The Girlfriend Zone

[Torisakia]

I seriously doubt you're old enough to be so set in your ways.

I think this is more about you wanting to be the outcast, because this gives you cred. Plus it gives you something to bitch about.

I would bitch about it, but Wordpress kicked me off their website...

I am old enough to be set in my ways...in Iran.

[Individuality-ness]

Clearly you are a horrible person who cannot be spoken to. (As am I, since I used to do a ton of theatre and my large collection of Random Crap Left Over From a Costume includes some thrift-store t-shirts with bands I don't care about on them. They are still comfortable t-shirts, so sometimes I wear them. Monstrous of me, I know.)

If a shirt seems cool, I'll wear it. If I like the band or logo, so much the better. If not, I'm not going to sell the shirt or beat myself up over it.

It's a shirt. If it's comfortable, I'll wear it.

[New haven america]

Most Females in my town are either: Shallow as fuck or Lesbian, so meh.

Yeah, clearly those are the reasons why you can't get a girlfriend.

No, I'm actually pretty nice(And being bi doesn't hurt either ), and try to treat most people with respect, unless they've pissed me off(Giant list), so ya, though some girls are nice.

[The Serbian Empire]

I feel like I just walked into a judgement fest.

You must be at least this punk rock to continue.

I'm so metal that I produce titanium.

[Farnhamia]

If a shirt seems cool, I'll wear it. If I like the band or logo, so much the better. If not, I'm not going to sell the shirt or beat myself up over it.

It's a shirt. If it's comfortable, I'll wear it.

I want this one: http://www.badideatshirts.com/IM-FINE-T ... P2200.aspx

[Nadkor]

Yeah, clearly those are the reasons why you can't get a girlfriend.

No, I'm actually pretty nice(And being bi doesn't hurt either ), and try to treat most people with respect, unless they've pissed me off(Giant list), so ya.

Yes, from what you typed I can see how those things are true.

[Dakini]

No girl likes me.

Most Females in my town are either: Shallow as fuck or Lesbian, so meh.

Seriously... that's horseshit.

It's not that women are shallow (because really, not all women even have the same taste in guys), it's more likely that you're either not talking to women who might be interested in you (maybe because you don't consider them attractive enough to spend your time on them) or you're not very interesting to talk to. There's also the chance that you've just never tried and find it easier to assume that you don't stand a chance than to face the possibility of rejection.

[Farnhamia]

You must be at least this punk rock to continue.

I'm so metal that I produce titanium.

I bet you piss mercury, too.

[Individuality-ness]

Yeah, clearly those are the reasons why you can't get a girlfriend.

No, I'm actually pretty nice(And being bi doesn't hurt either ), and try to treat most people with respect, unless they've pissed me off(Giant list), so ya, though some girls are nice.

Uh huh.

[Morganutopia]

Most Females in my town are either: Shallow as fuck or Lesbian, so meh.

Seriously... that's horseshit.

It's not that women are shallow (because really, not all women even have the same taste in guys), it's more likely that you're either not talking to women who might be interested in you (maybe because you don't consider them attractive enough to spend your time on them) or you're not very interesting to talk to. There's also the chance that you've just never tried and find it easier to assume that you don't stand a chance than to face the possibility of rejection.

Who is horseshit?

[New haven america]

Most Females in my town are either: Shallow as fuck or Lesbian, so meh.

Seriously... that's horseshit.

It's not that women are shallow (because really, not all women even have the same taste in guys), it's more likely that you're either not talking to women who might be interested in you (maybe because you don't consider them attractive enough to spend your time on them) or you're not very interesting to talk to. There's also the chance that you've just never tried and find it easier to assume that you don't stand a chance than to face the possibility of rejection.

Hey, I'm usually nice and don't give a shit about rejection.

[Cannot think of a name]

Incidently, after almost a decade of working music retail (that's the fanciest way I could come up with saying 'wasted my twenties working at a record store...sigh), I still have a bunch of t-shirts from bands I don't know. One of these days I should look up Scapegoat Wax...or is that the album title and Okeyblow the band name? I don't know, they're from Chico I guess, since the cover is a picture of a Chico exit sign...

Clearly you are a horrible person who cannot be spoken to. (As am I, since I used to do a ton of theatre and my large collection of Random Crap Left Over From a Costume includes some thrift-store t-shirts with bands I don't care about on them. They are still comfortable t-shirts, so sometimes I wear them. Monstrous of me, I know.)

So much weird crap from theater productions. I'm bummed that recently I wasn't able to save a booth from the first production of a play I wrote about a late night diner.

[EnragedMaldivians]

Or don't. I gave you sincere advice. Whether you take it or leave it is not my concern.

Alrighty then.

You know what, I'm a fairly nice guy (and no, not that kind of 'nice guy'), so I'll try again, while being more direct.

Stop thinking that you are superior to your peers.

Stop focusing on every negative detail about them as an excuse to hate on them. Everyone has flaws. So do you.

Drop this, "I am better than them. They are all shallow jackasses" attitude you are projecting. They're mostly kids going through the same things that you do, and likely have at least some things in common with you. Maybe if you talked to them without assuming the worst about them you'd find out what they are, and make some genuine friends.

There. That's my advice. Take it or leave it.

[Evraim]

If a shirt seems cool, I'll wear it. If I like the band or logo, so much the better. If not, I'm not going to sell the shirt or beat myself up over it.

It's a shirt. If it's comfortable, I'll wear it.

Aesthetics is crucial when selecting articles of clothing!

*calls in the fashion police*

[Dakini]

Seriously... that's horseshit.

It's not that women are shallow (because really, not all women even have the same taste in guys), it's more likely that you're either not talking to women who might be interested in you (maybe because you don't consider them attractive enough to spend your time on them) or you're not very interesting to talk to. There's also the chance that you've just never tried and find it easier to assume that you don't stand a chance than to face the possibility of rejection.

Who is horseshit?

The claim that most women in a town are too shallow or gay.

[Evraim]

Who is horseshit?

The claim that most women in a town are too shallow or gay.

Is it possible to be too gay?

[Dakini]

Seriously... that's horseshit.

It's not that women are shallow (because really, not all women even have the same taste in guys), it's more likely that you're either not talking to women who might be interested in you (maybe because you don't consider them attractive enough to spend your time on them) or you're not very interesting to talk to. There's also the chance that you've just never tried and find it easier to assume that you don't stand a chance than to face the possibility of rejection.

Hey, I'm usually nice and don't give a shit about rejection.

You're so nice that you assume all women in your town who aren't into you are shallow or lesbians?

[New haven america]

Who is horseshit?

The claim that most women in a town are too shallow or gay.

I said my town, and trust me, most are.

[Morganutopia]

Who is horseshit?

The claim that most women in a town are too shallow or gay.

Good so not me.

[New haven america]

Hey, I'm usually nice and don't give a shit about rejection.

You're so nice that you assume all women who aren't into you are shallow or lesbians?

That's not an assumption, in my school, that's fact, I treat everyone with respect(Unless they've pissed me off or bullied me)

[United Dependencies]

How do you know this?

Hands-on experience.

Hey-o

[Nadkor]

You're so nice that you assume all women who aren't into you are shallow or lesbians?

That's not an assumption, in my school, that's fact.

I'm actually pretty nice ... and try to treat most people with respect

Hmm.

[The Serbian Empire]

I'm so metal that I produce titanium.

I bet you piss mercury, too.

Not yet, it takes 4 times more atomic mass to produce a single mercury atom as titanium. My budget isn't large enough.

[Nailed to the Perch]

Clearly you are a horrible person who cannot be spoken to. (As am I, since I used to do a ton of theatre and my large collection of Random Crap Left Over From a Costume includes some thrift-store t-shirts with bands I don't care about on them. They are still comfortable t-shirts, so sometimes I wear them. Monstrous of me, I know.)

So much weird crap from theater productions. I'm bummed that recently I wasn't able to save a booth from the first production of a play I wrote about a late night diner.

I sometimes have fun going through the weird theatre crap and trying to remember why I have it. When did I wear these harem pants? Why do I have 47 ostrich feathers? What's with the green wig? Then I have those fun moments of "OH RIGHT, that's from when I was the drunken lumberjack in my friend's one-act! Good times!"

[New Nassrau]

You're so nice that you assume all women who aren't into you are shallow or lesbians?

That's not an assumption, in my school, that's fact.

Then if I ask about the popular girls then the answer will be "They're sluts" or "I'm not popular"