America needs theocracy

[Wisconsin9]

Summer starts earlier every year. Who's turn is it to buy sandbags this time?

That said, fuck no. Your god, if he exists, is a genocidal tyrant historically responsible for uncountable tens of millions of deaths, and that's just counting what's in the Bible. The "Father" is an abusive prick who torments his great-great-great-great-a million times great-grandchildren because his kids ate some fruit he left lying around already knowing they'd eat it. He let his literal son get nailed to a fucking stick. And do you want me to estimate how many have died from the religion based around him, in the Crusades, the Inquisition(s), the witch hunts, the pogroms, the internal wars fought over stupid shit like what day you should take off because of him or how exactly it's best to worship him? And all of this is assuming he even exists, which there is no reliable scientific support of!

TL;DR: FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

Every one of those deaths was justified. Heretics and Satanists must be eliminated.

Fuck that unmarried shit up its virginal ass with an enormous gay cock.

[Genivaria]

This thread is a perfect example of why the 'troll-naming' rule is stupid.

[Ammar]

Summer starts earlier every year. Who's turn is it to buy sandbags this time?

That said, fuck no. Your god, if he exists, is a genocidal tyrant historically responsible for uncountable tens of millions of deaths, and that's just counting what's in the Bible. The "Father" is an abusive prick who torments his great-great-great-great-a million times great-grandchildren because his kids ate some fruit he left lying around already knowing they'd eat it. He let his literal son get nailed to a fucking stick. And do you want me to estimate how many have died from the religion based around him, in the Crusades, the Inquisition(s), the witch hunts, the pogroms, the internal wars fought over stupid shit like what day you should take off because of him or how exactly it's best to worship him? And all of this is assuming he even exists, which there is no reliable scientific support of!

TL;DR: FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

Every one of those deaths was justified. Heretics and Satanists must be eliminated.

Yes, because God didn't kill Jobe's wife and children just to prove to Satan that Jobe would still worship him. Oh wait, he did.

[Libertarian California]

Theocrats are mentally retarded.

[Gallifra]

I hope you're joking.

We do not need a theocracy. Keep your religion away from politics.

[Ruridova]

Godwin's law on the third page. Well done.

I aim to impress. *bows*

I think I beat you to it, Gen.

[TaQud]

America needs theocracy.

For years, more and more deviants have been betraying God Almighty in favor of the ungodly death cult of atheism. This is a crime against all that is good and holy. God has been showing his wrath in the form of terrorist attacks and natural disasters, but the Satanic media denies the real truth behind those events in favor of silly reasons like "global warming". For decades, children have not been allowed to pray in school, and the children are taught the Satanic lie of "evolution", a Godless theory which denies God's glory. Only through a theocracy can we restore America to a god-fearing Christian society.

^this.

[Mkuki]

America needs theocracy.

For years, more and more deviants have been betraying God Almighty in favor of the ungodly death cult of atheism. This is a crime against all that is good and holy. God has been showing his wrath in the form of terrorist attacks and natural disasters, but the Satanic media denies the real truth behind those events in favor of silly reasons like "global warming". For decades, children have not been allowed to pray in school, and the children are taught the Satanic lie of "evolution", a Godless theory which denies God's glory. Only through a theocracy can we restore America to a god-fearing Christian society.

Obvious troll is obvious. Everyone just smile, wave,and move along. He'll go away.

But it's so much fun....

[Diopolis]

I'm very much inclined to call bullshit on those claims.

Source?

The Holy Bible and faith in God are all the "source" a person needs.

He means a source for children not being allowed to pray in school- a blatantly false claim.

[The Serbian Empire]

Summer starts earlier every year. Who's turn is it to buy sandbags this time?

That said, fuck no. Your god, if he exists, is a genocidal tyrant historically responsible for uncountable tens of millions of deaths, and that's just counting what's in the Bible. The "Father" is an abusive prick who torments his great-great-great-great-a million times great-grandchildren because his kids ate some fruit he left lying around already knowing they'd eat it. He let his literal son get nailed to a fucking stick. And do you want me to estimate how many have died from the religion based around him, in the Crusades, the Inquisition(s), the witch hunts, the pogroms, the internal wars fought over stupid shit like what day you should take off because of him or how exactly it's best to worship him? And all of this is assuming he even exists, which there is no reliable scientific support of!

TL;DR: FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

I will be digging in my yard on Tuesday to fill the sandbags for Eternal Summer.

[Arulean States]

I'll take it one step further, actually. God can go to hell for all I care.

You are a perfect example of why theocracy is now needed.

"Freedom of religion" was included because the founders trusted that all the people would forever remain loyal to God, and that theocracy would not be needed. Clearly, the experiment failed. In a theocracy, heretics will be harshly punished as is demanded of us by God.

Freedom of religion and freedom from religion

[Gallifra]

Theocrats are mentally retarded.

Anyone who believes in a religion has some form mental retardation.

[Noordland]

Why do you hate God and deny His glory?

He's a jerk and an asshole. Not to mention he isn't real.

Bit to harsh?

[Voldoviana]

Ahahaha, oh wow.

Did the OP ignore that the US is actually built on Enlightenment thought, which was built upon Greco-Roman thought? I.E., not Christian.

[Southern Babylonia]

Jesus is facepalming hard at you right now. What happened to turning the other cheek?

[Alowwvia]

I'm very much inclined to call bullshit on those claims.

Source?

The Holy Bible and faith in God are all the "source" a person needs.

God appeared to me personally and told me that the actual Holy Bible is actually The Return of the Cat In The Hat, so I'm inclined to disagree.

Also, he told me that the Christians were heretics and that they must be pelted with fish until death and/or orgasm.

[Shofercia]

This guy is hilarious. He thinks that evolution is satanic and whoever is not Christian deserves to go to hell. America doesn't need theocracy, it needs to get rid of degenerates like you. A new era has arisen, no longer are we in the shackles of Christianity, it is a new age of rationalism.

The "shackles of Christianity"?

You and the OP need to have a debate, one on one. It will produce much of the internet good known as "teh lulz".

[Libertarian California]

I'm a devout Christian who does think America should go back to its Christian roots, but the government should not enforce this.

It's up to the church to work privately to achieve this goal.

American doesn't have Christian roots.

We've been secular since 1776.

[Machtergreifung]

You came up with a tedious anti-religious rant in response to a tedious, obviously trollish OP facetiously advocating theocracy. Well done.

If we can count on NSG's young atheist population to do anything, it's respond with remarkable frothing-at-the-mouth passion to even the most blatantly bait-y posts.

I knew the internet was atheist, I didn't know it was this athiest!

[Untaroicht]

I'm very much inclined to call bullshit on those claims.

Source?

The Holy Bible and faith in God are all the "source" a person needs.

Ok, this is coming from a deacon-in-training, so please take this to heart: Don't you think your posts in this thread are making the christian faith look bad when you say stupid, stupid stuff like this? by this train of thought, you could survive being shot at with a uzi by painting crosses on your naked body.

[Cosara]

America needs theocracy.

Atheist?

In what world is an Atheist THEocracy possible?

[Gallifra]

^this.

You are one of the few true Christians left. God bless you.

You are far from a true Christian, it seems.

[The Orson Empire]

America needs theocracy.

For years, more and more deviants have been betraying God Almighty in favor of the ungodly death cult of atheism. This is a crime against all that is good and holy. God has been showing his wrath in the form of terrorist attacks and natural disasters, but the Satanic media denies the real truth behind those events in favor of silly reasons like "global warming". For decades, children have not been allowed to pray in school, and the children are taught the Satanic lie of "evolution", a Godless theory which denies God's glory. Only through a theocracy can we restore America to a god-fearing Christian society.

I would be in favor of a catholic theocracy in America, and I think that post was stupid or blatantly obvious trolling.

.....Really? what about Protestant Christians? Would we all just be executed?

[East Vlaricstan]

I'm very much inclined to call bullshit on those claims.

Source?

The Holy Bible and faith in God are all the "source" a person needs.

And how are you so sure that those are actually reliable? For all we know, the book of revelation might be one hell of an acid trip.

[Vazdania]

^this.

i don't exactly....A theocracy would be good in my opinion.