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My American Conspiracy Idea

Postby Landenburg » Thu May 02, 2013 10:55 am

What if like, the whole Boston bombing was the American government doing it? I mean, now they get free reign over American activities. Firework shows have been cancelled for Christs sake!

Soon Marathons will be banned due to being possibly "dangerous", mark my words.
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Postby Samuraikoku » Thu May 02, 2013 10:55 am

Sell the idea to Jesse Ventura.

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Postby Farnhamia » Thu May 02, 2013 10:56 am

Landenburg wrote:What if like, the whole Boston bombing was the American government doing it? I mean, now they get free reign over American activities. Firework shows have been cancelled for Christs sake!

Soon Marathons will be banned due to being possibly "dangerous", mark my words.

And what do They gain with this control?
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Postby Nadkor » Thu May 02, 2013 10:57 am

The US government orchestrated the Boston bombings so they could cancel fireworks shows?

Man, summer comes earlier every year, doesn't it?
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Postby Landenburg » Thu May 02, 2013 10:58 am

Nadkor wrote:The US government orchestrated the Boston bombings so they could cancel fireworks shows?

Man, summer comes earlier every year, doesn't it?

You don't get it. It all leads to a bigger picture.
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Postby Diopolis » Thu May 02, 2013 10:59 am

Landenburg wrote:What if like, the whole Boston bombing was the American government doing it? I mean, now they get free reign over American activities. Firework shows have been cancelled for Christs sake!

Soon Marathons will be banned due to being possibly "dangerous", mark my words.

Sell the idea to Alex Jones. Unless you got it from infowars.
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu May 02, 2013 10:59 am

Nadkor wrote:The US government orchestrated the Boston bombings so they could cancel fireworks shows?

Man, summer comes earlier every year, doesn't it?

Feckin' climate change!
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Postby Nadkor » Thu May 02, 2013 10:59 am

Landenburg wrote:
Nadkor wrote:The US government orchestrated the Boston bombings so they could cancel fireworks shows?

Man, summer comes earlier every year, doesn't it?

You don't get it. It all leads to a bigger picture.


Oh, no, I get it (well, what little unoriginal conspiracy bollocks there is to 'get'...)

I'm just ridiculing you for it.
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Postby Diopolis » Thu May 02, 2013 10:59 am

Nadkor wrote:The US government orchestrated the Boston bombings so they could cancel fireworks shows?

Man, summer comes earlier every year, doesn't it?

Proof of global warming.
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Postby Landenburg » Thu May 02, 2013 11:00 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Landenburg wrote:What if like, the whole Boston bombing was the American government doing it? I mean, now they get free reign over American activities. Firework shows have been cancelled for Christs sake!

Soon Marathons will be banned due to being possibly "dangerous", mark my words.

And what do They gain with this control?

Like say they are more and more bombings and shootings. They then can jump on this, saying things like "This country and its ex-citizen bombed us, they house a terrorist organization"

Like us invading Iraq. Oil prices skyrocketed.
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu May 02, 2013 11:01 am

Landenburg wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:And what do They gain with this control?

Like say they are more and more bombings and shootings. They then can jump on this, saying things like "This country and its ex-citizen bombed us, they house a terrorist organization"

Like us invading Iraq. Oil prices skyrocketed.

Sorry, what do They gain with this control? Oil prices going up?
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Postby Diopolis » Thu May 02, 2013 11:02 am

Landenburg wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:And what do They gain with this control?

Like say they are more and more bombings and shootings. They then can jump on this, saying things like "This country and its ex-citizen bombed us, they house a terrorist organization"

Like us invading Iraq. Oil prices skyrocketed.

[sarcasm] It's all part of the reptilian elite's sinister plot to rule the world[/sarcasm]
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Postby Landenburg » Thu May 02, 2013 11:05 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Landenburg wrote:Like say they are more and more bombings and shootings. They then can jump on this, saying things like "This country and its ex-citizen bombed us, they house a terrorist organization"

Like us invading Iraq. Oil prices skyrocketed.

Sorry, what do They gain with this control? Oil prices going up?

Why do you keep capitalizing they? Anyways,

wouldn't it make sense that the American government (namely Mr. President) can then go and collect sums of cash for the increased revenue that BP or other oil companies make?
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Postby Benuty » Thu May 02, 2013 11:06 am

Landenburg wrote:What if like, the whole Boston bombing was the American government doing it? I mean, now they get free reign over American activities. Firework shows have been cancelled for Christs sake!

Soon Marathons will be banned due to being possibly "dangerous", mark my words.


Landen is this a poe?
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Postby Benuty » Thu May 02, 2013 11:07 am

Nadkor wrote:The US government orchestrated the Boston bombings so they could cancel fireworks shows?

Man, summer comes earlier every year, doesn't it?


A more reasonable plot would be to cause the bombing as a false flag distraction.
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Postby The Sector Union » Thu May 02, 2013 11:08 am

What if the Boston Bombings was actually a scapegoat from the Chechen Brothers to attempt to provoke the US to go to war with North Korea and create a clusterf**k of orchestrated events that will eventually lead to the downfall of the US and take over the government?



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Postby Landenburg » Thu May 02, 2013 11:12 am

The Sector Union wrote:What if the Boston Bombings was actually a scapegoat from the Chechen Brothers to attempt to provoke the US to go to war with North Korea and create a clusterf**k of orchestrated events that will eventually lead to the downfall of the US and take over the government?



/investigate

[investigate][/investigate]
Well, I'm assuming we'd be more pissed at the Czech republic than North Korea...

And besides, the North Koreans are already doing a great job of pissing us off. :lol:
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Postby The Sector Union » Thu May 02, 2013 11:14 am

Landenburg wrote:
The Sector Union wrote:What if the Boston Bombings was actually a scapegoat from the Chechen Brothers to attempt to provoke the US to go to war with North Korea and create a clusterf**k of orchestrated events that will eventually lead to the downfall of the US and take over the government?



/investigate

[investigate][/investigate]
Well, I'm assuming we'd be more pissed at the Czech republic than North Korea...

And besides, the North Koreans are already doing a great job of pissing us off. :lol:


Oh yeah, word is going out that Czechoslovakia is behind the bombings the whole time, even though that unified nation hasn't existed in about 2 decades. So the brothers must have been czechoslovakian time travelers.
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Postby Landenburg » Thu May 02, 2013 11:22 am

The Sector Union wrote:
Landenburg wrote:[investigate][/investigate]
Well, I'm assuming we'd be more pissed at the Czech republic than North Korea...

And besides, the North Koreans are already doing a great job of pissing us off. :lol:


Oh yeah, word is going out that Czechoslovakia is behind the bombings the whole time, even though that unified nation hasn't existed in about 2 decades. So the brothers must have been czechoslovakian time travelers.

I said CZECH REPUBLIC rather than CZECHOSLOVAKIA.
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Postby The Emerald Dawn » Thu May 02, 2013 11:23 am

So if the American Government planned the Boston Bombings, why do we still have monkeys?

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Postby Landenburg » Thu May 02, 2013 11:24 am

The Emerald Dawn wrote:So if the American Government planned the Boston Bombings, why do we still have monkeys?

SHHHHH. don't remind them dude!
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Postby The Sector Union » Thu May 02, 2013 11:26 am

Landenburg wrote:
The Sector Union wrote:
Oh yeah, word is going out that Czechoslovakia is behind the bombings the whole time, even though that unified nation hasn't existed in about 2 decades. So the brothers must have been czechoslovakian time travelers.

I said CZECH REPUBLIC rather than CZECHOSLOVAKIA.

But americans think its Czechoslovakia too!
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Postby Landenburg » Thu May 02, 2013 11:29 am

The Sector Union wrote:
Landenburg wrote:I said CZECH REPUBLIC rather than CZECHOSLOVAKIA.

But americans think its Czechoslovakia too!

I'm American and I do not think that.
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Postby Cosara » Thu May 02, 2013 11:31 am

I didn't know Alex Jones played Nationstates.
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