To All Who Hate Obama Personaly

[Derscon]

Hypnotoad Glenn Beck told me to.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

His time on TV interrupts "UFO Files"!

[Meoton]

Hypnotoad Glenn Beck told me to.

Oh, so that's what hypnotoad is doing now. I didn't recognize him in that mask and costume, but the bulging eyes do give him away.

[Allbeama]

Obama has been turning our country into a weak heartless harlemville. First, he shut down Guantanamo Bay and put evil minds of terrorists on American soil. Then, he keeps welfare going. Welfare is just a liberal scam that takes tax money from hard workin blue collar americans and gives it to people that are looking for a handout. KIll me if im conservative but obama being a retard instead of a president

Says the Guy Who Loves This Country So Much He Wears The Flag Of Those Who Once Sought To Tear It Into Pieces. Taste the Irony Cake!

Sorry to break it to you this late buuuttt....

All cake but the Irony Cake is a Lie. The Irony Cake is the only True Cake!

Damn... i cant believe it actually exists!

That is the Irony Cake right there, told ya so!

[Meoton]

It's not that we 'hate' him....We are just against his social, and political views...

Helping the poor and uninsured. Diplomacy first, war last. Striving for concensus and bipartisianship. Pressing and supporting islamic nations to fight islamic extremists. Reduction of nuclear missiles. Promoting education and research. Promoting entrepreneurship and social responsibility. These are what you oppose?

[LOL ANARCHY NUBZ]

He's a communist: His parents were white and black, and everyone knows race mixing is communism.
He is also black. Who couldn't hate him, really? Apart from all those racist black people who voted for him because now they won't have to get jobs. They'll be able to be on benefits with socialist healthcare and they'll have guns 'cause they're all criminals whilst us decent white folk have to pay for it all just because we work.
He's a Muslim.
He has a racist Christian pastor at the church he attended for over a decade.
He wants to talk to the terrorists.
He did 9/11.
He is for abortion, which is murder of an innocent child.
He's a fascist: Just look at the similarities between him and Hitler!!
He wants to kill your grandparents, while making you pay for it.
He's not even a citizen of our great nation.

This list is deadly serious.

[Lucky Bicycle Works]

What do you have against Obama?

I try to forgive him, but I bear something of a grudge against the man.

In 1998, I was down on my luck, real bad. Me and my dog Reagan were living in a women's shelter in uptown Chicago, and Barack Obama came by, glad-handing and grinning like a lunatic. He asked me how I was going, and though I didn't trust him at first (looked like a cop to me) he did win my trust with the way he spoke so nicely and how he soothed my suffering dog with his gentle hands.

Well, I trusted him then, but he made a promise he did not keep. Poor Reagan never got the liver transplant he needed, and died just a few years later.

That's what I've got against Barack Obama. I am so glad you asked!

[Icezealand]

He's a communist: His parents were white and black, and everyone knows race mixing is communism.

False. It's socialism, it doesn't become communism until the government creates a cabinet member to decide which two socially equitable races can involve themselves in the sexual natures.

He has a racist Christian pastor at the church he attended for over a decade.

Rev. Wright still deserves a BET award for his musical performance at the NAACP.

He wants to talk to the terrorists.

I hope he has a shoe-flinger shield.

He did 9/11.

I thought W did that? Charlie Sheen told me so.

He is for abortion, which is murder of an innocent child.

That's offensive to people who advocate the murder of innocent children outside of pregnancy.

He wants to kill your grandparents, while making you pay for it.

Most people want that anyway after they're 40.

He's not even a citizen of our great nation.

Inorite? Since when did we let Volcanoland be a state?

The response list holds the same or greater amount of lethal seriousness as its original counterpart.

[LOL ANARCHY NUBZ]

He's a communist: His parents were white and black, and everyone knows race mixing is communism.

False. It's socialism, it doesn't become communism until the government creates a cabinet member to decide which two socially equitable races can involve themselves in the sexual natures.

But he has Czars. Russian name and everything-should give you a clue.

He has a racist Christian pastor at the church he attended for over a decade.

Rev. Wright still deserves a BET award for his musical performance at the NAACP.

He should have been given the death penalty for his treasonous words.

He wants to talk to the terrorists.

I hope he has a shoe-flinger shield.

No, they love their Muslim brother.

He did 9/11.

I thought W did that? Charlie Sheen told me so.

You'd be incorrect.

He is for abortion, which is murder of an innocent child.

That's offensive to people who advocate the murder of innocent children outside of pregnancy.

That's another thing, he's trying to limit our freedom of speech through political correctness!

He wants to kill your grandparents, while making you pay for it.

Most people want that anyway after they're 40.

You can't prove this.

He's not even a citizen of our great nation.

Inorite? Since when did we let Volcanoland be a state?

Kenya was never a state.

The response list holds the same or greater amount of lethal seriousness as its original counterpart.

[Conservative Ad Droid]

Wait... there are people who like OBAMA!!!! *gasp* *shock* *horror*

[Grave_n_idle]

Wait... there are people who like OBAMA!!!! *gasp* *shock* *horror*

I suspect most people don't even know him.

[Zeppy]

I judge a man by their handshake. Having met the Senator by chance at his office in the Capitol his freshman year I found it seriously lacking.

Commies always have limp wrist.

[Lucky Bicycle Works]

I judge a man by their handshake. Having met the Senator by chance at his office in the Capitol his freshman year I found it seriously lacking.

Commies always have limp wrist.

All the better to slap you with.

[Lucky Bicycle Works]

I judge a man by their handshake. Having met the Senator by chance at his office in the Capitol his freshman year I found it seriously lacking.

That you judge a man by his hand, not his job, is hardly surprising.

How do you judge a woman, though?

[Icezealand]

I judge a man by their handshake. Having met the Senator by chance at his office in the Capitol his freshman year I found it seriously lacking.

Commies always have limp wrist.

All the better to slap you with.

Capitalists punch with free-traded brass knuckles created by non-unionized workers of glorious privatized business.

[Lucky Bicycle Works]

I judge a man by their handshake. Having met the Senator by chance at his office in the Capitol his freshman year I found it seriously lacking.

Commies always have limp wrist.

All the better to slap you with.

Capitalists punch with free-traded brass knuckles created by non-unionized workers of glorious privatized business.

Come closer, that I might better be punched by you!

*grins wolfishly*

[Derscon]

I judge a man by their handshake. Having met the Senator by chance at his office in the Capitol his freshman year I found it seriously lacking.

Commies always have limp wrist.

All the better to slap you with.

Capitalists punch with free-traded brass knuckles created by non-unionized workers of glorious privatized business.

Yes, but we all know that commies simply want to have mandatory anal sex with everyone, and will jump on you the minute they find you.

[Cubic kms]

I judge a man by their handshake. Having met the Senator by chance at his office in the Capitol his freshman year I found it seriously lacking.

Commies always have limp wrist.

All the better to slap you with.

Capitalists punch with free-traded brass knuckles created by non-unionized workers of glorious privatized business.

Yes, but we all know that commies simply want to have mandatory anal sex with everyone, and will jump on you the minute they find you.

Wow your statement insults both commies and homos at the same time. kudos

[Derscon]

I judge a man by their handshake. Having met the Senator by chance at his office in the Capitol his freshman year I found it seriously lacking.

Commies always have limp wrist.

All the better to slap you with.

Capitalists punch with free-traded brass knuckles created by non-unionized workers of glorious privatized business.

Yes, but we all know that commies simply want to have mandatory anal sex with everyone, and will jump on you the minute they find you.

Wow your statement insults both commies and homos at the same time. kudos

Nah, it's not really worth Kudos unless I get a religion and a race in there, too.

[Redslavia]

I judge a man by their handshake. Having met the Senator by chance at his office in the Capitol his freshman year I found it seriously lacking.

Commies always have limp wrist.

All the better to slap you with.

Capitalists punch with free-traded brass knuckles created by non-unionized workers of glorious privatized business.

Yes, but we all know that commies simply want to have mandatory anal sex with everyone, and will jump on you the minute they find you.

Wow your statement insults both commies and homos at the same time. kudos

How do you know it is homo buttsex? It could be a Communist woman being the sender.

[Rhodmhire]

Hypnotoad Glenn Beck told me to.

Same difference.

[Derscon]

I judge a man by their handshake. Having met the Senator by chance at his office in the Capitol his freshman year I found it seriously lacking.

Commies always have limp wrist.

All the better to slap you with.

Capitalists punch with free-traded brass knuckles created by non-unionized workers of glorious privatized business.

Yes, but we all know that commies simply want to have mandatory anal sex with everyone, and will jump on you the minute they find you.

Wow your statement insults both commies and homos at the same time. kudos

How do you know it is homo buttsex? It could be a Communist woman being the sender.

Well, you have a point there.

Or it's a trap.

[Redslavia]

I judge a man by their handshake. Having met the Senator by chance at his office in the Capitol his freshman year I found it seriously lacking.

Commies always have limp wrist.

All the better to slap you with.

Capitalists punch with free-traded brass knuckles created by non-unionized workers of glorious privatized business.

Yes, but we all know that commies simply want to have mandatory anal sex with everyone, and will jump on you the minute they find you.

Wow your statement insults both commies and homos at the same time. kudos

How do you know it is homo buttsex? It could be a Communist woman being the sender.

Well, you have a point there.

Or it's a trap.

Nah, it's probably just a woman.

[Derscon]

I judge a man by their handshake. Having met the Senator by chance at his office in the Capitol his freshman year I found it seriously lacking.

Commies always have limp wrist.

All the better to slap you with.

Capitalists punch with free-traded brass knuckles created by non-unionized workers of glorious privatized business.

Yes, but we all know that commies simply want to have mandatory anal sex with everyone, and will jump on you the minute they find you.

Wow your statement insults both commies and homos at the same time. kudos

How do you know it is homo buttsex? It could be a Communist woman being the sender.

Well, you have a point there.

Or it's a trap.

Nah, it's probably just a woman.

With a penis.

[Redslavia]

I judge a man by their handshake. Having met the Senator by chance at his office in the Capitol his freshman year I found it seriously lacking.

Commies always have limp wrist.

All the better to slap you with.

Capitalists punch with free-traded brass knuckles created by non-unionized workers of glorious privatized business.

Yes, but we all know that commies simply want to have mandatory anal sex with everyone, and will jump on you the minute they find you.

Wow your statement insults both commies and homos at the same time. kudos

How do you know it is homo buttsex? It could be a Communist woman being the sender.

Well, you have a point there.

Or it's a trap.

Nah, it's probably just a woman.

With a penis.

Which is sexy, as I like shemales Is still a woman in my book.