So if a crisis which warrants utilization of the militia arises at home, I am expected to ride my bike over to the nearest store which sells ammunition suitable for adequate defense of myself and my family (since said store is 50 miles away, and I don't own an automobile)? Or should I, you know, buy the ammunition in advance so I don't have to go on a day-long round-trip bike ride and come home to a completely-destroyed residence and killed/captured family?



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