They make *what* for kids!?

[The Rich Port]

Na, man your never alone i'll always be there. high five?

Im a prond hunter myself! Been shapen up my skills on small animals, waiting for the day our dear friend OBAMA trys taken my guns! Heck my babys arent going down with out a fight! That and lots of call of duty!

IKR?

He'll just send a warning notice to that guy who's 6-year-old son just shot his 2-year-old daughter with a rimshot rifle.

[Mavorpen]

I don't think so.

To quote a poster I'm sure you're familiar with, "Who gives a shit?".

"Mom, guess what!"

"What?"

"I pranked my mortal enemy Jake!"

"...Jimmy, that happened 20 years ago. And you're 30. Grow the fuck up."

[Neo Arcad]

Im a prond hunter myself! Been shapen up my skills on small animals, waiting for the day our dear friend OBAMA trys taken my guns! Heck my babys arent going down with out a fight! That and lots of call of duty!

IKR?

He'll just send a warning notice to that guy who's 6-year-old son just shot his 2-year-old daughter with a rimshot rifle.

Rimfire.
Rimshot rifles are the weapons comedians use to kill people who don't laugh at their jokes.

[Neo Arcad]

More importantly, some bears live in Russia. Therefore, all bears are commies. Therefore, bears shitting in the woods are invading and despoiling American soil. Therefore, napalm.

Napalm Canada.

Why?

Well clearly Canadian allowance of Soviet bears to exist is in clear violation of the peace between our nations. Besides, the public doesn't have to know about it.

Canada has the most bears per capita.
Ergo, Canada must burn.
QED, bitches. We begin bombing in five minutes.

[Miss Defied]

I wonder, is all. It seems very convenient that in the middle of a discussion on guns and their uses, you suddenly have a dirt-poor uncle who feeds his family exclusively on the meat he hunts.

Oh ya I make up characters to argue my points.

Then your credibility here is shot. No one will take you seriously about anything.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

IKR?

He'll just send a warning notice to that guy who's 6-year-old son just shot his 2-year-old daughter with a rimshot rifle.

Rimfire.
Rimshot rifles are the weapons comedians use to kill people who don't laugh at their jokes.

Hence the phrase, "I killed".

[The Rich Port]

IKR?

He'll just send a warning notice to that guy who's 6-year-old son just shot his 2-year-old daughter with a rimshot rifle.

Rimfire.
Rimshot rifles are the weapons comedians use to kill people who don't laugh at their jokes.

Ah, I knew I was gonna get that wrong.

._.

[Gun Manufacturers]

Well, some were. I had to get the door replaced twice.

I put it just that way especially for you.

Thank you.

[Thoricia]

Oh ya I make up characters to argue my points.

Then your credibility here is shot. No one will take you seriously about anything.

Nobody should take anyone serious around here, are you for real?

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Rimfire.
Rimshot rifles are the weapons comedians use to kill people who don't laugh at their jokes.

Hence the phrase, "I killed".

On the downside, "rimshot rifles" sound like a carrot top prop.

[Gauthier]

Rimfire.
Rimshot rifles are the weapons comedians use to kill people who don't laugh at their jokes.

Ah, I knew I was gonna get that wrong.

._.

It's not like you said "Rimjob rifle".

[Agymnum]

Ah, I knew I was gonna get that wrong.

._.

It's not like you said "Rimjob rifle".

Need a lot of lube for that when it discharges.

[Thoricia]

It's not like you said "Rimjob rifle".

Need a lot of lube for that when it discharges.

[Neo Arcad]

Rimfire.
Rimshot rifles are the weapons comedians use to kill people who don't laugh at their jokes.

Ah, I knew I was gonna get that wrong.

._.

It's okay, not everyone is a gun expert.
If you're interested, here's the explanation of how centerfire and rimfire ammo works and differs.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

It's not like you said "Rimjob rifle".

Need a lot of lube for that when it discharges.

Don't slam your bullet into an unclean chamber.


The More You Know!

*rainbow*

[Lunatic Goofballs]

So he's a stubborn ass?

Not our fault he's not taking advantage of a government service his taxes pay for. He's an idiot. Get over it.

*Sigh. alright then FUCK YOU! hows that?

Knock of the flaming.

Agymnum, knock off the flamebait.

[Agymnum]

*Sigh. alright then FUCK YOU! hows that?

Knock of the flaming.

Agymnum, knock off the flamebait.

My apologies.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

*Sigh. alright then FUCK YOU! hows that?

That's flaming.

But thanks. No one's ever wanted to fuck me before. Your standards must be real low if you're sticking your dick meat into a fat, ugly asexual.

[The Rich Port]

Ah, I knew I was gonna get that wrong.

._.

It's okay, not everyone is a gun expert.
If you're interested, here's the explanation of how centerfire and rimfire ammo works and differs.

Oh, thank you.

It's not like you said "Rimjob rifle".

Need a lot of lube for that when it discharges.

*Badum...* *BANG*

[Gun Manufacturers]

To quote a poster I'm sure you're familiar with, "Who gives a shit?".

"Mom, guess what!"

"What?"

"I pranked my mortal enemy Jake!"

"...Jimmy, that happened 20 years ago. And you're 30. Grow the fuck up."

Please, you think too highly of yourself if you think you're my mortal enemy. That honor goes to Will Wheaton.


WHEEEAAATTTOOONNN!

[Gauthier]

That's flaming.

But thanks. No one's ever wanted to fuck me before. Your standards must be real low if you're sticking your dick meat into a fat, ugly asexual.

Rule. 34.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

That's flaming.

But thanks. No one's ever wanted to fuck me before. Your standards must be real low if you're sticking your dick meat into a fat, ugly asexual.

Smexy

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Rule. 34.

Rule 63, oh wait.

[Wisconsin9]

Rule. 34.

Killing childhoods since April 30, 1993.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Rule. 34.

A cold chill just went through my body.