13 year old father attempts murder over a video game

[Ifreann]

I hear a lot of blame being placed on their parents. You know, the previous generation.

No. It's because the children nowadays have not been filled with the God-fearing, Communist-hating, Liberal-stomping, Republican values that have made our country so great in the past! I guarentee you once we abolish gay rights and vidya games and gay vidya game rights once and for all, that our Christian nation founded by Christians under God will be great once again! *Nods*

And whose fault is it that this is so? Their parents.

But no, I blame the fact that this generation is so utterly and helplessly stupid.

Who built their education system? Could it be the government, mostly composed of middle aged and older men?

[Benomia]

Any chance this kid will be tried as an adult?

Last time that happened a 14 year old got fried IIRC

I didn't know we still fried people.

[Insane Kidney Mentality]

first person to say BAN GAMES...imma say "Ban Banning"

...if u already have said BAN GAMES...then..."BAN BANNING"

First, they banned the video games, and that was alright, because I don't play video games.
Then, they banned the movies, and that was alright, because all modern movies inherently suck.
Next, they banned people, because people are the source of all violence, and violence is bad.
Finally, they banned the bans, and there was nobody left to speak because all the banned bans had been banned.

[Bralia]

Any chance this kid will be tried as an adult?

Last time that happened a 14 year old got fried IIRC

Executed? Damn. I just want to see the asshole locked up for a good while . . .

Any chance this kid will be tried as an adult?

Probably. This is pretty major compared to some things that get kids tried as adults.

Good, then.

[Insane Kidney Mentality]

Any chance this kid will be tried as an adult?

Probably. This is pretty major compared to some things that get kids tried as adults.

Execute him. It's the only way to be sure.

But no, probably he'll be charged as an adult and institutionalized for anger issues or something.

[Benomia]

Finally, they banned the bans, and there was nobody left to speak because all the banned bans had been banned.

If you ban banning, wouldn't you also ban banning bans?

Can you ban a ban before said ban exists?

Can I wright a GA proposal that repeals itself?

[Cosara]

Last time that happened a 14 year old got fried IIRC

I didn't know we still fried people.

Most of the US doesn't


Blue = Never used electric chair
Green = Used it before but does not now
Yellow = Secondary method only.

[Benomia]

I didn't know we still fried people.

Most of the US doesn't


Blue = Never used electric chair
Green = Used it before but does not now
Yellow = Secondary method only.

I thought they meant deep frying.

[Insane Kidney Mentality]

Finally, they banned the bans, and there was nobody left to speak because all the banned bans had been banned.

If you ban banning, wouldn't you also ban banning bans?

Can you ban a ban before said ban exists?

Can I wright a GA proposal that repeals itself?

Impeach bans. Problem solved. Crisis averted.

Then ban impeachments.

[Grave_n_idle]

"Video games have been accused of fuelling youth violence after a 13-year-old boy slashed a friend’s throat following an online row.

He had only known his 14-year-old victim for a few months after they met online while playing Xbox game Gears of War 3.

Mr Brown said: ‘The pair had fall-outs online amounting to name-calling via the messaging system used in the game.’

The accused grabbed the 14-year-old then struck him across the throat with a knife. The victim told paramedics a boy had ‘slit his throat in an argument about Xbox games’. He suffered a wound so deep it exposed his windpipe and required 20 staples following surgery.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of violent video games – the accused sneered at his victim: ‘Don’t die,’ before calmly walking off. The accused, who cannot be named for legal reasons, admitted assault."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z2SLAmXoFR

Tells you a lot about that kid's parents, huh?

Tells you more about one kid being an asshole, and the daily mail being hysterical.

[Bralia]

Most of the US doesn't


Blue = Never used electric chair
Green = Used it before but does not now
Yellow = Secondary method only.

I thought they meant deep frying.

I hear they serve former rapists at McDonald's. *nods*

[Insane Kidney Mentality]

I didn't know we still fried people.

Most of the US doesn't


Blue = Never used electric chair
Green = Used it before but does not now
Yellow = Secondary method only.

The fact that a good portion of the United States still uses this amount of electrocution is pretty disconcerning.

I would think firing squad is a more appropriate form of punishment given the circumstances. *Nod*

[Benomia]

If you ban banning, wouldn't you also ban banning bans?

Can you ban a ban before said ban exists?

Can I wright a GA proposal that repeals itself?

Impeach bans. Problem solved. Crisis averted.

Then ban impeachments.

Impeach bans, then ban impeachments?

What if...
...the GA repealed the SC, then the SC repealed the GA? Would anything change?

[Orenica]

I thought they meant deep frying.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... fried criminals... *drools*

[Ifreann]

Last time that happened a 14 year old got fried IIRC

Executed? Damn. I just want to see the asshole locked up for a good while . . .

I'd say there's approximately zero chance of anyone getting executed for assault, even a child being tried as an adult.

[Insane Kidney Mentality]

"Video games have been accused of fuelling youth violence after a 13-year-old boy slashed a friend’s throat following an online row.

He had only known his 14-year-old victim for a few months after they met online while playing Xbox game Gears of War 3.

Mr Brown said: ‘The pair had fall-outs online amounting to name-calling via the messaging system used in the game.’

The accused grabbed the 14-year-old then struck him across the throat with a knife. The victim told paramedics a boy had ‘slit his throat in an argument about Xbox games’. He suffered a wound so deep it exposed his windpipe and required 20 staples following surgery.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of violent video games – the accused sneered at his victim: ‘Don’t die,’ before calmly walking off. The accused, who cannot be named for legal reasons, admitted assault."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z2SLAmXoFR

Tells you a lot about that kid's parents, huh?

Tells you more about one kid being an asshole, and the daily mail being hysterical.

B-but, I thought the Daily Mail was a reliable source of news! I heard it was as reliable as Fox News, if not more so. *Nods*

But no, the Daily Mail is shit.

[Cosara]

Finally, they banned the bans, and there was nobody left to speak because all the banned bans had been banned.

If you ban banning, wouldn't you also ban banning bans?

Can you ban a ban before said ban exists?

Can I wright a GA proposal that repeals itself?

If you ban banning, all bans are banned therefor bans are lifted, but so is the ban on bans, but the ban on bans also includes banning the banning of bans, so...

[The God-Realm]

Last time that happened a 14 year old got fried IIRC

Executed? Damn. I just want to see the asshole locked up for a good while . . .

Probably. This is pretty major compared to some things that get kids tried as adults.

Good, then.

They executed the 14 year old cause he was black. True story.

[Benomia]

If you ban banning, wouldn't you also ban banning bans?

Can you ban a ban before said ban exists?

Can I wright a GA proposal that repeals itself?

If you ban banning, all bans are banned therefor bans are lifted, but so is the ban on bans, but the ban on bans also includes banning the banning of bans, so...

So your mind explodes, but you banned that so it reforms, but you banned banning so it explodes again...

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

god I hate that crap they try to pull to ban violent video games. honestly they might as well ban violent movies as well if they go down that path.

Might as well ban everything. And then ban bans.

I would award you the nobel peace prize for smartest counterargument against stupid things if I could.

[Cosara]

Might as well ban everything. And then ban bans.

I would award you the nobel peace prize for smartest counterargument against stupid things if I could.

He certainly deserves it more than Obama...

[Insane Kidney Mentality]

Executed? Damn. I just want to see the asshole locked up for a good while . . .


Good, then.

They executed the 14 year old cause he was black. True story.

Everyone knows the source of violence is not from guns, but naturally from black male youth and their vidya games! Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban!

[Insane Kidney Mentality]

If you ban banning, all bans are banned therefor bans are lifted, but so is the ban on bans, but the ban on bans also includes banning the banning of bans, so...

So your mind explodes, but you banned that so it reforms, but you banned banning so it explodes again...

Basically, keep the box closed and locked, Schrodinger.

[Benomia]

So your mind explodes, but you banned that so it reforms, but you banned banning so it explodes again...

Basically, keep the box closed and locked, Schrodinger.

For some reason I read that as Schroeder..

And he absolutely did not keep that box closed.

[The God-Realm]

They executed the 14 year old cause he was black. True story.

Everyone knows the source of violence is not from guns, but naturally from black male youth and their vidya games! Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban!

1920's vidya games were the best.