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Condunum
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Postby Condunum » Thu May 30, 2013 9:25 am

Ifreann wrote:
Condunum wrote:What? NO. SHE'S REAL, I TELL YOU.

You're old enough now to hear the truth. Reppy is all in your head.

*sobs*
But I thought... I thought she was there! She really was, I saw it!
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Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f
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Postby Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f » Thu May 30, 2013 9:25 am

Wikkiwallana wrote:You have to track down the Book of all Admins, and using the profane rituals contained within, summon [violet] and best her in single combat using only your coding skills. Should you succeed, you have until the next full moon to track down a current admin, at which time you must sacrifice them on an altar made of copies of Jennifer Government and eat their still beating heart. Max will then appear and anoint you in syrup, causing your fell ascension to admin.

At least, that's what I heard, anyway.


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Postby New Rogernomics » Thu May 30, 2013 9:28 am

Marry an admin (or mod) that isn't already taken, then use your collection of tasty treats, and historical knowledge - to claim the title. That, or climb mount Everest. :meh:
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu May 30, 2013 9:29 am

Ifreann wrote:
Condunum wrote:What? NO. SHE'S REAL, I TELL YOU.

You're old enough now to hear the truth. Reppy is all in your head.


Yeah she is 8)
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Postby Condunum » Thu May 30, 2013 9:30 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Ifreann wrote:You're old enough now to hear the truth. Reppy is all in your head.


Yeah she is 8)

Badthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughts
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu May 30, 2013 9:31 am

Condunum wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Yeah she is 8)

Badthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughts


Bad thoughts.... or good ones? ;)
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Postby Thafoo » Thu May 30, 2013 9:35 am

Condunum wrote:
Ifreann wrote:You're old enough now to hear the truth. Reppy is all in your head.

*sobs*
But I thought... I thought she was there! She really was, I saw it!

Meth is a hell of a drug.
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Of the Free Socialist Territories
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Postby Of the Free Socialist Territories » Thu May 30, 2013 9:37 am

How to become an admin, eh?

Allow me to explain, dear one.

You must begin in the Forest of Arathna'koounha, also known as "Technical". There you should be nice and helpful and only answer people's queries if you yourself know your answers to be correct. Then you must travel over the Mountains of Harrgarr to the Questallanian market town of Sherouza, where you must learn to code. Properly learn to code, none of this amateur "BASIC" shite. Proper coding. Then you must take on SalusaSecundus in a coding duel upon the Fields of Trenzallifrey, where you shall surely be fed to the Server Hamsters should you fail to attain victory.

Assuming that you vanquish Salusa, you must then consume all of the glomeruli in his kidneys with only a serving of al dente penne pasta to help you through the ordeal. I've been reliably informed that they taste uncannily like Nigel Farage's used ties. Once you haven partaken in this feast you must trek across the Jerasthaloran Wastes, which lie to the north-south of Trenzallifrey, and avoid the tempestuously seductive Madame Rothguilderselle, the noted socialite and frustrated trophy wife of Baron Sir Geoffrey DeVerson, the Dutch-Tamil mining magnate from Mandalay. Should she kiss you, you shall turn into a profoundly unappetising mixture of Savoy cabbage and over-ripe Israeli dates, watered down with a frankly disgusting croissant-and-gefilte-fish soup, which all the guests at the party for the higher functionaries of the Albanian Communist Party shall refuse to eat.

Avoiding her charms, you must travel east-west up-down to the swamp kingdom of Muggrastiathathathkhon, the last remnant of the Byzantine Empire, outlasting even Trebizond, whereupon you must swill the boondoggerel merrily into the muthsheran of the Querrestian Ambassador to Biafra without him (for no woman has ever held the role) noticing. If you achieve this, your task will be complete.

And that, my lad, is how you become an NS admin. Intellegis?
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Postby Condunum » Thu May 30, 2013 9:39 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Condunum wrote:Badthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughts


Bad thoughts.... or good ones? ;)

I'm being advised to refrain from further comment.
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Postby Gallup » Thu May 30, 2013 9:41 am

Try this: viewtopic.php?f=16&t=85133

You probably won't be chosen. Mods and Admins need to have been very active on NS before becoming one.
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Postby Greed and Death » Thu May 30, 2013 9:42 am

Post a lot of snarky sarcastic threads.
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Postby -Phoenix Wright- » Thu May 30, 2013 9:42 am

Condunum wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Bad thoughts.... or good ones? ;)

I'm being advised to refrain from further comment.

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu May 30, 2013 9:46 am

Condunum wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Bad thoughts.... or good ones? ;)

I'm being advised to refrain from further comment.


Please don't :(
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Condunum
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Postby Condunum » Thu May 30, 2013 9:47 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Condunum wrote:I'm being advised to refrain from further comment.


Please don't :(

I know you have a fetish for seeing people smote for thinking about the mods, but I won't feed your fetish :P
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu May 30, 2013 9:48 am

Condunum wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Please don't :(

I know you have a fetish for seeing people smote for thinking about the mods, but I won't feed your fetish :P


It's not about the mods.

Just Reppy.

And Crazy Girl.
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Condunum
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Postby Condunum » Thu May 30, 2013 9:50 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Condunum wrote:I know you have a fetish for seeing people smote for thinking about the mods, but I won't feed your fetish :P


It's not about the mods.

Just Reppy.

And Crazy Girl.

I can honestly say I never really cared much for Crazy Girl :P
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Postby Thafoo » Thu May 30, 2013 9:51 am

Condunum wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
It's not about the mods.

Just Reppy.

And Crazy Girl.

I can honestly say I never really cared much for Crazy Girl :P

Just wait until she hears that.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu May 30, 2013 9:51 am

Condunum wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
It's not about the mods.

Just Reppy.

And Crazy Girl.

I can honestly say I never really cared much for Crazy Girl :P


You're missing out :p
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Postby Condunum » Thu May 30, 2013 9:51 am

Thafoo wrote:
Condunum wrote:I can honestly say I never really cared much for Crazy Girl :P

Just wait until she hears that.

I'm already fully integrated with the Matrix, they can't remove me.

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Condunum wrote:I can honestly say I never really cared much for Crazy Girl :P


You're missing out :p

I have my preferences already :P
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Postby Thafoo » Thu May 30, 2013 9:52 am

Condunum wrote:
Thafoo wrote:Just wait until she hears that.

I'm already fully integrated with the Matrix, they can't remove me.

the red pill dissolves in water ;)
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Postby Condunum » Thu May 30, 2013 9:54 am

Thafoo wrote:
Condunum wrote:I'm already fully integrated with the Matrix, they can't remove me.

the red pill dissolves in water ;)

You can't red pill a rogue :P
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Thafoo
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Postby Thafoo » Thu May 30, 2013 9:55 am

Condunum wrote:
Thafoo wrote:the red pill dissolves in water ;)

You can't red pill a rogue :P

Oh, but I can.



What if I told you


that I am Tofu?
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Condunum
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Postby Condunum » Thu May 30, 2013 9:57 am

Thafoo wrote:
Condunum wrote:You can't red pill a rogue :P

Oh, but I can.



What if I told you


that I am Tofu?

What if I told you

I am Smith?
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Postby Risottia » Thu May 30, 2013 10:04 am

Condunum wrote:
Thafoo wrote:Oh, but I can.



What if I told you


that I am Tofu?

What if I told you

I am Smith?


Bro, do you even Smith?
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Postby Josh Beaty » Thu May 30, 2013 10:09 am

Condunum wrote:
Thafoo wrote:Oh, but I can.



What if I told you


that I am Tofu?

What if I told you

I am Smith?


What if I told you that I am a perpetualy urinating panda who only eats corn from the deepest cavern in the cave of lettuce that is underneath the cave that is above the cave of lettuce?
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…

He says you never wanted him until he was gone.


I never wanted him at all, that one's off his rocker.


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