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Postby Tsaraine » Fri May 31, 2013 6:23 am

It's no wonder their numbers are out if their data was last collected in 1981/1987. That's ridiculous.
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Postby Verbluffen III » Fri May 31, 2013 6:24 am

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Ifreann wrote:I will be using this joke later tonight, thanks.


I demand royalties.

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Postby Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f » Fri May 31, 2013 6:26 am

Neo Art wrote:So. A lot of people in Germany have gone missing. I'm shocked


Well more like they failed the estimating class at uni....
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Fri May 31, 2013 6:26 am

Neo Art wrote:So. A lot of people in Germany have gone missing. I'm shocked


I bet they were just taking a shower when the census pollsters rang the doorbell.

Edit: Crap, I barely made it to the 2nd page before I had to crack a nazi-joke. Oh well, at least the other two jokes were more neutral.
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Postby Neo Art » Fri May 31, 2013 6:27 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Neo Art wrote:So. A lot of people in Germany have gone missing. I'm shocked


I bet they were just taking a shower when the census pollsters rang the doorbell.


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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri May 31, 2013 6:28 am

and i was going to ask the OP what the hell did he do with them all?
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Postby Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f » Fri May 31, 2013 6:29 am

Ethel mermania wrote:and i was going to ask the OP what the hell did he do with them all?


Hey....so I like schnitzel....a lot! :blush:
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Postby Verbluffen III » Fri May 31, 2013 6:29 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Neo Art wrote:So. A lot of people in Germany have gone missing. I'm shocked


I bet they were just taking a shower when the census pollsters rang the doorbell.

Edit: Crap, I barely made it to the 2nd page before I had to crack a nazi-joke. Oh well, at least the other two jokes were more neutral.


Anyone else here German? This shocked me a bit....
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Postby Diopolis » Fri May 31, 2013 6:30 am

Why haven't they done a census in 20 years, exactly?
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Postby Vredlandia » Fri May 31, 2013 6:30 am

Verbluffen III wrote:Anyone else here German? This shocked me a bit....


I'm German, too.
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Postby Neo Art » Fri May 31, 2013 6:31 am

Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:and i was going to ask the OP what the hell did he do with them all?


Hey....so I like schnitzel....a lot! :blush:


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Postby The Blaatschapen » Fri May 31, 2013 6:31 am

Verbluffen III wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
I bet they were just taking a shower when the census pollsters rang the doorbell.

Edit: Crap, I barely made it to the 2nd page before I had to crack a nazi-joke. Oh well, at least the other two jokes were more neutral.


Anyone else here German? This shocked me a bit....


I'm used to cracking bad nazi related jokes. It's a perk of being your loving neighbour :kiss:
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Postby Verbluffen III » Fri May 31, 2013 6:31 am

Vredlandia wrote:
Verbluffen III wrote:Anyone else here German? This shocked me a bit....


I'm German, too.


That's good.....I'm from Lübeck.
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Postby Vredlandia » Fri May 31, 2013 6:32 am

Verbluffen III wrote:
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I'm German, too.


That's good.....I'm from Lübeck.


I've made Holidays there once :P It was quite nice. Got to love Niederegger..
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Postby Ifreann » Fri May 31, 2013 6:32 am

Verbluffen III wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I will be using this joke later tonight, thanks.



Not if I have anything to do with it.

You won't.

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I will be using this joke later tonight, thanks.


I demand royalties.

Pippa Middleton will do.

I'll have her in the post in 8-10 working days.

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Ethel mermania wrote:and i was going to ask the OP what the hell did he do with them all?


Hey....so I like schnitzel....a lot! :blush:

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Diopolis wrote:Why haven't they done a census in 20 years, exactly?

The census workers went missing.
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Postby Verbluffen III » Fri May 31, 2013 6:33 am

Ifreann wrote:
Verbluffen III wrote:

Not if I have anything to do with it.

You won't.

The Blaatschapen wrote:
I demand royalties.

Pippa Middleton will do.

I'll have her in the post in 8-10 working days.

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Hey....so I like schnitzel....a lot! :blush:

Soylent Grün ist Menschenfleisch!

Diopolis wrote:Why haven't they done a census in 20 years, exactly?

The census workers went missing.


That's disappointing......
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Postby Tectonic Order » Fri May 31, 2013 6:33 am

I'm german,as well! I'm from Hamburg.
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Postby Vredlandia » Fri May 31, 2013 6:34 am

So, at least 3 Germans that obviously haven't gone missing.. yet.
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Postby Verbluffen III » Fri May 31, 2013 6:34 am

WTF?!

My school blocks anything dealing with Germany!

WHAT THE HELL?!
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Postby Ifreann » Fri May 31, 2013 6:35 am

Verbluffen III wrote:WTF?!

My school blocks anything dealing with Germany!

WHAT THE HELL?!

The websites must be missing too.

Shit guys, Germany's disappearing from history. Check Israel and see if their population is increasing inexplicably.
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Postby Diopolis » Fri May 31, 2013 6:35 am

Verbluffen III wrote:WTF?!

My school blocks anything dealing with Germany!

WHAT THE HELL?!

They think they're all Nazi's, obviously.
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Postby Verbluffen III » Fri May 31, 2013 6:36 am

Ifreann wrote:
Verbluffen III wrote:WTF?!

My school blocks anything dealing with Germany!

WHAT THE HELL?!

The websites must be missing too.

Shit guys, Germany's disappearing from history. Check Israel and see if their population is increasing inexplicably.


What?!


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Postby Tectonic Order » Fri May 31, 2013 6:38 am

YEAH! CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR ZE DESTUCH-LANNNNND! TAKE JERUSLAM! KILL ALL ZE ZIONISTS JEWS! TAKE THE 1914 BORDEEERS!!!! MERGE WITH AUSTIRA!!!!!!
wait,what was that about?
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Fri May 31, 2013 6:38 am

My cousin used to joke that if you give a German a gun, he'll run toward France. By a happy coincidence, there are approximately as many Germans missing as there are registered German firearm owners. :blink:
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Postby Tectonic Order » Fri May 31, 2013 6:39 am

Where are you? I'm in Birmingham. I was born in hamburg,but my parents moved to birmingham 1 year after my birth :(
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