You know the second they figure out that yearly prophylactic injection that was mentioned in Star Trek: DS9, SOMEBODY is going to make out like a bandit and render that entire 100% argument almost moot.Risottia wrote:Grad Duchy of Luxembourg wrote:If humans had ass that turned bright red just like apes, then it might be ludicrous to claim ignorance, but humans have a concealed ovulation cycle that is hard to match perfectly. Women often have slightly irregular cycles.
Not only that: there's no 100% guaranteed birth control method except for hysterectomy or ectomy of ovaries (for females) or castration (for males).
Condoms break or slip. Not often but it can happen.
A mere diarrhea can prevent birth control pills from being digested.
Granted the quiverfull assholes probably will rail against it but by that point they'll probably be relegated to inbreeding amongst themselves.
Uh huh. It's a stripper pole going into my home. There better be some sexytime happening on it or it's getting bent into modern art.Immoren wrote:Northern Dominus wrote:Hmm... maybe I could move my basement gym into the garage to make way for it...
Nah, they already know I work at the aquarium. The older one already implored me to "never ever get another job cause mine is so cool"
Might have to just settle for installing mood lighting in the master bedroom/bathroom suite.
pole dancing in non-stripping context is completely legit form of exercise. *nods*




