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Boris-man to the rescue!

Postby Hydesland » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:43 pm

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u ... 901972.ece

Boris Johnson rides to woman’s rescue

Mayor Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, has chased off a group of girls attacking a woman, shouting at them that they were “oiks”.

Franny Armstrong, a film-maker and climate activist who admits that she voted for Mr Johnson’s opponent, Ken Livingstone, in the mayoral elections, was surrounded by the girls while walking home in North London.

“It was very frightening,” she said.

The girls, one armed with an iron bar, pushed her against a car.

“At that moment a man cycled past and I called for help,” Ms Armstrong said. The cyclist, who turned out to be the mayor, stopped.

“He said to the girls, ‘What do you think you are doing?’,” Ms Armstrong said. She added that he chased them down the street, calling them “oiks”.

He returned and insisted on walking her home.

“He was my knight on a shining bicycle,” she said.

Ms Armstrong directed the film Age of Stupid and is the founder of the 10:10 campaign, which aims to cut 10 per cent of carbon emissions in 2010 and has attracted support from leading firms and personalities.

She admitted that she did not agree with Mr Johnson’s politics, and had voted for Mr Livingstone, but added: “If you find yourself down a dark alleyway and in trouble I think Boris would be of more use than Ken.”


So uuh... thoughts? How often do you hear about mayors of major cities doing something like this? Is 'clear off you oiks' really so threatening?

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Postby Kobrania » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:45 pm

He is a lovable but absolutely incompetent man. :blush:
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Postby Call to power » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:56 pm

old news :p

what I'd like to know is why he said oinks...do you think he talks like that to his mother?!

“If you find yourself down a dark alleyway and in trouble I think Boris would be of more use than Ken.”


bollocks Ken Livingstone could totally have Boris in a fight
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Postby Hydesland » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:34 pm

Call to power wrote:bollocks Ken Livingstone could totally have Boris in a fight


Putin could take them both on, but we all know Putin is evil and thus cannot be a super hero. He would obviously most likely be helping the yobs attack the stranger.
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Postby Conserative Morality » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:36 pm

Hydesland wrote:Putin could take them both on, but we all know Putin is evil and is thus cannot be a super hero. He would obviously most likely be helping the yobs attack the stranger.

I thought Putin = Our cruel and vengeful god, whom we must not upset at any cost? He does, after all, protect Russia's coasts single-handedly. :p
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Postby Call to power » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:40 pm

Hydesland wrote:Putin could take them both on, but we all know Putin is evil and is thus cannot be a super hero. He would obviously most likely be helping the yobs attack the stranger.


ah but how would Putin administer the Polonium if Boris can't use the chop-sticks at the sushi bar
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Postby Free Soviets » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:53 pm

Hydesland wrote:How often do you hear about mayors of major cities doing something like this?

the mayor of milwaukee, wi is gonna ride to the governorship on just such a story. only his involved jumping in to help a screaming woman against a guy armed with a metal pipe.
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Postby Teletropis » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:06 pm

A few years ago our ex mayor fell down some stairs late one night and tried to claim he was jumped by a drug dealer.. But he was actually just drunk and had a fall, bit awkward.
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