what do atheists do during christmas?

[Rhodmhire]

I call the Beast!

Cool, while you spend a couple decades of your existence carefully plotting and delivering your plans with precise execution, I wait around for the 0.3 seconds it'll take for me to banish you into an eternal abyss with a flick of my finger.

Jesus powers...REST!

[H N Fiddlebottoms VIII]

Atheism is not a religion anymore than bald is a hair color.

Bald is a hair style, however.

So therefore Atheism can also be a medical symptom, right? Because people can lose their hair due to disease, or genetic defects.

Somewhere out there, a man is disbelieving in his god as a way to reduce the drag he experiences while swimming. And that is beautiful.

[Zykorinov]

Alrighty then, I call the one who slaughters you all in a single blow...

Jesus powers...ACTIVATE!

Ah well, I rebuke you with the powers of rationality!

I rebuke you with a superceding position over rationality and mortal reality.

Oh, and I can shoot freakin' swords out of my mouth exceeding 120 mph.

So, yeah, watch out.

I override your counter-rebuke with science, and all-powerful nukes.

[Ajax Prime]

sit there and do nothing, they might get a present for the heck of getting stuff i guess

[Allbeama]

I call the Beast!

Access denied.

Fine then, you can have your own little Apocalypse, I'll go into hiding and bide my time to rebuild civilization. myeh!

[Allbeama]

I call the Beast!

Cool, while you spend a couple decades of your existence carefully plotting and delivering your plans with precise execution, I wait around for the 0.3 seconds it'll take for me to banish you into an eternal abyss with a flick of my finger.

Jesus powers...REST!

That's just unfair, and I swear you changed flags recently, but now its House again?

[Diseased Imaginings]

my entire extended family is Roman Catholic, so I celebrate the Catholic way with them

[Rhodmhire]

I call the Beast!

Cool, while you spend a couple decades of your existence carefully plotting and delivering your plans with precise execution, I wait around for the 0.3 seconds it'll take for me to banish you into an eternal abyss with a flick of my finger.

Jesus powers...REST!

That's just unfair, and I swear you changed flags recently, but now its House again?

I've been equating my personality to him lately (apperantly), so I decided to keep him for a while.

[Rhodmhire]

my entire extended family is Roman Catholic, so I celebrate the Catholic way with them

Why do you submit to their religious practices when you come off as one who disagrees?

You know, the consistent human desire of acceptance aside.

[Diseased Imaginings]

my entire extended family is Roman Catholic, so I celebrate the Catholic way with them

Why do you submit to their religious practices when you come off as one who disagrees?

You know, the consistent human desire of acceptance aside.

because they stated explicitly that if I don't conform to their customs they will turn me out of their home, and as I am a poor college student, I do not currently possess enough cash to move out.

I only have endure one more year of it though, as I am moving to South Korea in May and then Switzerland in August to attend University of Zurich (assuming that they accept my transfer credits). If they don't, I'll come back to California once my gig in Korea is up (I'll be teaching english, they pay you heinous amounts of money for that there) and I'll have enough cash to separate myself from their oppression.

[F1-Insanity]

i kinda wonder. <if this is not the proper forum, just transfer it somewhere>

x-mas tree not is symbol of christianity

neither is the stuffed turkey

[Takaram]

I get my winter combat gear ready and join my fellow atheists in attacking the north pole. So far the elves have managed to hold us back every year, but I think this year we can take 'em. Leaving early, catch 'em by surprise.

This is a War on Christmas joke in case someone totally doesn't understand.

[Allbeama]

my entire extended family is Roman Catholic, so I celebrate the Catholic way with them

Why do you submit to their religious practices when you come off as one who disagrees?

You know, the consistent human desire of acceptance aside.

because they stated explicitly that if I don't conform to their customs they will turn me out of their home, and as I am a poor college student, I do not currently possess enough cash to move out.

I only have endure one more year of it though, as I am moving to South Korea in May and then Switzerland in August to attend University of Zurich (assuming that they accept my transfer credits). If they don't, I'll come back to California once my gig in Korea is up (I'll be teaching english, they pay you heinous amounts of money for that there) and I'll have enough cash to separate myself from their oppression.

In other words "There is still a God in my Momma's House!"
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[Tunizcha]

I get my winter combat gear ready and join my fellow atheists in attacking the north pole. So far the elves have managed to hold us back every year, but I think this year we can take 'em. Leaving early, catch 'em by surprise.

This is a War on Christmas joke in case someone totally doesn't understand.

Oi, at least I made it first on that War on Christmas thread that wasn't really about war, nor was it about Christmas.

[Hebalobia]

We celebrate the secular version of the holidays. We have a tree and wreaths and gifts. We even play Christmas music. There's nothing wrong with the story of Christmas as long as you realize it's pure fairy tale.

Even so, the sentiments around Christmas are admirable. I always thought the sentiment from Luke 2:14 in the KJV, "...on earth peace, good will toward men" was worth passing on. Unfortunately in the NIV it's not nearly as poetic or appropriate. As a matter of fact it's sort of racist. The NIV translation reads "...on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests" and the "his" refers to God.

So I guess according to the NIV only men with God's favor deserve peace.

[Takaram]

I get my winter combat gear ready and join my fellow atheists in attacking the north pole. So far the elves have managed to hold us back every year, but I think this year we can take 'em. Leaving early, catch 'em by surprise.

This is a War on Christmas joke in case someone totally doesn't understand.

Oi, at least I made it first on that War on Christmas thread that wasn't really about war, nor was it about Christmas.

Yeah well, it was too good an opportunity to pass up.

[Andrewboy]

get and give presents and pretend to go along with the tradition(cause if my mom finds out im athiest,she will burn me at the steak)

[Dyakovo]

Cool...
Can I be Famine? It would be hilarious...

Hahaha, only if I get to be pestilence.

I call Death.

Bagsy the fourth one who was kind of like Annihilation Ringo.

Cool, we've got the line-up for the 4 horseman...
Famine -> Me
Pestilence-> Blouman
Death-> Zykor
War-> Yoot

Damn, nothing left for me.

You've gotta be quick to be one of the Four Horsemen...

[Errinundera]

Being athiest is not so much of a problem - I have a great time with friends and family. Being a vegetarian is a much bigger problem - Christmas is one almighty meatfest here in Australia.

[Dyakovo]

Christmas is one almighty meatfest here in Australia.

Maybe I'm just a perv, but that sounded dirty to me...

[Tunizcha]

Christmas is one almighty meatfest here in Australia.

Maybe I'm just a perv, but that sounded dirty to me...

Sausages.

[Kalakda]

Whine like the crybabies they are every time they a nativity scene.

[Takaram]

Whine like the crybabies they are every time they a nativity scene.

Bravo for that very clever blow. [/sarcasm]

[Tunizcha]

Whine like the crybabies they are every time they a nativity scene.

How does one a nativity scene? Is it like fucking? Because cry-maxing is nothing to be ashamed of.

[Blouman Empire]

x-mas tree not is symbol of christianity

Please see my earlier post.

And it is Xmas not x-mas.