They make *what* for kids!?

[Agymnum]

Get off your fucking high horse. We don't like internet tough shits around here.

What about the

What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.

I'm not gonna lie, I chuckled.

[The Broken Imperial Sector]

Oh ya I've never met the guy who takes me hunting and taught me how to shoot and clean guns right?

y another hunter here, I thought I was all alone!!

Na, man your never alone i'll always be there. high five?

[Agymnum]

Wrong on all counts. .22LR is cheap, but it's not THAT cheap. Buy some fucking instant ramen or a bag of rice instead.
Furthermore, are you honestly suggesting that this hypothetical nonexistent family has relatives who are willing to just give them guns, but refuse to help them feed their children? Because the technical term for that is "bullshit".

Also: I hunt deer. It's not a walk in the park. You sit there for a long time, hope they come by your position, hope they don't catch wind of you, hope they don't get spooked, hope they move within range, hope you get a clear shot... there's a lot of hoping and wishing that goes on. Hunting just isn't that reliable, even with modern weapons. It's why we as a species began farming.

obv we should start carpet bombing forests for food.

What would Nixon do?

[Tzarsgrad]

y another hunter here, I thought I was all alone!!

Na, man your never alone i'll always be there. high five?

Hell, I hunt on occasion. Where's my medal?

[The Broken Imperial Sector]

Na, man your never alone i'll always be there. high five?

Hell, I hunt on occasion. Where's my medal?

Well shit i'll go get some more man my bad.

[San-Silvacian]

obv we should start carpet bombing forests for food.

What would Nixon do?

Most likely napalm the forests.

Then get caught spying on the forests.

[Agymnum]

What would Nixon do?

Most likely napalm the forests.

Then get caught spying on the forests.

"When the President hunts it, going over quota is not illegal!"

[Tyriece]

y another hunter here, I thought I was all alone!!

Na, man your never alone i'll always be there. high five?

Im a prond hunter myself! Been shapen up my skills on small animals, waiting for the day our dear friend OBAMA trys taken my guns! Heck my babys arent going down with out a fight! That and lots of call of duty!

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Yep, NS is definitely rubbing off on you.

You're almost at the "acceptance" stage of becoming a liberal.

Sounds more like anger.

He always sounds like anger.

[Mavorpen]

What would Nixon do?

Most likely napalm the forests.

Then get caught spying on the forests.

"Hey guys, did you know bears shit in woods!?"

"Yes, Nixon, we know."

[Tzarsgrad]

Most likely napalm the forests.

Then get caught spying on the forests.

"When the President hunts it, going over quota is not illegal!"

"I am not a poacher."

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

obv we should start carpet bombing forests for food.

What would Nixon do?

Tell the forest not to surrender until he gets back in office?

[Thoricia]

y another hunter here, I thought I was all alone!!

Na, man your never alone i'll always be there. high five?

*High five

[Occupied Deutschland]

obv we should start carpet bombing forests for food.

What would Nixon do?

Carpet bomb part of the forest in another country as a show of strength, then surrender on the same terms as were offered before?

[The Broken Imperial Sector]

Na, man your never alone i'll always be there. high five?

Im a prond hunter myself! Been shapen up my skills on small animals, waiting for the day our dear friend OBAMA trys taken my guns! Heck my babys arent going down with out a fight! That and lots of call of duty!

My,my that's what hunting is about isn't it? killing small animals for pleasure? And planing to overthrow the EBIL GOVERMANT!

[Agymnum]

What would Nixon do?

Tell the forest not to surrender until he gets back in office?

Introduce a policy of having deer do the hunting for Americans, so innocent hunters will not have to die.

Call it "Forestization".

[The Broken Imperial Sector]

Na, man your never alone i'll always be there. high five?

*High five

Alright, nice!

[Neo Arcad]

"When the President hunts it, going over quota is not illegal!"

"I am not a poacher."

Hunting Buddy Spiro Agnew: "Mea killpa, mea killpa, mea maxima killpa! "

[Wisconsin9]

Most likely napalm the forests.

Then get caught spying on the forests.

"Hey guys, did you know bears shit in woods!?"

"Yes, Nixon, we know."

More importantly, some bears live in Russia. Therefore, all bears are commies. Therefore, bears shitting in the woods are invading and despoiling American soil. Therefore, napalm.

[Thoricia]

Na, man your never alone i'll always be there. high five?

Im a prond hunter myself! Been shapen up my skills on small animals, waiting for the day our dear friend OBAMA trys taken my guns! Heck my babys arent going down with out a fight! That and lots of call of duty!

Don't know if I've ever hunted pronds before what are those like? XD

[Agymnum]

"Hey guys, did you know bears shit in woods!?"

"Yes, Nixon, we know."

More importantly, some bears live in Russia. Therefore, all bears are commies. Therefore, bears shitting in the woods are invading and despoiling American soil. Therefore, napalm.

Napalm Canada.

Why?

Well clearly Canadian allowance of Soviet bears to exist is in clear violation of the peace between our nations. Besides, the public doesn't have to know about it.

[Mavorpen]

"Hey guys, did you know bears shit in woods!?"

"Yes, Nixon, we know."

More importantly, some bears live in Russia. Therefore, all bears are commies. Therefore, bears shitting in the woods are invading and despoiling American soil. Therefore, napalm.

Bear shit secretly contains encoded messages in which they use to communicate with the Communists.

[Tyriece]

Im a prond hunter myself! Been shapen up my skills on small animals, waiting for the day our dear friend OBAMA trys taken my guns! Heck my babys arent going down with out a fight! That and lots of call of duty!

My,my that's what hunting is about isn't it? killing small animals for pleasure? And planing to overthrow the EBIL GOVERMANT!

Hell ya for Aimreicha WOOO!

[Thoricia]

"Hey guys, did you know bears shit in woods!?"

"Yes, Nixon, we know."

More importantly, some bears live in Russia. Therefore, all bears are commies. Therefore, bears shitting in the woods are invading and despoiling American soil. Therefore, napalm.

I actually bear hunt to so I guess I'm doing my part.

[Gun Manufacturers]

To be fair, a lot of people like myself don't hunt, yet we like guns. Why? Well target shooting is fun.

I don't think so.

To quote a poster I'm sure you're familiar with, "Who gives a shit?".