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Postby Pevisopolis » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:14 pm

OK, I believe I've found something (might I add, while completely sober. Must be alien to NSG, as my brain is normally absolutely fucking saturated in THC.) All right, mah bois and gurls, hear me out...

Obama has had his figurative Balls cut off!

By this, I mean that he seems to believe the ilk of Glenn Beck 'n such when they ramble on about "The American Populace is squarely and unanimously taking up arms against teh ebul islamoatheist communofascist". Because of this, he seems to have lost the balls he had out in such force during the campaign. Hence the half-assing we've witnessed through Health Care Reform and such.
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Postby Maurepas » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:15 pm

Replace Obama with Entire Democratic Party, and you may have a point....

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Postby Farnhamia » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:17 pm

Maurepas wrote:Replace Obama with Entire Democratic Party, and you may have a point....

The Democratic Party hasn't had balls since the early 90s. Obama's just finding out what a pain in the ass it is to try to get anything done in Congress in modern times. Having the "support" of the Democrats sometimes doesn't seem to help. As Will Rogers put it many years ago, "I'm not a member of any organized political party. I'm a Democrat."
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Postby Red Blooded Uhmericuh » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:19 pm

Pevisopolis wrote:OK, I believe I've found something (might I add, while completely sober. Must be alien to NSG, as my brain is normally absolutely fucking saturated in THC.) All right, mah bois and gurls, hear me out...

Obama has had his figurative Balls cut off!

By this, I mean that he seems to believe the ilk of Glenn Beck 'n such when they ramble on about "The American Populace is squarely and unanimously taking up arms against teh ebul islamoatheist communofascist". Because of this, he seems to have lost the balls he had out in such force during the campaign. Hence the half-assing we've witnessed through Health Care Reform and such.


He is backing down to Beck, because Beck is the purveyor of the Truth that stops Tyrants like Obama from ruining our nation and takin our jobs!

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Postby Maurepas » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:20 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Maurepas wrote:Replace Obama with Entire Democratic Party, and you may have a point....

The Democratic Party hasn't had balls since the early 90s. Obama's just finding out what a pain in the ass it is to try to get anything done in Congress in modern times. Having the "support" of the Democrats sometimes doesn't seem to help. As Will Rogers put it many years ago, "I'm not a member of any organized political party. I'm a Democrat."

Agreed, :(

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Postby Redslavia » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:21 pm

Jesse Jackson actually fulfills his desires and strikes!
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Postby Kalakda » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:24 pm

Red Blooded Uhmericuh wrote:
Pevisopolis wrote:OK, I believe I've found something (might I add, while completely sober. Must be alien to NSG, as my brain is normally absolutely fucking saturated in THC.) All right, mah bois and gurls, hear me out...

Obama has had his figurative Balls cut off!

By this, I mean that he seems to believe the ilk of Glenn Beck 'n such when they ramble on about "The American Populace is squarely and unanimously taking up arms against teh ebul islamoatheist communofascist". Because of this, he seems to have lost the balls he had out in such force during the campaign. Hence the half-assing we've witnessed through Health Care Reform and such.


He is backing down to Beck, because Beck is the purveyor of the Truth that stops Tyrants like Obama from ruining our nation and takin our jobs!



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Postby H N Fiddlebottoms VIII » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:26 pm

Pevisopolis wrote:he seems to have lost the balls he had out in such force during the campaign.

I'll admit that I didn't follow the 2008 race as avidly as others, but I did keep a certain eye on it and I don't recall seeing Obama prominently displaying his testicles (figurative or otherwise).
And the health care bill isn't half-assed, it is a quite straightforward effort to shove everyone into the pocket of one insurance company or another. You think that just because your young, healthy, financially secure, look after yourself and can pay for an annual check-up out of pocket, that means you don't need an overpriced insurance policy? You think we care about your "choice"?
If you want to be charitable, you could say that the Democrats are hoping that doing so will appease the Insurance Gods and lead to lower premiums all around, but that's
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Postby Call to power » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:30 pm

hmm I wonder what the world would be like if we castrated our leaders...

Pevisopolis wrote:OK, I believe I've found something (might I add, while completely sober. Must be alien to NSG, as my brain is normally absolutely fucking saturated in THC.) All right, mah bois and gurls, hear me out...


...prove it

Pevisopolis wrote:By this, I mean that he seems to believe the ilk of Glenn Beck 'n such when they ramble on about "The American Populace is squarely and unanimously taking up arms against teh ebul islamoatheist communofascist".


well its a very hot button issue in the US and one that you can't just expect to shove down congresses throat...plus democracy is long and hard
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Postby Takaram » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:37 pm

DAMN YOU JESSE JACKSON!!!

EDIT: Or was that Al Frankin, I can't remember.
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Postby Redslavia » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:40 pm

Takaram wrote:DAMN YOU JESSE JACKSON!!!

EDIT: Or was that Al Frankin, I can't remember.


It was Jesse Jackson wanting Obama's balls.
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Postby Takaram » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:41 pm

Redslavia wrote:
Takaram wrote:DAMN YOU JESSE JACKSON!!!

EDIT: Or was that Al Frankin, I can't remember.


It was Jesse Jackson wanting Obama's balls.


Ok, we're all good then.

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Postby Red Blooded Uhmericuh » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:41 pm

Kalakda wrote:
Red Blooded Uhmericuh wrote:
Pevisopolis wrote:OK, I believe I've found something (might I add, while completely sober. Must be alien to NSG, as my brain is normally absolutely fucking saturated in THC.) All right, mah bois and gurls, hear me out...

Obama has had his figurative Balls cut off!

By this, I mean that he seems to believe the ilk of Glenn Beck 'n such when they ramble on about "The American Populace is squarely and unanimously taking up arms against teh ebul islamoatheist communofascist". Because of this, he seems to have lost the balls he had out in such force during the campaign. Hence the half-assing we've witnessed through Health Care Reform and such.


He is backing down to Beck, because Beck is the purveyor of the Truth that stops Tyrants like Obama from ruining our nation and takin our jobs!



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Postby Goath » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:48 pm

Red Blooded Uhmericuh wrote:
Kalakda wrote:
Red Blooded Uhmericuh wrote:
Pevisopolis wrote:OK, I believe I've found something (might I add, while completely sober. Must be alien to NSG, as my brain is normally absolutely fucking saturated in THC.) All right, mah bois and gurls, hear me out...

Obama has had his figurative Balls cut off!

By this, I mean that he seems to believe the ilk of Glenn Beck 'n such when they ramble on about "The American Populace is squarely and unanimously taking up arms against teh ebul islamoatheist communofascist". Because of this, he seems to have lost the balls he had out in such force during the campaign. Hence the half-assing we've witnessed through Health Care Reform and such.


He is backing down to Beck, because Beck is the purveyor of the Truth that stops Tyrants like Obama from ruining our nation and takin our jobs!



OH YEAH!!! :)


They took our jobs!


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As to the OP- the President hasn't lost any of the force he had on the campaign- he's just dealing with Congress now, which makes things, you know, more difficult.

I think part of the reason people think the President seems a little less forceful now is that he turned the healthcare bill totally over to the Congress to construct- trying to learn a lesson that Hillary Clinton learned the hard way in the 90's.

The man's been in office for 10 months- anyone who thinks they know how the rest of the 4 years is going to turn out is just being grandiose.
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Postby Pevisopolis » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:02 pm

Red Blooded Uhmericuh wrote:
Pevisopolis wrote:OK, I believe I've found something (might I add, while completely sober. Must be alien to NSG, as my brain is normally absolutely fucking saturated in THC.) All right, mah bois and gurls, hear me out...

Obama has had his figurative Balls cut off!

By this, I mean that he seems to believe the ilk of Glenn Beck 'n such when they ramble on about "The American Populace is squarely and unanimously taking up arms against teh ebul islamoatheist communofascist". Because of this, he seems to have lost the balls he had out in such force during the campaign. Hence the half-assing we've witnessed through Health Care Reform and such.


He is backing down to Beck, because Beck is the purveyor of the Truth that stops Tyrants like Obama from ruining our nation and takin our jobs!


Not sure if serious...
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Postby Wutaco » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:16 pm

Call to power wrote:hmm I wonder what the world would be like if we castrated our leaders...

Pevisopolis wrote:OK, I believe I've found something (might I add, while completely sober. Must be alien to NSG, as my brain is normally absolutely fucking saturated in THC.) All right, mah bois and gurls, hear me out...


...prove it

Pevisopolis wrote:By this, I mean that he seems to believe the ilk of Glenn Beck 'n such when they ramble on about "The American Populace is squarely and unanimously taking up arms against teh ebul islamoatheist communofascist".


well its a very hot button issue in the US and one that you can't just expect to shove down congresses throat...plus democracy is long and hard

Thats what she said :P
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Postby Wutaco » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:16 pm

Call to power wrote:hmm I wonder what the world would be like if we castrated our leaders...

Pevisopolis wrote:OK, I believe I've found something (might I add, while completely sober. Must be alien to NSG, as my brain is normally absolutely fucking saturated in THC.) All right, mah bois and gurls, hear me out...


...prove it

Pevisopolis wrote:By this, I mean that he seems to believe the ilk of Glenn Beck 'n such when they ramble on about "The American Populace is squarely and unanimously taking up arms against teh ebul islamoatheist communofascist".


well its a very hot button issue in the US and one that you can't just expect to shove down congresses throat...plus democracy is long and hard

Thats what she said :P
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SexocraticLands wrote:I hope the fan kills the cat. And then the fan should kill Miley Cyrus.


Perhaps the fan could rig her jet so it crashes into the Jonas Brother's tour bus?


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Postby Korintar » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:33 pm

At first I was thinking this was a thread concerning The Godly Nations on II, but after reading the OP, found out different.

Anyhow, I have to agree a little because he talked a good game during the campaign but failed to deliver on the major promises he made. This does not surprise me at all, because I simply think that Barack Obama did not know how much opposition he would face once in office. Sure some of the backpedaling might've been necessary to fix the economy and all, but healthcare reform and alternative energy/energy independence are essential for the rebuilding efforts to succeed.

With that having been said, I would say that we wait and see what the next three years and two months brings, maybe he'll prove this skeptic wrong yet, and I want him to do so!
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Postby Anarko-Punx » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:40 pm

Red Blooded Uhmericuh wrote:
Pevisopolis wrote:OK, I believe I've found something (might I add, while completely sober. Must be alien to NSG, as my brain is normally absolutely fucking saturated in THC.) All right, mah bois and gurls, hear me out...

Obama has had his figurative Balls cut off!

By this, I mean that he seems to believe the ilk of Glenn Beck 'n such when they ramble on about "The American Populace is squarely and unanimously taking up arms against teh ebul islamoatheist communofascist". Because of this, he seems to have lost the balls he had out in such force during the campaign. Hence the half-assing we've witnessed through Health Care Reform and such.


He is backing down to Beck, because Beck is the purveyor of the Truth that stops Tyrants like Obama from ruining our nation and takin our jobs!


I really, really hope all your posts are being ironic
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Postby Allbeama » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:42 pm

Wutaco wrote:
Call to power wrote:hmm I wonder what the world would be like if we castrated our leaders...

Pevisopolis wrote:OK, I believe I've found something (might I add, while completely sober. Must be alien to NSG, as my brain is normally absolutely fucking saturated in THC.) All right, mah bois and gurls, hear me out...


...prove it

Pevisopolis wrote:By this, I mean that he seems to believe the ilk of Glenn Beck 'n such when they ramble on about "The American Populace is squarely and unanimously taking up arms against teh ebul islamoatheist communofascist".


well its a very hot button issue in the US and one that you can't just expect to shove down congresses throat...plus democracy is long and hard

Thats what she said :P


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Postby Teletropis » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:10 pm

I don't think the Pres can just waltz in to congress and say "we're gonna do this, this, this and this. right now. kbai!" As someone mentioned before, it's a long road and concessions have to be made.
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Postby Zoharland » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:14 pm

Or...stay with me here...

He said and acted like that during the campaign because it was the best way to win. You can say any number of things on the campaign trail that you won't be able to back up when you actually get in office. Maybe its not about his balls being cut off...

Maybe he never had any to begin with, but was able to convince the liberals that he did, and now you guys are seeing the truth and are all uber disappointed that things didn't work out quite as you hoped?

I'm just saying, most of the conservatives on here knew he was all talk from the beginning. Maybe you'all are the only ones who bought into all that bull? :eyebrow:

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Postby Teletropis » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:22 pm

Zoharland wrote:Or...stay with me here...

He said and acted like that during the campaign because it was the best way to win. You can say any number of things on the campaign trail that you won't be able to back up when you actually get in office. Maybe its not about his balls being cut off...

Maybe he never had any to begin with, but was able to convince the liberals that he did, and now you guys are seeing the truth and are all uber disappointed that things didn't work out quite as you hoped?

I'm just saying, most of the conservatives on here knew he was all talk from the beginning. Maybe you'all are the only ones who bought into all that bull? :eyebrow:

Maybe all true, but you would prefer McCain over Obama? Let alone Palin as VP.. :lol: Oh man.
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Postby JuNii » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:45 pm

Whew... for a moment there, I thought Aelosia put her plan into action... :p
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Postby CommunistSovietAmerica » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:47 pm

or maybe he's doing his job and listening to the American people....
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