I'm getting worried about NS2...

[Helgrin]

I'm getting worried about my cat. Six months ago, he fell over and hasn't moved since. Before collapsing, he vomited up a great quantity of what I, at the time, took to be strawberry syrup. Now there appear to be maggots moving under the cat's skin, and the other cats keep trying to nibble on him. I'm worried that my cat might be ill, or at least severely upset.

Pull the electric cord from a lamp and place the two wires over where you think the cat's heart may be. Then touch the wires to the skin and see what happens.

I imagine it might work for NS2 as well.

If that doesn't work we can resort to Necromancy, and Interwebs Necromancy respectively.

[H N Fiddlebottoms VIII]

I'm getting worried about my cat. Six months ago, he fell over and hasn't moved since. Before collapsing, he vomited up a great quantity of what I, at the time, took to be strawberry syrup. Now there appear to be maggots moving under the cat's skin, and the other cats keep trying to nibble on him. I'm worried that my cat might be ill, or at least severely upset.

Pull the electric cord from a lamp and place the two wires over where you think the cat's heart may be. Then touch the wires to the skin and see what happens.

I'm not sure what you expected to happen, but the cat is now on fire. Although the fire appears to be killing the maggots, and now the other cats aren't trying to eat him.
So ... take him to the vet, or just wait a few more days to see if he snaps out of it (being on fire).

[Helgrin]

I'm getting worried about my cat. Six months ago, he fell over and hasn't moved since. Before collapsing, he vomited up a great quantity of what I, at the time, took to be strawberry syrup. Now there appear to be maggots moving under the cat's skin, and the other cats keep trying to nibble on him. I'm worried that my cat might be ill, or at least severely upset.

Pull the electric cord from a lamp and place the two wires over where you think the cat's heart may be. Then touch the wires to the skin and see what happens.

I imagine it might work for NS2 as well.

If that doesn't work we can resort to Necromancy, and Interwebs Necromancy respectively.

[New Kereptica]

I'm getting worried about my cat. Six months ago, he fell over and hasn't moved since. Before collapsing, he vomited up a great quantity of what I, at the time, took to be strawberry syrup. Now there appear to be maggots moving under the cat's skin, and the other cats keep trying to nibble on him. I'm worried that my cat might be ill, or at least severely upset.

Pull the electric cord from a lamp and place the two wires over where you think the cat's heart may be. Then touch the wires to the skin and see what happens.

I'm not sure what you expected to happen, but the cat is now on fire. Although the fire appears to be killing the maggots, and now the other cats aren't trying to eat him.
So ... take him to the vet, or just wait a few more days to see if he snaps out of it (being on fire).

Wait a few more days and then take him to the vet, just to be sure.

[RightLeaningChristians]

My first nation was on NS2.

[Takaram]

I'm getting worried about my cat. Six months ago, he fell over and hasn't moved since. Before collapsing, he vomited up a great quantity of what I, at the time, took to be strawberry syrup. Now there appear to be maggots moving under the cat's skin, and the other cats keep trying to nibble on him. I'm worried that my cat might be ill, or at least severely upset.

Pull the electric cord from a lamp and place the two wires over where you think the cat's heart may be. Then touch the wires to the skin and see what happens.

I'm not sure what you expected to happen, but the cat is now on fire. Although the fire appears to be killing the maggots, and now the other cats aren't trying to eat him.
So ... take him to the vet, or just wait a few more days to see if he snaps out of it (being on fire).

You know, I've heard that the foam in fire extinguishers is good for cats sometimes. Maybe that'll help.

[Barringtonia]

Pull the electric cord from a lamp and place the two wires over where you think the cat's heart may be. Then touch the wires to the skin and see what happens.

I'm not sure what you expected to happen, but the cat is now on fire.

Wow, that's exactly what I expected to happen.

Although the fire appears to be killing the maggots, and now the other cats aren't trying to eat him.

As Meatloaf, that pre-eminent philosopher and all round sex-kitten said, '2 out of 3 ain't bad'.

So ... take him to the vet, or just wait a few more days to see if he snaps out of it (being on fire).

As they say around these parts, 'If the fire don't kill you, well you're probably indestructible'.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Surely we can modify some old platform game code - how hard can it be?

*pulls apart PS1*

sounds like a doddle to me.

[Daistallia 2104]

Pull the electric cord from a lamp and place the two wires over where you think the cat's heart may be. Then touch the wires to the skin and see what happens.

I imagine it might work for NS2 as well.

I approve of this idea - electrocuting and burning NS2 is an excellent suggestion.

[Pope Joan]

Pull the electric cord from a lamp and place the two wires over where you think the cat's heart may be. Then touch the wires to the skin and see what happens.

I imagine it might work for NS2 as well.

I approve of this idea - electrocuting and burning NS2 is an excellent suggestion.

Or alternatively you might wind up with some gamesite version of Pet Sematary 2.