2016 Presidental canidates

[Farnhamia]

Really?

Yes, really. While I do not agree with some of its teachings, I did like Stein's economic plan and that was my reason of voting for her in this past election.

Assuming a miracle had happened and she had been elected, exactly how much would she have gotten done? She'd have zero support in Congress. That's the mistake the minor parties make every single time, they think that if they can just win the presidency, everything will be puppies and kittens and rainbows.

[Mike the Progressive]

From what I've heard, people are expecting Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton as Democratic candidates and Christ Christie, Rand Paul, and Marco Rubio as Republican candidates.

Seems about right. Maybe Cuomo and O'Malley on the Democratic side.

[Lesbia]

Paul Ryan.

Now please fix the title so that the two words in it are actually spelled correctly.

[Farnhamia]

Paul Ryan.

Now please fix the title so that the two words in it are actually spelled correctly.

I like "presidental." They do smile a lot when they're campaigning.

Oh, and Paul Ryan? The man's entire reputation is built on trumpeting that generally discredited study of debt as a percent of GDP.

[Lesbia]

Paul Ryan.

Now please fix the title so that the two words in it are actually spelled correctly.

I like "presidental." They do smile a lot when they're campaigning.

So let's vote on who has the whiter teeth?

[Farnhamia]

I like "presidental." They do smile a lot when they're campaigning.

So let's vote on who has the whiter teeth?

Thou hast said it, not I.

[The Steel Magnolia]

Paul Ryan.

Now please fix the title so that the two words in it are actually spelled correctly.

Shudders.

I didn't notice the types and now I can't stop looking at them and gahhh I hate you.

[Norstal]

Paul Ryan.

Now please fix the title so that the two words in it are actually spelled correctly.

Shudders.

I didn't notice the types and now I can't stop looking at them and gahhh I hate you.

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As soon as I read the OP, an independent winning a presidential bid (snickers), I knew this was a joke thread.

[Farnhamia]

Paul Ryan.

Now please fix the title so that the two words in it are actually spelled correctly.

Shudders.

I didn't notice the types typos and now I can't stop looking at them and gahhh I hate you.

Ficst.

[The Steel Magnolia]

Shudders.

I didn't notice the types typos and now I can't stop looking at them and gahhh I hate you.

Ficst.

Would you believe me if I say that was unintentional?

[Farnhamia]

Ficst.

Would you believe me if I say that was unintentional?

Of course.

[Lesbia]

So let's vote on who has the whiter teeth?

Thou hast said it, not I.

Upon looking at the first few pictures on Google of each, I've concluded the following.

Biden and O'Malley have similar teeth. Hillary's are probably the least white and Cuomo might as well not even have any since his mouth is always either closed or he is always yelling to the extent they are not visible.

For the Republicans, I think it goes Ryan, Rubio, Christie, Paul.

Edit - Why did I do this?

[The Marxist State]

Ficst.

Would you believe me if I say that was unintentional?

You were so upset by the typos that you stopped paying attention and made a typo.

[Ena Zale]

Micheal Moore and Cenk Uygur.

Like that would happen.

However, in all seriousness Hillary Clinton will most probably run, Obama has been endorsing her like CRAZY.

As much as I have issues with her personal politics, Hillary, like Obama before her, would be a good precedent... she would set the stage for future female candidates. I personally look forward to a future where presidency is not synonymous with an old, white male. However, she did have some snags her last run, it might be interesting to see if she irons those out for her '16 run.

[Lesbia]

Micheal Moore and Cenk Uygur.

Like that would happen.

However, in all seriousness Hillary Clinton will most probably run, Obama has been endorsing her like CRAZY.

As much as I have issues with her personal politics, Hillary, like Obama before her, would be a good precedent... she would set the stage for future female candidates. I personally look forward to a future where presidency is not synonymous with an old, white male. However, she did have some snags her last run, it might be interesting to see if she irons those out for her '16 run.

"presidency is synonymous with an old, white male"

president is relatively young, black male

[Napkiraly]

As much as I have issues with her personal politics, Hillary, like Obama before her, would be a good precedent... she would set the stage for future female candidates. I personally look forward to a future where presidency is not synonymous with an old, white male. However, she did have some snags her last run, it might be interesting to see if she irons those out for her '16 run.

"presidency is synonymous with an old, white male"

president is relatively young, black male

One guy. Out of 44.

[Ensiferum]

I'd like to see Evo Morales become president of all Americas.

[Zonolia]

I personally want to see Santorum run again in 2016, it's not American democracy without a lil' hint of fascism and bigotry!

And because

[Sibirsky]

Fuck that.

I want to know about the 200016 presidential debates. Only slightly less relevant.

[Death Metal]

Fuck that.

I want to know about the 200016 presidential debates. Only slightly less relevant.

Giglax The Saurian Blood Conquerer 200016: "Hey, at least she's not another self-aware genocidal AI"

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Cuomo, Hill-dog, Biden. IDK. Not a Republican pleasekthanksbye

[Freedom of United Trevor]

Joe Biden/Debbie Schultz the Democratic nonimee and Rand Paul/ Jeb Bush the Republican nonimee.

Biden vs Paul on the economy:

Biden- The economy is really doing ok, We lowered unemployment below 8 percent By 2013.

Paul- The economy is still in a recession, the last 8 years of the Obama administration has failed our country, It is time for real change in Washington after Bush and Obama.

Biden vs Paul on healthcare:

Biden- We have prescribed Obamacare to cover pre-existing medical conditions, In my administration we will continue to work Obamacare for the next generation.

Paul- If Biden wins, we are screwed and we can't afford this law. It kills pharmacists, doctors and jobs.

[Okkupied Amerika]

Fuck that.

I want to know about the 200016 presidential debates. Only slightly less relevant.

Giglax The Saurian Blood Conquerer 200016: "Hey, at least she's not another self-aware genocidal AI"

I don't know, that Hal AI made some excellent points about my place in the universe. Plus, that nursery rhyme his robot slaves always repeated when they were killing us WAS kind'a catchy. Daisy, daisy, how does your garden grow...

[Death Metal]

Giglax The Saurian Blood Conquerer 200016: "Hey, at least she's not another self-aware genocidal AI"

I don't know, that Hal AI made some excellent points about my place in the universe. Plus, that nursery rhyme his robot slaves always repeated when they were killing us WAS kind'a catchy. Daisy, daisy, how does your garden grow...

Not catchy enough for you to remember that it wasn't "Mary Contrary", apparently.

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Joe Biden/Debbie Schultz the Democratic nonimee and Rand Paul/ Jeb Bush the Republican nonimee.

Schultz is too polarizing. She excels, like Pelosi, in her role of whipping the Dems into shape, but neither women are suited to Presidency/vice Presidency.