Civilization Collapse

[Californian Mod Haters]

How do think the global civilization will collapse? And how would you survive?

[Buffett and Colbert]

Software problems

[Mereshka]

Nuclear war of course. And survive? Eh. I'll be more concerned with looting. I'd like to be as drunk and high as possible before I die.

[LOL ANARCHY NUBZ]

Ebil Moslemz

[Rhodmhire]

Sooociiiety, of course.

[Saige Dragon]

Global shortage of booze and cigarettes.

Edit: About the survival thing; I wouldn't.

[Fiduses and Diuses]

Well I don't think it will anytime soon anyway, but if it did I'd be deader than dead. I have no real useful skills, I only have minimal experience at supporting off the land so to speak, I have don't have a whole lot to barter/money, I'm right in the middle of my home country so fleeing to the borders wouldn't really work if only my country collapsed,etc.

So yeah screwed I am...

[Maurepas]

In in about a billion years I hear there's gonna be alot less Water on Earth...so, somewhere around then Id wager...

I'll most likely have already died...however, if Immortality is obtained before then, Id probably try to get some Neptunian property...

[LOL ANARCHY NUBZ]

Sooociiiety, of course.

I see you say this a lot, but I just don't quite understand it. Explain, please

[Redslavia]

I don't know how it will happen, but if it does I'm going to be the first to die by capping myself, I could not stand to live with a full fledged savaged tribal system.

[Yootopia]

How do think the global civilization will collapse?

They'll stop making those biscuit and raisin Yorkies.

And how would you survive?

I probably wouldn't.

[Vault 10]

Like I've said in another thread:

No civilization lasts forever. Ours will come to the end too, sooner or later; the second - or, rather, the fourth - dark age will come again. All we can do is delay it as far as possible. And these days, the axe that will end our civilization is already in sight. It's the Islam. Rule of the religious courts over all issues. Women forced to wear heavy black draping. Jihad against the civilization. Just look at how people live where the Islamic fundamentalists take power. If it's not the second Dark Age, nothing is.

Of course, there is a hope. There is a difference between the fall of all previous civilizations and ours. They didn't have the power to defeat the invaders - we do. Knowing that, they are infiltrating us from the inside, relying on our mercy, pity and guilt to hold our hand from striking, until it's too late. If we just open our eyes, we will see the threat, and if we quench the undeserved mercy in our hearts, we can use our powers to defeat the enemy. This time, things just might turn out different; at least I hope so, and what is life without hope? It's ironic that nuclear arms have become our last hope for survival, but the history is always full of irony.

Our last, best hope for peace is BNP.

Unfortunately, the chances of them winning the US elections are not as good as they could be, but I've still voted for them as a write-in.

[United Russian State]

Zombies. I will stand on my roof with a rifle. Zombies are too dumb to climp up and get me,

[Yootopia]

Our last, best hope for peace is BNP.

WTF are you talking about -_-

[Rhodmhire]

Sooociiiety, of course.

I see you say this a lot, but I just don't quite understand it. Explain, please

There was a big thing where I explained it to Conserative Morality a while back, I'll look for it.

For now, let's just say it's the putrid birthchild of society.

[Rhodmhire]

Our last, best hope for peace is BNP.

Damn it, not this shit again...

[Maurepas]

Our last, best hope for peace is BNP.

Damn it, not this shit again...

Thats what they thought during the last Dark Age,

[Vault 10]

Our last, best hope for peace is BNP.

WTF are you talking about -_-

You remember the guy who was here sometime ago, BNP's Britain? I used to be just like you, mindlessly consuming, having no idea of this great party, but the imagery he has provided was so vivid that if the real BNP's Britain is going to look anything like that, I'll take any chance there is to make it a reality.

[Redslavia]

Our last, best hope for peace is BNP.

WTF are you talking about -_-

I know he said US elections but why do I think he means the British National Party?

[Yootopia]

Our last, best hope for peace is BNP.

WTF are you talking about -_-

You remember the guy who was here sometime ago, BNP's Britain? I used to be just like you, mindlessly consuming, having no idea of this great party, but the imagery he has provided was so vivid that if the real BNP's Britain is going to look anything like that, I'll take any chance there is to make it a reality.

Protip - the BNP is for stupid plebs.

[Vault 10]

I know he said US elections but why do I think he means the British National Party?

Wait a moment, you mean.... That's why they weren't on the ballot???

[Dyakovo]

Our last, best hope for peace is BNP.

WTF are you talking about -_-

You remember the guy who was here sometime ago, BNP's Britain? I used to be just like you, mindlessly consuming, having no idea of this great party, but the imagery he has provided was so vivid that if the real BNP's Britain is going to look anything like that, I'll take any chance there is to make it a reality.

You'd vote BNP for the gay porn?

[LOL ANARCHY NUBZ]

Our last, best hope for peace is BNP.

WTF are you talking about -_-

You remember the guy who was here sometime ago, BNP's Britain? I used to be just like you, mindlessly consuming, having no idea of this great party, but the imagery he has provided was so vivid that if the real BNP's Britain is going to look anything like that, I'll take any chance there is to make it a reality.

I lol'd.

[Redslavia]

I know he said US elections but why do I think he means the British National Party?

Wait a moment, you mean.... That's why they weren't on the ballot???

The British National Party wouldn't be on the US ballot because they're not even an American Party.

[Californian Mod Haters]

Like I've said in another thread:

No civilization lasts forever. Ours will come to the end too, sooner or later; the second - or, rather, the fourth - dark age will come again. All we can do is delay it as far as possible. And these days, the axe that will end our civilization is already in sight. It's the Islam. Rule of the religious courts over all issues. Women forced to wear heavy black draping. Jihad against the civilization. Just look at how people live where the Islamic fundamentalists take power. If it's not the second Dark Age, nothing is.

Of course, there is a hope. There is a difference between the fall of all previous civilizations and ours. They didn't have the power to defeat the invaders - we do. Knowing that, they are infiltrating us from the inside, relying on our mercy, pity and guilt to hold our hand from striking, until it's too late. If we just open our eyes, we will see the threat, and if we quench the undeserved mercy in our hearts, we can use our powers to defeat the enemy. This time, things just might turn out different; at least I hope so, and what is life without hope? It's ironic that nuclear arms have become our last hope for survival, but the history is always full of irony.

Our last, best hope for peace is BNP.

Unfortunately, the chances of them winning the US elections are not as good as they could be, but I've still voted for them as a write-in.

Can you please be less racist?