

I am mclovin!

by **Cubic kms** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:23 am

Pacific Bohemia wrote:

In this you look an unshaven tennis champion world #2, Rafael Nadal

by **The Archregimancy** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:16 am

<sigh>

I was vaguely hoping the whole successful intellectual bespectacled mature jet-setting European archaeologist with a huuuge academic publication record (honest, lads - it's bigger than yours) would get me one or two nominations, even if I concede that I'm not the most immediately 'sexy' of male entrants. Obviously the 'intellect is very sexy' thing isn't working.

I'll now nonchalantly shrug my shoulders, pretend I don't care because you're clearly all too superficial anyway, while my leukaemia-racked body sobs quietly to itself somewhere in this cold, damp Midlands city where my office is located.

Too much guilt? It's hard to judge these things sometimes....

by **The Beautiful Darkness** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:25 am

by **Allbeama** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:31 am

The Beautiful Darkness wrote::lol:

what is so funny? :eyebrow:

McLovin methinks.

by **The Archregimancy** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:55 am

Allbeama wrote:
The Beautiful Darkness wrote::lol:

what is so funny? McLovin methinks.

Well, I was trying for humour

But I was also telling the truth about the leukaemia (though not the sobbing quietly to myself

); but since TBD had no way of knowing that, I'm in no way, shape or form even remotely offended by the LOL.

by **Allbeama** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:59 am

The Archregimancy wrote:
Allbeama wrote:
The Beautiful Darkness wrote::lol:

what is so funny? McLovin methinks.

Well, I was trying for humour

But I was also telling the truth about the leukaemia (though not the sobbing quietly to myself ); but since TBD had no way of knowing that, I'm in no way, shape or form even remotely offended by the LOL.

I didn't read your post until you brought it to my attention. :eyebrow:

by **The Beautiful Darkness** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:01 am

The Archregimancy wrote:
Allbeama wrote:
The Beautiful Darkness wrote::lol:

what is so funny? McLovin methinks.

Well, I was trying for humour

But I was also telling the truth about the leukaemia (though not the sobbing quietly to myself ); but since TBD had no way of knowing that, I'm in no way, shape or form even remotely offended by the LOL.

Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. I do hope you get better soon.

by **Sith Korriban** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:02 am

The Beautiful Darkness wrote:
Aelosia wrote:But TBD is, (although I am still determining sexiness), the best looking girl in this thread. Perhaps it is just that TBD is my type of girl.

So, when are you coming to Australia next?

*blink* Wait, you're an Aussie too?

by **Zeppy** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:15 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Free Soviets wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Only the top 9 for men because there is a huge tie for 10th...

*is saving his vote til near the end to determine who makes it into the finals*

Admit it, you, Aelosia and Zeppy are just waiting till the last moment to make me scramble...

Made me feel important for a day. :lol:

by **Zeppy** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:20 am

The Archregimancy wrote:<sigh>

I was vaguely hoping the whole successful intellectual bespectacled mature jet-setting European archaeologist with a huuuge academic publication record (honest, lads - it's bigger than yours) would get me one or two nominations, even if I concede that I'm not the most immediately 'sexy' of male entrants. Obviously the 'intellect is very sexy' thing isn't working.

I'll now nonchalantly shrug my shoulders, pretend I don't care because you're clearly all too superficial anyway, while my leukemia-racked body sobs quietly to itself somewhere in this cold, damp Midlands city where my office is located.

Too much guilt? It's hard to judge these things sometimes....

Intelligence is sexy?

by **Brutland and Norden** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:22 am

Zeppy wrote:Intelligence is sexy?

God how I wish that was true.

by **The Imperial Navy** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:15 am

Potarius wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:Hey TIN is back, how is the young codger?

He looks like he's 11.

i'm 24... <.<

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