America needs theocracy

[The Steel Magnolia]

And do you believe in taking every instruction in the bible word for word?

Yes.

Get off your computer then.

[New Libertarian States]

Yep. Like the passages about killing people for sin and such. Don't forget your genocidal, maniac god killed well over 2 million people. Sure, the Bible is ALL I need.

Sinners deserve death.

Have you worn clothes of two threads?
Have you eaten pork?
Eaten shellfish?
Have a rounded beard?
If you have, by your logic, your going to hell.

[Machtergreifung]

And do you believe in taking every instruction in the bible word for word?

Yes.

Please tell us how many adulteresses you've stoned.

[Diopolis]

it'd be better than what we have now.

Have you no decency?

As long as dhimmis are treated no differently from muslims, I don't really have an extreme problem with sharia.

[East Vlaricstan]

Seconded.

Really? God hates fags? Bullshit. Source?

The Old Testament and New Testament. I believe homosexuality is a sin, but I don't judge people.

It is said that there are two tenants, love of God and love of neighbor, which must be followed to gain passage to heaven. I don't see how homosexuality violates those.

[Kengburg]

Want a theocracy? Look at Iran and Saudi Arabia. They have just great freedoms don't they?

[Mintu]

Sinners deserve death.

Is that why Jesus granted a sinner eternal life as His Last Act on Earth as a human being?

Well everyone who receives eternal life in Jesus was at one time a sinner...

[The Orson Empire]

A thousands years ago, saying that would bring you a slow and painful death.

Maybe you should be a little more greatful of your rights, and not abuse them like a clueless schmuck. Saying that God is an "asshole" insults the beliefs of billions of people, a great many of whom are far more intelligent than you in various ways. (A fact that you perhaps wish to pretend it doesn't exist.)

This is coming from a person who is more of an Atheist than a Christian, by the way.

Now that I think about it, people like you may be deserving of some form of punishment, mental or physical.

No, you see. I think he is an asshole. Why can't I say it? And, frankly, I don't care what would have happened to me if I said that a thousand years ago. If I insult the beliefs of others, beliefs I find ridiculous mind you, then that's just too bad. I'm not going to censor myself just because people don't like it.

And, if I were to die a slow, painful death for saying God is an asshole then the people who are torturing me to death are in need of mental help. Not me.

Why must you be so harsh to religion? You are insulting billions of people around the world.

[The Serbian Empire]

Luckily for me if that happens, I live in a border state, and if all those Latin Americans can get in illegally, I can get out illegally.

Head north, cross the Canadian border in the middle of the night, apply for asylum as soon as I make it to a town.

I'd make it on a raft given my position in Michigan much like Cubans escaping Cuba..

[New Libertarian States]

Anyone who believes in a religion has some form mental retardation.

Does that make me special than?

Indeed.
Indeed....
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[Shofercia]

Want a theocracy? Look at Iran and Saudi Arabia. They have just great freedoms don't they?

You have the freedom to show one eye in public. What more freedom do you want?

Yes, I'm being sarcastic

[Southern Babylonia]

And do you believe in taking every instruction in the bible word for word?

Yes.

Then tell me, are you currently wearing clothes made of two different fabrics?

[Erucia]

"...the ungodly death cult of atheism..."

Man, you one funny guy.

[Vazdania]

You're going to be metaphorically torn to pieces.

Seconded.

Really? God hates fags? Bullshit. Source?

well we can a few of the worlds major religions for a condemnation of homosexuality.

[ScrewEquality]

Yep. Like the passages about killing people for sin and such. Don't forget your genocidal, maniac god killed well over 2 million people. Sure, the Bible is ALL I need.

Sinners deserve death.

All I have to say is this.

"Thou shalt not wear a garment of diverse sorts, as of woolen and linen together." - Deuteronomy 22:11

Looks like you're well screwed, sinner.

[The Moors of Fire]

Poe's law... Done

Poe's law really shouldn't be used as a magical term that can be invoked as an alternative to having some sense of context when reading posts and using your mind to infer another poster's motives.

Of course the OP doesn't believe anything he says.

Either he's Poe-ing, or he has no basic sense of our history, or our constitution. I simply want to assume the best in humanity. I'd like to think that this radically aggressive of a person is a troll, instead of assuming that they're serious.

[EnragedMaldivians]

And do you believe in taking every instruction in the bible word for word?

Yes.

I suggest you go away and read Twain or Sarte or something for a few pointers. Anything to improve. Because this is a a frightfully dull effort on your part.

[Vazdania]

Want a theocracy? Look at Iran and Saudi Arabia. They have just great freedoms don't they?

Look at Norway?

[Esparmuran]

Yep. Like the passages about killing people for sin and such. Don't forget your genocidal, maniac god killed well over 2 million people. Sure, the Bible is ALL I need.

Sinners deserve death.

Jesus and Satan are laughing their asses off at this thread right now, I hope you know that.

[The Orson Empire]

The Old Testament and New Testament. I believe homosexuality is a sin, but I don't judge people.

It is said that there are two tenants, love of God and love of neighbor, which must be followed to gain passage to heaven. I don't see how homosexuality violates those.

However, it also lists sins you must not do, and if you do them and don't repent, you will not enter Heaven. One of the sins on those lists is sexual immorality, and homosexuality is included in that group.

[Benuty]

This thread is the bane on the very existence of humanity. Now let insanity fest continue.

[Mkuki]

No, you see. I think he is an asshole. Why can't I say it? And, frankly, I don't care what would have happened to me if I said that a thousand years ago. If I insult the beliefs of others, beliefs I find ridiculous mind you, then that's just too bad. I'm not going to censor myself just because people don't like it.

And, if I were to die a slow, painful death for saying God is an asshole then the people who are torturing me to death are in need of mental help. Not me.

Why must you be so harsh to religion? You are insulting billions of people around the world.

I'm critical of the beliefs. Not the believers.

[Conservative Christian 565]

The Old Testament and New Testament. I believe homosexuality is a sin, but I don't judge people.

It is said that there are two tenants, love of God and love of neighbor, which must be followed to gain passage to heaven. I don't see how homosexuality violates those.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[Nicer potlimitomaha]

North Korea is very theocratic. It just replaced religion x with Atheism.

No.

Yes

[New Libertarian States]

No, you see. I think he is an asshole. Why can't I say it? And, frankly, I don't care what would have happened to me if I said that a thousand years ago. If I insult the beliefs of others, beliefs I find ridiculous mind you, then that's just too bad. I'm not going to censor myself just because people don't like it.

And, if I were to die a slow, painful death for saying God is an asshole then the people who are torturing me to death are in need of mental help. Not me.

Why must you be so harsh to religion? You are insulting billions of people around the world.

Agreed.
Heck, I'm irreligious, but even I don't criticise religion this much.