America needs theocracy

[United States of Natan]

America needs theocracy.

For years, more and more deviants have been betraying God Almighty in favor of the ungodly death cult of atheism. This is a crime against all that is good and holy. God has been showing his wrath in the form of terrorist attacks and natural disasters, but the Satanic media denies the real truth behind those events in favor of silly reasons like "global warming". For decades, children have not been allowed to pray in school, and the children are taught the Satanic lie of "evolution", a Godless theory which denies God's glory. Only through a theocracy can we restore America to a god-fearing Christian society.

no.



that would go against freedom of religion. and besides, Christianity has caused waaaay to many wars in the past. by being secular, the government is saving America.

[Luziyca]

The day America becomes a theocracy, is the day that my faith in humanity is shattered, to such an extent that I'll never find it, and if I do, I'll have to be kept in an institution.

Luckily for me if that happens, I live in a border state, and if all those Latin Americans can get in illegally, I can get out illegally.

Lemme guess, Texas, California or New Mexico?

I live in Canada, but I hate that we are CLOSE to the imperialists.

[Cervas]

Jesus is facepalming hard at you right now. What happened to turning the other cheek?

What do you do when the other cheek gets slapped?

[Diopolis]

I would be in favor of a catholic theocracy in America, and I think that post was stupid or blatantly obvious trolling.

.....Really? what about Protestant Christians? Would we all just be executed?

Catholic teaching severely limits the death penalty. You would likely be tolerated but have limits placed on your proselytizing.

[Libertarian California]

I thought that theocratic Republicans claimed that they are defending the Constitution.

Establishing a theocracy would take a massive shit on it, more specifically, take a shit on the Bill of Rights.


Fucking hypocrites.

[Ruridova]

Luckily for me if that happens, I live in a border state, and if all those Latin Americans can get in illegally, I can get out illegally.

Head north, cross the Canadian border in the middle of the night, apply for asylum as soon as I make it to a town.

For me, I'd be heading south across the Rio Grande, into Mexico. But yeah.

[Southern Babylonia]

i don't exactly....A theocracy would be good in my opinion.

And why?

[Untaroicht]

This guy's getting metaphorically ripped to shreds faster than a hampster in my piranha tank.

[Luziyca]

America needs theocracy.

For years, more and more deviants have been betraying God Almighty in favor of the ungodly death cult of atheism. This is a crime against all that is good and holy. God has been showing his wrath in the form of terrorist attacks and natural disasters, but the Satanic media denies the real truth behind those events in favor of silly reasons like "global warming". For decades, children have not been allowed to pray in school, and the children are taught the Satanic lie of "evolution", a Godless theory which denies God's glory. Only through a theocracy can we restore America to a god-fearing Christian society.

Ruled from Westboro, amirite?

[Voldoviana]

Yes in the form of Sharia Law.
Allahu akbar!

Aloha snackbar!

[Vazdania]

i don't exactly....A theocracy would be good in my opinion.

And why?

Because. Norway's got a state religion and it doesn't seem to affect their system much

[Machtergreifung]

Anyone who believes in a religion has some form mental retardation.

I'll drink to that!

I prefer the term "different coping mechanism".

[Conservative Christian 565]

He's a jerk and an asshole. Not to mention he isn't real.

A thousands years ago, saying that would bring you a slow and painful death.

If today's world was anything resembling a moral society, that would still be the case, and rightly so.

[Hadian]

America needs theocracy.

For years, more and more deviants have been betraying God Almighty in favor of the ungodly death cult of atheism. This is a crime against all that is good and holy. God has been showing his wrath in the form of terrorist attacks and natural disasters, but the Satanic media denies the real truth behind those events in favor of silly reasons like "global warming". For decades, children have not been allowed to pray in school, and the children are taught the Satanic lie of "evolution", a Godless theory which denies God's glory. Only through a theocracy can we restore America to a god-fearing Christian society.

How would Theocracy make America an better off? Theocracy only serves those that chose to HATE others that are not like them. It serves as blind hatred and fuels warfare across the Globe, because of theocracy countries in the middle east destroy each other in the name of GOD. Lets not forget the Dark Ages when the Catholic Church had its death grip hold across Europe. Theocracy is like Communism... It only sounds good on paper; however, in practice they kill and enslave the population they are trying to save.

[The Pan-Slavic Union]

A thousands years ago, saying that would bring you a slow and painful death.

Maybe you should be a little more greatful of your rights, and not abuse them like a clueless schmuck. Saying that God is an "asshole" insults the beliefs of billions of people, a great many of whom are far more intelligent than you in various ways. (A fact that you perhaps wish to pretend it doesn't exist.)

This is coming from a person who is more of an Atheist than a Christian, by the way.

Now that I think about it, people like you may be deserving of some form of punishment, mental or physical.

Have you ever thought, while writing that, that he may have been joking?

Actually, no. Not until now.

Joking or not though, his message has the same impact. :/

[Machtergreifung]

And why?

Because. Norway's got a state religion and it doesn't seem to affect their system much

So does Iran. And Iran has some issues.

[Southern Babylonia]

Interesting.....
So how's the WBC been treating ya?

I agree 100% with their "God hates fags" message, which society needs to hear, but I feel they could be more respectful to fallen Christian soldiers.

The only thing Leviticus prohibits is bisexuals who use the same positions on men as on women.

[Libertarian California]

I'll drink to that!

I prefer the term "different coping mechanism".

To be fair, I don't drink liquor. I'm straightedge.

[Luziyca]

Head north, cross the Canadian border in the middle of the night, apply for asylum as soon as I make it to a town.

For me, I'd be heading south across the Rio Grande, into Mexico. But yeah.

And then fly to Toronto, then to YXE, find a place, and welcome to true freedom, at the low low cost of doing with your archenemies from across the border.

[Pavlostani]

Removed

[Southern Babylonia]

And why?

Because. Norway's got a state religion and it doesn't seem to affect their system much

Don't think that's the point of a theocracy, really.

[Benuty]

Nice poe, I mean really I could have come up with a better one. The day America becomes a theocracy is if it squats and shits a a bucket labled " Death to the cnstitution"

[Curiosityness]

1.it isn't real
2.I'm almost sure this is someone messing around

[Shofercia]

Theocrats are mentally retarded.

Anyone who believes in a religion has some form mental retardation.

o.O, so what's my form, and where did you get your BA in Psychology?

Here's what I want to do: get the radical religious people in one corner of the ring, the radical atheists in the other, and let the WWE CEO figure out what to do with them.

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

I wonder how long before this thread gets locked?