Toenails

[Mad hatters in jeans]

When they get too long, pick em off. You'd need a saw to cut them.

i do?

[SaintB]

I have the toenails of a particularly decrepit old dinosaur, denial about my shoe size during my teens, when I resembled an awkward clown with my big feet, means I stuffed them into a size too small in general.

What's that big gardening tool that looks like a large pair of surgical scissors, the sort you snip down small trees with, that's what I require to cut my nails.

My fingernails, however, are lovely.

Gardening sheers?

[Barringtonia]

I have the toenails of a particularly decrepit old dinosaur, denial about my shoe size during my teens, when I resembled an awkward clown with my big feet, means I stuffed them into a size too small in general.

What's that big gardening tool that looks like a large pair of surgical scissors, the sort you snip down small trees with, that's what I require to cut my nails.

My fingernails, however, are lovely.

Gardening sheers?

Yes, is it not shears?

[Western Mercenary Unio]

I don't cut my toenails, I bite them.

[SaintB]

I have the toenails of a particularly decrepit old dinosaur, denial about my shoe size during my teens, when I resembled an awkward clown with my big feet, means I stuffed them into a size too small in general.

What's that big gardening tool that looks like a large pair of surgical scissors, the sort you snip down small trees with, that's what I require to cut my nails.

My fingernails, however, are lovely.

Gardening sheers?

Yes, is it not shears?

maybe?

[SaintB]

I don't cut my toenails, I bite them.

Delicious!

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I don't cut my toenails, I bite them.

Delicious!

Their taste is kind of reminiscent of mushrooms and cheese.

[SaintB]

I don't cut my toenails, I bite them.

Delicious!

Their taste is kind of reminiscent of mushrooms and cheese.

That's truthfully almost enough to convince me...

[Poliwanacraca]

How often do you cut your toenails?

Every couple weeks, probably. I never let them get very long at all.

DO you paint them?

Yup. Almost always "weird" colors, as my mother always said - I don't like pink or red much, so my toenails tend to be blue or green or purple.

How do you deal with toenail hygiene?

I wash my feet regularly, clean under my toenails whenever I notice that there's any guck in there, and trim them whenever they get long enough to trim.

Any missing or deformed toenails?

Not really. Back in college, I got that toenail fungus that everyone seems to catch from dorm room showers, and my left pinky toenail is still thicker and yellower than the rest of 'em as a leftover from that, but other than that, my toenails are pretty much normal. (My TOES are actually kinda deformed, but in a cute way. )

Finally, how do you react upon encountering toenails that you are reasonably sure aren't yours?

It would very much depend on how I was encountering them. If they were attached to my boyfriend's feet, for example, I would not really notice. If they were sprouting little appendages, forming a toenail army, and coming to kill me, I'd be pretty freaked out. If they were just lying on the floor, I'd probably think they were very mildly gross and chuck 'em in a trash can.

[Alexlantis]

How often do you cut your toenails?

Whenever they're on the verge of making it so that my feet no longer fit in my shoes when my feet would fit under normal circumstances.

DO you paint them?

Of course not.

How do you deal with toenail hygiene?

Showers, occasional clipping.

Any missing or deformed toenails?

Slightly deformed, in that they curl.

Finally, how do you react upon encountering toenails that you are reasonably sure aren't yours?

I don't care, unless they're in my food or some place similar.

Goofball wants to know.

And knowing is half the battle![/quote]
Good luck with that.