How could I possibly become an Administrator?

[Yespmedia]

I was wondering how I could possibly become a Nationstates Administrator. If any of you folks out there know how, please either reply to this post, or wire a telegram to Yespmedia. Thank you all for reading and answering this post.

[Galloism]

No. Good day.

Galloism has spoken.

[Ovisterra]

This may help you.

[The Blaatschapen]

viewtopic.php?f=16&t=85133

[Diopolis]

Someone else has to nominate you. You can't apply, and I'm pretty sure you have to have been here a while.

[Ovisterra]

Someone else has to nominate you. You can't apply, and I'm pretty sure you have to have been here a while.

You don't have to be nominated, to my (admittedly not perfect) knowledge. It could help your case, but I don't think it's a requirement.

[Diopolis]

Someone else has to nominate you. You can't apply, and I'm pretty sure you have to have been here a while.

You don't have to be nominated, to my (admittedly not perfect) knowledge. It could help your case, but I don't think it's a requirement.

All I know about the process is that you can't nominate yourself.

[Ifreann]

You can't. The admins are all Max Barry. Except Reppy, who is our collective delusion.

[Vitaphone Racing]

All new administrators have to go through an initiation process. Come naked.

[Surfistan]

Can't become one anymore, because you want to. You have to earn it. And you lost some points by asking.

It's one of those rules, you know.

[Wikkiwallana]

You have to track down the Book of all Admins, and using the profane rituals contained within, summon [violet] and best her in single combat using only your coding skills. Should you succeed, you have until the next full moon to track down a current admin, at which time you must sacrifice them on an altar made of copies of Jennifer Government and eat their still beating heart. Max will then appear and anoint you in syrup, causing your fell ascension to admin.

At least, that's what I heard, anyway.

[The Blaatschapen]

All new administrators have to go through an initiation process. Come naked.

That's how LG became mod.

[Diopolis]

You have to track down the Book of all Admins, and using the profane rituals contained within, summon [violet] and best her in single combat using only your coding skills. Should you succeed, you have until the next full moon to track down a current admin, at which time you must sacrifice them on an altar made of copies of Jennifer Government and eat their still beating heart. Max will then appear and anoint you in syrup, causing your fell ascension to admin.

At least, that's what I heard, anyway.

^this

[The Blaatschapen]

You have to track down the Book of all Admins, and using the profane rituals contained within, summon [violet] and best her in single combat using only your coding skills. Should you succeed, you have until the next full moon to track down a current admin, at which time you must sacrifice them on an altar made of copies of Jennifer Government and eat their still beating heart. Max will then appear and anoint you in syrup, causing your fell ascension to admin.

At least, that's what I heard, anyway.

Combating [violet] in coding skills is a challenge, but within the realm of possibility. Tracking down Ballotonia shouldn't be too hard, I know which city to look in. So all I've left is finding copies of Jennifer Government. That might be tricky.

[Torisakia]

Everything everyone else has said is a lie, NS administrators do not exist. *nods*

Good day.

[Thafoo]

Do the magical fairy dance on the purest night of the year, July 31st, naked, in a perfectly circular field. If you have the will and grace to become an administrator then the circle will light up and you will ascend to the heavens to join the ranks of the powers that live at the top of Mount Olympus.

Or, we'll just slap you hard with a wet trout for asking the same question that every new person asks during summer.

[The Sector Union]

Wow is this thread not locked? All the forums I go on have strict mods that lock threads like these and ban users that ask.

[Technopolis]

Bleed for me.

Wow is this thread not locked? All the forums I go on have strict mods that lock threads like these and ban users that ask.

It'll get locked in a minute. And to be honest, while ignorant, it's a reasonable question. Everyone loves a nugget or two of power.

[The Whispers]

Obviously you need to have a massive liberal bias and predisposition towards asking for threads to be closed. Duh.

[Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f]

I was wondering how I could possibly become a Nationstates Administrator. If any of you folks out there know how, please either reply to this post, or wire a telegram to Yespmedia. Thank you all for reading and answering this post.

Make sure you post racist rhetoric, pr0n, call everyone a troll in an attempt to shut down discussion, and remember to call everyone a moron and remember to save your best insults for the moderators.

Do all that you'll be a definite shoe in for [violet]'s job.

[The Sector Union]

Obviously you need to have a massive liberal bias and predisposition towards asking for threads to be closed. Duh.

That's why my right-wing threads get locked.

[Condunum]

You can't. The admins are all Max Barry. Except Reppy, who is our collective delusion.

What? NO. SHE'S REAL, I TELL YOU.

[Risottia]

I was wondering how I could possibly become a Nationstates Administrator. If any of you folks out there know how, please either reply to this post, or wire a telegram to Yespmedia. Thank you all for reading and answering this post.

I suggest bribing Max Barry.

[The Whispers]

Obviously you need to have a massive liberal bias and predisposition towards asking for threads to be closed. Duh.

That's why my right-wing threads get locked.

Exactly.

[Ifreann]

You can't. The admins are all Max Barry. Except Reppy, who is our collective delusion.

What? NO. SHE'S REAL, I TELL YOU.

You're old enough now to hear the truth. Reppy is all in your head.