The Girlfriend Zone

[New haven america]

Yes, school is horrible, mine feel like it's becoming more of a prison everyday(They completely locked up the campus ever since Sandyhook, been that way ever since)

Oh, you're going to do really well when you grow up and get a job.

My school's the best HS in the city, used to be open campus during school hours(sorta is now, now the only way you can get in is at the front, pissed me off.

[Vitaphone Racing]

With all the porn available on the internet, I still can't understand why people need to express their sexual frustrations on NSG.

[Torisakia]

Yes, school is horrible, mine feel like it's becoming more of a prison everyday(They completely locked up the campus ever since Sandyhook, been that way ever since)

Oh, you're going to do really well when you grow up and get a job.

It's either we stay in school and get summer off or we dropout.

Which one affects the future more?

[Ensiferum]

So 3dgy.

Oh man.

Yes, let's assume only men get friendzoned. Fuck women and their whole feelings, they can't possibly get friendzoned! Yeah no. Women are people too. Get over it.

[United Dependencies]

...People? Yes, I would assume the majority of NSG users are people. *nod*

I think there might be one or two lizardmen.

[Dakini]

The post is kind of sexist.

The post is satire.

[Ensiferum]

...People? Yes, I would assume the majority of NSG users are people. *nod*

I think there might be one or two lizardmen.

We prefer the term Core Dwellers. Thanks.

[Choronzon]

Oh man.

Yes, let's assume only men get friendzoned. Fuck women and their whole feelings, they can't possibly get friendzoned! Yeah no. Women are people too. Get over it.

I don't know what argument you think you're battling against, but I can assure you I am not making it.

[Ensiferum]

The post is kind of sexist.

The post is satire.

Sexist satire is still sexism.

[Dakini]

Oh man.

Yes, let's assume only men get friendzoned. Fuck women and their whole feelings, they can't possibly get friendzoned! Yeah no. Women are people too. Get over it.

No, seriously, the thing I posted in the OP was satire. It's a parody of the "friend zone" rants that "Nice Guys" go on.

I mean, did you think the part about learning to hunt mammoths was serious?

[Anachronous Rex]

With all the porn available on the internet, I still can't understand why people need to express their sexual frustrations on NSG.

Porn helps with horniness, but does very little to address the innate need for intimacy.

A deficiency in which will over time cause the immature to vengefully cry out, "why won't you love me!"

[United Dependencies]

The post is satire.

Sexist satire is still sexism.

You're ignoring a larger problem for a smaller one.

[Choronzon]

The post is satire.

Sexist satire is still sexism.

There is really nothing sexist about this post. At all. You seem to be under the impression that people are saying things that no one is saying.

You should maybe get that checked out.

[Cannot think of a name]

Porn helps with horniness, but does very little to address the innate need for intimacy.

Dammit.

[Nadkor]

The post is satire.

Sexist satire is still sexism.

And A Modest Proposal still talked about selling children for food, but...

[Choronzon]

Yes, let's assume only men get friendzoned. Fuck women and their whole feelings, they can't possibly get friendzoned! Yeah no. Women are people too. Get over it.

No, seriously, the thing I posted in the OP was satire. It's a parody of the "friend zone" rants that "Nice Guys" go on.

I mean, did you think the part about learning to hunt mammoths was serious?

Somewhere in that post you apparently denied that sometimes women feel affection for people who don't return their affection.

You're a bad, bad person.

[Evraim]

Yes, let's assume only men get friendzoned. Fuck women and their whole feelings, they can't possibly get friendzoned! Yeah no. Women are people too. Get over it.

No, seriously, the thing I posted in the OP was satire. It's a parody of the "friend zone" rants that "Nice Guys" go on.

I mean, did you think the part about learning to hunt mammoths was serious?

Ye- No... No, I didn't.

And A Modest Proposal still talked about selling children for food, but...

Are Irish juveniles children?

[EnragedMaldivians]

Yeah, it's mostly to put you folks back in school. Honestly, do you guys really need three months off?

Yes, school is horrible, mine feel like it's becoming more of a prison everyday

Thank God. They don't let people out of prison just because it's summer.

No, in all seriousness, if you think the problem with your town's girls are that they're mostly just too shallow or "too gay" to be interested in you..then the problem lies in your sexist and juvenile attitude. Stop pretending you're superior to them.

[The Serbian Empire]

Did you drink the skooma?

You know what'll help me escape prison? Getting liquored up. That'll do the trick.

Don't drink it. Bribe the orc with it!

[Morganutopia]

I am a nice guy so im really bad off.
And girls i no act like thay like me f@$ing tell me so and then they say mean things to me.
I wonder why?

[United Dependencies]

You know what'll help me escape prison? Getting liquored up. That'll do the trick.

Don't drink it. Bribe the orc with it!

Aw shit, was that I was supposed to be doing with it?

All the wasted months.

[Occupied Deutschland]

Are Irish juveniles children?

Course not. They're lightweights who can't handle their liquor.

Edit: Quote fail

[New haven america]

Yes, school is horrible, mine feel like it's becoming more of a prison everyday

Thank God. They don't let people out of prison just because it's summer.

No, in all seriousness, if you think the problem with your town's girls are that they're mostly just too shallow or "too gay" to be interested in you..then the problem lies in your sexist and juvenile attitude. Stop pretending you're superior to them.

I don't, I try to treat everyone as equals(Unless they've bullied me), but if someone doesn't wanna date me or rejects me, wipe it off and move on(Growing experience), their choice, IDC.
Also all school's probably will be, one day.

[The Serbian Empire]

Don't drink it. Bribe the orc with it!

Aw shit, was that I was supposed to be doing with it?

All the wasted months.

Yeah... That is all that was needed to be done.

[Dakini]

No, seriously, the thing I posted in the OP was satire. It's a parody of the "friend zone" rants that "Nice Guys" go on.

I mean, did you think the part about learning to hunt mammoths was serious?

Ye- No... No, I didn't.

You're not the only one who missed that.