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Grow a penis in a lab???

Postby Chrobalta » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:38 pm

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheYoungTur ... TT0oX1UKvg

It is possible and being done!!!

Does anybody else see potential for growing other body parts in laboratories?
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Postby New Kereptica » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:39 pm

It's been done before, with more useful organs.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:40 pm

Chrobalta wrote:http://www.youtube.com/user/TheYoungTurks#p/u/1/vTT0oX1UKvg

It is possible and being done!!!

Does anybody else see potential for growing other body parts in laboratories?


I see lots of possibilities. Mostly for organs to help kidney patients, etc.
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:43 pm

Wait; if they can grow penises in a lab and have jar-opening machines....

Oh shit! Women don't need us anymore!!! :shock:

*prepares to begin running in panicked circles*
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Postby The Free Army Corps » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:44 pm

Yeah they were growing human ears and noses on mice a few years ago.
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Postby Vault 10 » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:45 pm

Chrobalta wrote:http://www.youtube.com/user/TheYoungTurks#p/u/1/vTT0oX1UKvg
It is possible and being done!!!

I look forward to the culinary adventures it promises.
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Postby Dakini » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:45 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Wait; if they can grow penises in a lab and have jar-opening machines....

Oh shit! Women don't need us anymore!!! :shock:

*prepares to begin running in panicked circles*

Who needed a jar opening machine? You just bash the lid on the counter a couple of times and it's good to go.
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Postby Heaven Hieghts » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:46 pm

The Free Army Corps wrote:Yeah they were growing human ears and noses on mice a few years ago.

That'd be an odd thing to see...
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Postby Milks Empire » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:46 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Wait; if they can grow penises in a lab and have jar-opening machines....
Oh shit! Women don't need us anymore!!! :shock:
*prepares to begin running in panicked circles*

NOW HOLD IT...
At the very least, they find us entertaining. Right? So if we're good entertainment, they'll keep us. There's no need to Image. :)
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:46 pm

Dakini wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Wait; if they can grow penises in a lab and have jar-opening machines....

Oh shit! Women don't need us anymore!!! :shock:

*prepares to begin running in panicked circles*

Who needed a jar opening machine? You just bash the lid on the counter a couple of times and it's good to go.


Oh, well then in that case....

Image
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Postby Takaram » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:46 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Wait; if they can grow penises in a lab and have jar-opening machines....

Oh shit! Women don't need us anymore!!! :shock:

*prepares to begin running in panicked circles*


They've had dildoes for years, and still haven't killed us all off. I'm not expectin... Wait, what is that sound? OH NO!!! *Gets dragged outside by a bunch of women and dragged off to a work camp*
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:46 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Wait; if they can grow penises in a lab and have jar-opening machines....
Oh shit! Women don't need us anymore!!! :shock:
*prepares to begin running in panicked circles*

NOW HOLD IT...
At the very least, they find us entertaining. Right?


Well, they find ME entertaining. Maybe they'll keep me as a pet.
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Postby Milks Empire » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:47 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Wait; if they can grow penises in a lab and have jar-opening machines....
Oh shit! Women don't need us anymore!!! :shock:
*prepares to begin running in panicked circles*

NOW HOLD IT...
At the very least, they find us entertaining. Right?

Well, they find ME entertaining. Maybe they'll keep me as a pet.

Then there's no need to Image! :)
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Postby Desperate Measures » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:47 pm

New Kereptica wrote:It's been done before, with more useful organs.

Organ more useful than a penis? A double penis?
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Postby New Kereptica » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:50 pm

Desperate Measures wrote:
New Kereptica wrote:It's been done before, with more useful organs.

Organ more useful than a penis? A double penis?

Hyperpenis.
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Postby Takaram » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:52 pm

New Kereptica wrote:
Desperate Measures wrote:
New Kereptica wrote:It's been done before, with more useful organs.

Organ more useful than a penis? A double penis?

Hyperpenis.


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Postby Fredrikshamn » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:52 pm

I was more impressed with the anchorwoman in the red shirt, WOW... wait does that mean I am thinking with my non- laboratory grown penis? hmmm....
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Postby Heaven Hieghts » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:53 pm

Desperate Measures wrote:
New Kereptica wrote:It's been done before, with more useful organs.

Organ more useful than a penis? A double penis?

Umh... A heart maybe? A new Liver?
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Postby Illithar » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:54 pm

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Postby Desperate Measures » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:54 pm

New Kereptica wrote:
Desperate Measures wrote:
New Kereptica wrote:It's been done before, with more useful organs.

Organ more useful than a penis? A double penis?

Hyperpenis.

This is why I'm not a scientist. My ideas are merely sophomoric. Godspeed, Scientists. Harness the future.
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“Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic”
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A simplified maxim on the subject states "An atheist would say, 'I don't believe God exists'; an agnostic would say, 'I don't know whether or not God exists'; and an ignostic would say, 'I don't know what you mean when you say, "God exists" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignosticism
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Postby Vault 10 » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:55 pm

Desperate Measures wrote:
New Kereptica wrote:It's been done before, with more useful organs.

Organ more useful than a penis? A double penis?

A gay penis.
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Postby Vault 10 » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:55 pm

Desperate Measures wrote:This is why I'm not a scientist. My ideas are merely sophomoric. Godspeed, Scientists. Harass the future.

Fixed.
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Postby Desperate Measures » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:56 pm

Heaven Hieghts wrote:
Desperate Measures wrote:
New Kereptica wrote:It's been done before, with more useful organs.

Organ more useful than a penis? A double penis?

Umh... A heart maybe? A new Liver?

I fail to see how a heart or a liver with a penis attached would be useful to anybody.
"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."
- Vladimir Nabokov US (1899 - 1977)
Also, me.
“Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic”
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky Russian Novelist and Writer, 1821-1881
"All Clock Faces Are Wrong." - Gene Ray, Prophet(?) http://www.timecube.com
A simplified maxim on the subject states "An atheist would say, 'I don't believe God exists'; an agnostic would say, 'I don't know whether or not God exists'; and an ignostic would say, 'I don't know what you mean when you say, "God exists" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignosticism
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Postby Metz-Lorraine » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:58 pm

:eek:
this is going to end badly...
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Postby Desperate Measures » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:59 pm

Vault 10 wrote:
Desperate Measures wrote:This is why I'm not a scientist. My ideas are merely sophomoric. Godspeed, Scientists. Harass the future.

Fixed.

And fixed well. It shall not break on me again.
"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."
- Vladimir Nabokov US (1899 - 1977)
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“Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic”
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky Russian Novelist and Writer, 1821-1881
"All Clock Faces Are Wrong." - Gene Ray, Prophet(?) http://www.timecube.com
A simplified maxim on the subject states "An atheist would say, 'I don't believe God exists'; an agnostic would say, 'I don't know whether or not God exists'; and an ignostic would say, 'I don't know what you mean when you say, "God exists" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignosticism
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