They make *what* for kids!?

[Farnhamia]

I suspect you haven't, either, until just this second.

Oh ya I've never met the guy who takes me hunting and taught me how to shoot and clean guns right?

I wonder, is all. It seems very convenient that in the middle of a discussion on guns and their uses, you suddenly have a dirt-poor uncle who feeds his family exclusively on the meat he hunts.

[Agymnum]

I'm honestly tired of people who think that acting macho entitles them to act fucking retarded, which it does not.

Sigh, must be work getting in my head. Been having a busy week.

I don't think he was being macho. It seemed like he honestly just glanced at the bookshelf and said, "Yes, here's a good face-bashing book." I think the stress might be getting to you... you should pet a dog and have some chocolate. That always helps. Just don't let the dog have any chocolate.

Can't have chocolate due to my diet.

Also probably contributing to my irritability.

[The Broken Imperial Sector]

Because he dons't want it he works for everything he fucking has.

So he's a stubborn ass?

Not our fault he's not taking advantage of a government service his taxes pay for. He's an idiot. Get over it.

*Sigh. alright then FUCK YOU! hows that?

[Wisconsin9]

I don't think he was being macho. It seemed like he honestly just glanced at the bookshelf and said, "Yes, here's a good face-bashing book." I think the stress might be getting to you... you should pet a dog and have some chocolate. That always helps. Just don't let the dog have any chocolate.

Can't have chocolate due to my diet.

Also probably contributing to my irritability.

Fire up CoD or Battlefield or something like that. Usually helps me.

[Agymnum]

So he's a stubborn ass?

Not our fault he's not taking advantage of a government service his taxes pay for. He's an idiot. Get over it.

*Sigh. alright then FUCK YOU! hows that?

That's flaming.

But thanks. No one's ever wanted to fuck me before. Your standards must be real low if you're sticking your dick meat into a fat, ugly asexual.

[The Broken Imperial Sector]

Oh ya I've never met the guy who takes me hunting and taught me how to shoot and clean guns right?

I wonder, is all. It seems very convenient that in the middle of a discussion on guns and their uses, you suddenly have a dirt-poor uncle who feeds his family exclusively on the meat he hunts.

Oh ya I make up characters to argue my points.

[The Whispers]

Besides, you overestimate how expensive ammunition is, underestimate how widespread firearms are (families in rural areas have plenty from/with relatives that cost is negligible factor), and basically have no idea about the economics of hunting.

Indeed, as evidenced by the massively inferior quality of life in places where settled agriculture has taken over.

[Lemanrussland]

So he's a stubborn ass?

Not our fault he's not taking advantage of a government service his taxes pay for. He's an idiot. Get over it.

*Sigh. alright then FUCK YOU! hows that?

[Mavorpen]

And he cannot apply for welfare because...?

Because he dons't want it he works for everything he fucking has.

So we're supposed to sympathize with a five year old?

[Machtergreifung]

So he's a stubborn ass?

Not our fault he's not taking advantage of a government service his taxes pay for. He's an idiot. Get over it.

*Sigh. alright then FUCK YOU! hows that?

Best use of logic you've shown yet.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

So he's a stubborn ass?

Not our fault he's not taking advantage of a government service his taxes pay for. He's an idiot. Get over it.

*Sigh. alright then FUCK YOU! hows that?

Yep, NS is definitely rubbing off on you.

You're almost at the "acceptance" stage of becoming a liberal.

[Tzarsgrad]

So he's a stubborn ass?

Not our fault he's not taking advantage of a government service his taxes pay for. He's an idiot. Get over it.

*Sigh. alright then FUCK YOU! hows that?

Boy, that escalated quickly. It's not his fault your possibly fictional uncle's too proud for welfare (which really kind of invalidates your argument that he's too poor for anything).

[Machtergreifung]

Can't have chocolate due to my diet.

Also probably contributing to my irritability.

Fire up CoD or Battlefield or something like that. Usually helps me.

I see what you did there...

[Tyriece]

Yall got that Obama talkin that devily whispers about haven no guns, WELL YOU CANT TAKE MY GUNS! Sure im only 11, but i know only to shoot the bad guys! Jesus did not die apon the cross for you hippes to ruin my america with this "no guns just cus they kill people"!

I'm hoping against hope this is sarcastic.

Sarcasm is one of the many tools of the devil, that and smart cars. Let me ask you something, one nation under god, what dose that mean to you? I means we have been blessed with our here guns! Our guns is a BLESSING! You dont want that? Well why not just spit in his face while your at it! Ban guns shoot, next thing you know they will be letting the gays vote!

[Gun Manufacturers]

And does it just trip the deer up, or...?

You sneak up and hit the deer on the head.

A .22lr round can kill a deer, but it's not legal to use one for deer hunting in a lot of states. Since it is a low power round compared to most legal deer rounds, it would have to be a great shot (such as hitting it in the head or in the heart), otherwise you could end up with the deer dying a slow death, or surviving with an injury. However, .22lr is a great round for small game such as squirrels, rabbits, woodchucks, etc.

[Tzarsgrad]

I'm hoping against hope this is sarcastic.

Sarcasm is one of the many tools of the devil, that and smart cars. Let me ask you something, one nation under god, what dose that mean to you? I means we have been blessed with our here guns! Our guns is a BLESSING! You dont want that? Well why not just spit in his face while your at it! Ban guns shoot, next thing you know they will be letting the gays vote!

Thank God, you are. There's no way someone could actually think this and not die from chronic stupidity.

[San-Silvacian]

I'm hoping against hope this is sarcastic.

Sarcasm is one of the many tools of the devil, that and smart cars. Let me ask you something, one nation under god, what dose that mean to you? I means we have been blessed with our here guns! Our guns is a BLESSING! You dont want that? Well why not just spit in his face while your at it! Ban guns shoot, next thing you know they will be letting the gays vote!

Please stop.

Its not even funny.

[Greater Pokarnia]

*Sigh. alright then FUCK YOU! hows that?

Yep, NS is definitely rubbing off on you.

You're almost at the "acceptance" stage of becoming a liberal.

Sounds more like anger.

[Neo Arcad]

I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS
THERE IS NO ONE IN AMERICA WHO IS THAT POOR
LITERALLY IT IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR SUCH A THING TO BE
AND EVEN IF SUCH HYPOTHETICAL "SUPER-POVERTY" EXISTED
IT WOULD NOT PERMIT THEM TO PURCHASE THE FIREARMS AND AMMUNITION WITH WHICH THEY SUPPOSEDLY EQUIP THEIR FORAGING CHILDREN
ARGFLRAFGGDLRKSRYKYFUNYTRUNSRTAYIN&NRAARYAIABBAU GAK

Source.

Besides, you overestimate how expensive ammunition is, underestimate how widespread firearms are (families in rural areas have plenty from/with relatives that cost is negligible factor), and basically have no idea about the economics of hunting.

Aside from your capitalized letters, you're entirely unequipped to discuss this.

Wrong on all counts. .22LR is cheap, but it's not THAT cheap. Buy some fucking instant ramen or a bag of rice instead.
Furthermore, are you honestly suggesting that this hypothetical nonexistent family has relatives who are willing to just give them guns, but refuse to help them feed their children? Because the technical term for that is "bullshit".

Also: I hunt deer. It's not a walk in the park. You sit there for a long time, hope they come by your position, hope they don't catch wind of you, hope they don't get spooked, hope they move within range, hope you get a clear shot... there's a lot of hoping and wishing that goes on. Hunting just isn't that reliable, even with modern weapons. It's why we as a species began farming.

[Liriena]

*Sigh. alright then FUCK YOU! hows that?

That was excessive.

[Wisconsin9]

Fire up CoD or Battlefield or something like that. Usually helps me.

I see what you did there...

No, I was being serious.

[Cosara]

I would but I don't take orders from you and I don't have a grammar text book. But I do have a few military history books will that work?

Get off your fucking high horse. We don't like internet tough shits around here.

What about the

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[San-Silvacian]

Source.

Besides, you overestimate how expensive ammunition is, underestimate how widespread firearms are (families in rural areas have plenty from/with relatives that cost is negligible factor), and basically have no idea about the economics of hunting.

Aside from your capitalized letters, you're entirely unequipped to discuss this.

Wrong on all counts. .22LR is cheap, but it's not THAT cheap. Buy some fucking instant ramen or a bag of rice instead.
Furthermore, are you honestly suggesting that this hypothetical nonexistent family has relatives who are willing to just give them guns, but refuse to help them feed their children? Because the technical term for that is "bullshit".

Also: I hunt deer. It's not a walk in the park. You sit there for a long time, hope they come by your position, hope they don't catch wind of you, hope they don't get spooked, hope they move within range, hope you get a clear shot... there's a lot of hoping and wishing that goes on. Hunting just isn't that reliable, even with modern weapons. It's why we as a species began farming.

obv we should start carpet bombing forests for food.

[Thoricia]

I suspect you haven't, either, until just this second.

Oh ya I've never met the guy who takes me hunting and taught me how to shoot and clean guns right?

y another hunter here, I thought I was all alone!!

[Mavorpen]

Also: I hunt deer. It's not a walk in the park. You sit there for a long time, hope they come by your position, hope they don't catch wind of you, hope they don't get spooked, hope they move within range, hope you get a clear shot... there's a lot of hoping and wishing that goes on. Hunting just isn't that reliable, even with modern weapons. It's why we as a species began farming.

You mean hunting isn't like Cabela's African Safari?